"I Have This Brother..."  

Divinitydesires 46F
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5/11/2006 1:35 pm

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5/14/2006 9:26 pm

"I Have This Brother..."


It has happened…

The other day the IT guy came into our office to fix and maintain our computers. Nice guy but a bit of nerd. I mention to him that my ex had called me a nerd. Much to my surprise I had never thought of myself as one. Well… explained the ‘ex’ you love math (oh god, yes I do! 1+1 is my favorite equation. ), I wear glasses (actually contacts), I love to read, especially Scifi and fantasy stories… and the list goes on and on about how I qualify as a nerd. My mouth gapped open as each quality was listed. When he was done, I simply took his intended insult (not that I’m offend by being a nerd, I’m not. It was his intent to try cruel to me once again) and merely replied, “Well…” I said with an evil grin. “I am the sexiest nerd you will ever lay eyes on.” With that he smiled and mumbled unaudible words as he walked off. I still to this day don’t know what he said, nor do I care. I was right and that’s all that matters.

Anyways back to the story at hand. I told the IT guy this leaving out the sexiest nerd part. He smiled at me and said…

“I have this single brother.”

I cross my brow…

“What?”

“I have a single brother I think you might be interested in dating.”

“How do you figure?”

“Well, he’s single… and you’re single.” (As if I would date a single man! AH!!!)

I smile knowing exactly how to get out of this one…

“I have three kids.”



“Wow! Three kids?”

“Two (his face warped), nine (a puzzled look now), and a 14 year old girl (his jaw flew open at that one).” (I'm use to this reaction, btw. I love the many different expressions!)

“Well…” He squirmed I love it! “He just finished raising his step kids.” (How old is this guy? 60? Sorry but I do have an age cap! 50 the oldest at least.)

“It’s okay.” I tell him gently. “I’m not looking for anything but hard core sex.” Sorry guys I didn’t say that but that’s what I was thinking. I said, “It’s okay. I’m not dating at the moment.”

I remember when I was married and I crossed path with a good looking guy I would always tell him about my sister that was single and good looking trying hard to be a match maker even though neither one would were interested in dating. It seems that all married couples have this hidden agenda for single people to get them married off… or at least see them attached to someone.

*sighs*

So there it is… it finally happen. The tables have turned on me and now I’m that single woman that every married person believes needs ‘help’ with finding a mate. *shudders*

Little do they know that’s what AdultFriendFinder is for. *giggles*

And I’m not looking for a mate… just SEX!

hey-bratender 62M

5/11/2006 4:23 pm

oh........and for the last six years I've been using this site as a tool to make my masturbation sessions more memorable. I didn't realize that people actually hook up in here. ...\8


MaggiesWishes 59F

5/11/2006 5:41 pm

You GO Sis!!!
And by the way ...
"Happy Beautiful Mom's Day"
@<~~~

warm huggies 2ya


bigandtallreturn 37M

5/14/2006 7:13 pm

Damn... everytime I think I can't like ya anymore than I already do, you fire off a classic: “I’m not looking for anything but hard core sex.”

And thanks for visiting and commenting on my 99th blog.

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