Want some PUSSY?  

Dirty_n_Naughty 47M/F
20 posts
11/13/2005 7:52 am

Last Read:
7/28/2007 11:18 am

Want some PUSSY?

DISCLAIMER:
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Not responsible for wet pants and/or tears from laughter no matter
HOW FUNNY this is.

Don't laugh TOO hard.

Ed


LAZY PUSSY

This is when there is no movement on the woman's part except trying
to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster,
faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand.

THE "WENDY'S WINDOW" PUSSY

This is the girl you picked up around 12:30am when everyone is
sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the
door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car
because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking
girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you
hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason
to ask how your day was because its too late for conversation it's
all upon agreement before she even gets into the car. Nine times out
of ten, there is no talk of relationship because that might spoil
the mood.

THE CONQUERED PUSSY

This is the girl who teases you for about two or three years and
finally you get your chance. You please the pussy in a way it has
never been pleased before, now you have this girl calling you and
wondering when y'all can hook up again. There is no pussy better
than THE CONQUERED PUSSY.

THE "ALL INCLUSIVE" PUSSY

This is when you get all the benefits of sex. The pussy is yours
for the taking whether it is night or day, still in her church dress
type pussy. The pussy smells like roses even after sex and tastes
better than candy not only is the pussy yours whenever or wherever
you want it, she gives you all the sexual favors you can imagine. The
head is tremendous, the kind that you write you nicca's in jail
about and she can handle the dick when you hit it from the back to
top it off, she is not scared to take it in the ass. This is in
close running with THE CONQUERED PUSSY for the best pussy to ever
get.

THE" OUT OF TOWN" PUSSY

This is the pussy you met on the last trip you and the fellas took.
She only keeps in touch via email and she doesn't want along
distance relationship she only visit at your discretion and always
come alone but is willing to bring a friend. She is number one when
you go back to that city and only wants to have lunch to catch up on
missed conversation. THE OUT OF TOWN PUSSY is necessary for the
traveling single man.

THE FRUSTRATION PUSSY

This is the girl you call when you need to let some loose. You
decide to call her when you have a miserable day at work. You may
even set this up before leaving work or on the way home. The only
reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind off of
other things. Afterwards you might think to yourself and say why did
I just do that? The girl who is receiving the dick doesn't mind
cause she doesn't get that much action to begin with. THE
FRUSTRATION PUSSY is sometimes THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY.

THE "FREQUENT FLIER" PUSSY

This is the girl you know is fucking around, but you just don't
care. She has lubrications that are halfway used already. She always
has condom wrappers in her bathroom trash and beer in the fridge.
The only reason why you keep fucking is because it's good, she's not
bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It has not been
proven, but she could have fucked one of your homies in school. The
pussy is not loose but it's not THE HANDS ON THE HIPS PUSSY. I'll
get to that later ...

TIME TO GO PUSSY

This is the pussy that when the pants come off you can smell the
nahh nahh! Fellas, if this happens it is not worth the two bars of
soap it will take to get rid of the stench off your dick. This
occurs with girls you bring home from the club, so to avoid this
take a good whiff while in the car or better yet invite her to take
a shower with you.

THE "TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT" PUSSY

This is the girl everyone expects you to fuck. You haven't touched
her cause she either have a big mouth, lives next door or is a close
friend of the family's relative, or maybe she's all three. She is
cute as hell but you know the consequences. She continues to tease
you and at any moment when you are both alone, she lets you know she
wants to fuck. The best thing to do is fuck her friend.

THE "HAND ON THE HIPS" PUSSY

This is the girl that you fucked only one time because she can't
handle the dick. no matter the position you tried, she complains
that it hurts. Not only is she screaming like you are murdering her,
but she puts her hands on your hips so that you can't get a full
stroke in. its like fucking with half your dick. She does not know
the proper way to suck dick so there is no pleasure there, and
doggystyle to her is just Snoop's first album.....you might have to
call THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY to release the built up tension...

"BICUZ" PUSSY

Acts like she's bi cuz her man wants a threeway. Will let you smack
it up, flip it rub it down on her (is often a cousin to the TIME TO
GO PUSSY and is normally some guy's CONQUERED PUSSY) but when it is
her time to reciprocate, she ain't feeling it, doesn't actually
do "that" or finds a reason to end play. Has been known to have all
kinds of physiological problems around the same time that Mr. Man
starts working it on the other female.

CATCH22 PUSSY

The pussy is SO GOOD that you hit it as often as she lets you. BUT
YOU DIDN'T READ THE FINEPRINT ON HER CONDOM COLLECTION. After 3
times, you are her man and she is going to tell every female that
she knows,that KNOWS YOU that you are off limits to them. If you
start noticing that your 'old standbys" stop taking your calls, this
could be why. Ambitious WENDYS WINDOW PUSSY often graduates to this
position.

THE QUEENDOM CUM PUSSY

The pussy is SO GOOD you cry. She rivals the ALL INCLUSIVE PUSSY in
that she can take it any way you can give it and more. NO matter how
much VIAGRA YOU TAKE, she continues to cum and only needs Gatorade
and Red Bull to "hang". She licks you from head to toe. She bathes
you every time you visit and has more candles at her place than the
Roman Catholic Church! She has a closet specifically for fetish
outfits and special toys. She calls you "Precious" and never lets
you control her, often winding up babying YOU while fucking you to
death.
You start to think she is a vampire as she drinks every drop you
have through every hole she has. You let her fuck you in the ass.
You drive by her house to see if the lights are on so that you can
call her and ask if you can suck other men's cum out of her ass. You
wonder if she is human and you ask your mama if she will pray for
your immortal Soul, after a month. After a few months, you are a
gibbering idiot and her bitch.

You make a lot of visits to FRUSTRATION PUSSY to "work it out" when
The Queen is not available.

Often, you try to break FRUSTRATION'S SPINE trying to work out the
confusing issues you are having with The Queen. With luck, you can
get some WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY to help you restore your manhood, but
you will still need years of therapy to recover.

Last but not least...

...BUY A CLUE PUSSY...

FOUND IN COURTROOMS ACROSS AMERICA...

Will get all the way to unwrapping a condom and sliding it on your cock with her mouth before she realizes that you actually want to fuck her. Will be frightened and may take legal action against you for attempted and may have a full chapter of some support group named after her. Will sue you for your shoelaces!



Kinky is.. as KiNkY DOES!


rm_Teemunitu22 42M
1 post
1/3/2006 11:24 am

Thats real talk...I wonder how many women know where they fall? Are they different pussies to different people? Does your lady have one about the D?...Good shit!


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