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I have to post this one... I have never posted emails, hell, I very rarely reply to them unless they are intelligent in nature, but I have to post this one. And if it wasn't for a sudden power failure then I would be posting my reply too... I can only remember fragments of it. I showed a friend (The Intense One) the email and he went off. He posted a reply that was very clever and I laughed so hard that I was in tears.
I often wonder what the hell some people are thinking when they write me... but this one is obvious.
Without further ado here's the email...
Titled: 'Athletic' really means BBW, doesn't it??lol
That's why the only feature shown in that pic was the eyes, huh? The bottom half would completely dispel that 'myth' about being athletic?lol I know, I know. Athletic was only code for 'ample,' and I'm being way, way too harsh on you. Or, it could be that you could be 'the one' but are just a little afraid of what you might find off of here, so.....wouldn't it be an irony, in a bad way, that I actually put what I did in this email to you, given the fact that I am--without a doubt-- a surefire candidate to have many/most? of the qualities that you think about when you fantasize about who you want to be with? Life is a trip, que no?? Anyway, if you ever want to step off of the sidelines and get involved in life, before it passes you by and you realize--like me-- that those people you see driving next to you on the freeway, who you would like to get to know, just don't grow on trees.lol
I almost sent him a pic... 'almost'.
11/6/2005 11:42 pm
I had almost forgotten that guys like that actually still exist. It makes me almost ashamed to be part of the same species. You should have sent him the pic with an email telling the jerkoff specifically what a complete ass he is.|