10 Facts About The Penis  

Divinitydesires 46F
4872 posts
1/1/2006 10:55 am

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10 Facts About The Penis

I snagged this from Cosmo Magazine. My comments are in red, everything else is from Cosmo.

1.Only 6 percent of the male population needs extra-large rubbers, according to condom manufacturers. In other words, 94 percent of men lie. Men lie? *giggles*

2. The study most trusted by urologists shows that the average erect penis size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it. We talked about penis sizes here on my blog... Guys How Do You Measure UP????. There I noted that most of the men on here claim an 8 inch cock while the average erected cock is 6 inches long. Of course we know that all the men on here are above average too.

3. About 80 percent of American men are circumcised, even though the American Academy of Pediatrics says it's not medically necessary. No word on why men insist on cutting something they're always exaggerating about. Men don't usually cut themselves, it's their parents choice. Usually if the father is circumsized, then the parents go ahead and have it done. And if I remember this report correctly, this a fairly new study. Unless someone can shed some light on it for me and prove me wrong. I don't mind. Might even give you a kiss.

4. 4. Men really do get "blue-balls." Technically called "prostatic congestion," the achiness in the testicles is caused by "trapped" blood. You know that crap he lays on you about orgasms being the only way to relieve it? He's right. But not so fast, trampolina. So is your doctor -- the one who says a warm shower or aspirin will also do the trick. Ouch! Come here poor baby, let me help you relieve the tension. The Elevator Encounter

5. Penises are generally darker in color than the bodies they hang from. Why? It's part of the sexual maturation process, but it's also because during puberty nature introduces men to a special friend: their right hand. As Mr. Nice to Meet You Too, You Can Let Go Now will tell anybody who'll listen, your skin would darken too if you were manhandled that often. *giggles* I didn't know that.

6. There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size or nose size. And the bad news is even worse for gold-digging nymphos: There's no correlation between penis size and wallet size. DAMN!

7. Masturbation, or "punching the monkey," is healthy. No, really. "Use it or lose it" isn't just an excuse for a guy's hands to migrate south; it's the official tested and studied conclusion of sex experts. The less a guy uses his sexual plumbing, the more problems he'll have pumping the well later on. It's only at Thanksgiving that you should tell your man, "Don't play with your meat." There you go guys! Masturbate all you want. KISS

8. Men will go limp if they drink too much. But how much is too much? About three and a half drinks for a 150-pound man. After that, the only thing standing upright in your house will be the vacuum cleaner. Curious, is that true? Does anyone have a story to pass on to contradict this?

9. All men have a line going down their penis and over their testicles. And no, it's not the chow line. It's more a "seam" on the underside of the penis. It forms when the fetus is in the uterus. In women, the seam becomes the inner lips of the vagina. In men, the seam encloses the urethra along the length of the penis. Yup! I knew this one.

10. Nothing can make a penis bigger -- except aging. Unfortunately, the size of the prize stops growing by the time men hit their early 20s. So does this mean that when a man says 'I'm normally 6 iches at full erection unless I'm hornier I could get as long as 8 inches' isn't true? Oh yeah... that's right... #1 of this list 94% of men lie. Silly me.

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/1/2006 11:23 am


very very good

Love your comments babes

silky x

Georgie007777 68M
419 posts
1/1/2006 12:10 pm

Hi Beauty,

Have a look at my pics - I do not lie - 7.25 inches measured properly along dorsal surface with ruler gently touching my mons skin - and 5.5 nches in circumference - if we were closer you could verify and maybe - just maybe - blushing already ...\8 - aren't I naughty?


HNY to all adults

georgie XxX

expatbrit49 62M

1/1/2006 12:47 pm

lol well there you go I always feel better when I here that I am average

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

imBambi 58M/50F

1/1/2006 1:01 pm

Great blog. As "they" say... the reason women can't meaure properly is because men keep pointing to their 5" dicks and telling women that its really 8"!


MyRealLoverOne 46M

1/1/2006 1:12 pm

I thought we were supposed to add 2 inches to the final measurement. I think that is the official g-spot equalizer. With a finger in our butt we extend out about two inches more, but it is just so damn hard to hold that ruler while I am trying to get my finger in there. Come on Div...you gotta cut me some slack here...I need that 3.5 inch measurement so my friends won't laugh.

Are you sure nothing can make a penis bigger???

Thanks for the info...this explains why my penis is almost black.

norprin5 55M

1/1/2006 1:35 pm

very funny!

but...i have never lied about the size of Big 'ed. i mean, if i'm getting close enough to a woman to tell her how big i am, then obviously i'm hoping she'll want to see for herself.

also, #8 is true - but not always, lots of variables...how fast were those drinks consumed, who is the incentive, etc.

King Nor XVIII

MaggiesWishes 60F

1/1/2006 3:09 pm

Hum... # 8 on the list had it's "moments".
Sometimes a little "tody" for the body goes a long way ... and too much, well... it's either:
can you get it up, can you keep it up or can't you just just drop dead, yet?

Love the piece! And your comments, Kudo's !!!

warm wishes

im_curious_4u 50M

1/1/2006 6:56 pm

I hope you were using the word curious in #8 in the context of "hmm I wonder..." and were not refering to me.

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
1/2/2006 2:00 am

great post,but am not too sure of #8,because anytime i drink its like all the blood go down south-guess you will need me as a research to prove cosmo wrong,what you say....

HotSexyCupl 46M/42F

1/2/2006 9:38 am

I think that 5.1" is not right for average penis. It is probably significantly bigger. I know I am 7.5" and most females I have been with say it is on large end of average, but not bi or huge, or even the biggest they have seen. So how can I be 2.5" over supposed average and not be big? Just look at profiles ... most guys are way over 5".
Also, the shoe size thing .... I think that the size of the penis (for the most part) is in direct relationship to the size of everything else on your body. Guys that are 6'6" usually wears bigger shoes, pants, gloves, etc. than someone 5'6". They also usually have bigger penises. So how could it not be true? Put my cock on a guy 6'8" tall and it would be small, put it on guy 5'2" and he might be hung pretty well .... right? It is also scientiffically proven that people that have longer limbs, fingers, ect, tend to have longer penises.
Also, I had a girlfriend that said thick guys (not fat, but thicker wrists, fingers, etc.) have short, thick cocks, while tall skinny guys had longer, thinner cocks. She also said there was exceptions to the rule, but generally that is the way it went.
And last, there are techniques that will make a penis bigger, at least temporarily. My dad had a penis pump when I was a kid. Of course I was dying to see if it would actually work. Whn everone was gone, I hooked that thing up to my cock and started pumping the suction bulb. There is a ruler on the side and my cock filled the tube, bigger than it had ever been, over 9+" on ruler! So it will work, but i heard it is really bad for you blood vessels and can cause serious damage to ones cock. Also, there is surgery.

MyRealLoverOne 46M

1/3/2006 5:49 pm

oh that! That is just my penis.

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