What do you call yours?  

Dildo_replacemen 38M
196 posts
6/12/2006 4:55 am

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What do you call yours?

I've heard a lot of names before that people call their privates and some are hilarious. Most men seem to want to name their cock. I've actually never given it a name, it's a part of me and thus holds the same name. Some of the names I've heard include, Slimmer, Edgar, Thor, Princess, Krull, Mr Wiggly, space invader, Kong, Igor, Monty, God, the key, the monster, the beast, Mr Beefy, Russell the love muscle, pork sword, pecker, lil bastard, love gun, the lord and master.

I've also heard of women calling their breasts names like the twins, Burt and Ernie, Thelma and Louise, and their privates, pedals, biscuits, muffy, snuggles, snapper, stinky, and pretty kitty.

So let's hear it, what do you call your privates? And what are some of the names you've heard others call their privates?

Dildo_replacemen 38M

6/12/2006 2:40 pm

Willy the white chocolate factory! LOL

cuteNEway 41F

6/13/2006 5:47 pm

I call mine "the girls" or "the cookies" depending on my mood

tee hee

Dildo_replacemen 38M

6/13/2006 7:26 pm

My sisters ex use to call his "Stanley" the power drill. To be fare, his first language was not english so I didn't pursue bugging him too much. However I did comment quite a few times that battery operated power drills did exist and you could easily get them without a beer gut! (Okay so I didn't like the guy)

meerkittykat 42F

6/14/2006 9:21 am

Hmmm...I had one BF who called his "Evinrude"....he was into boats.

My gf calls mine "the twins"...this usually comes as she's nestled between them.

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pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/15/2006 8:33 am

Well, I don't have a name for my breasts or any other body part. Perhaps I'm boring? As far as a name a guy calls his dick? I knew of a guy that called it Henry and Hank. I dunno why, he just did. What I often wonder about is why men like to play "towel holder". Have you ever walked into a room where your woman was getting out of the shower with a hard on and a towel over it? lol.

Dildo_replacemen replies on 6/15/2006 2:24 pm:
What, he called his Henry & Hank? - Did he have two??? LOL

Being the shower towel holder is just fun, and it's being curtious as well... warming the towel for the lady!

I was asked once if I could be her toilet paper towel holder... I looked at her puzzled and said "are you kidding, that does not fit... trust me I've tried"!

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/15/2006 4:30 pm

lol At least it was easy to get off if it happened to have gotten stuck, though. Right? Ahhhh...didn't think of it as a personal towel warmer too! Nope, Henry when he was soft and Hank when he was hard. I dunno, who knows!

Dildo_replacemen replies on 6/15/2006 7:14 pm:
The only way a toilet role could ever fit on me is if I put it on when I'm soft... I did try it once and never again, I went hard... had to soak the role in water in order to tear it a part!

Peche85 31F

6/19/2006 5:03 pm

I've never named any body part before. There was a guy who was my friend's boyfriend's friend who was obsessed with my tits and the first thing he would say to my friends bf was "how are the twins" (my tits). I think it had been going on for months before my friend told me lol.

Dildo_replacemen replies on 6/19/2006 8:20 pm:
I'd love to have someone obsessed with some of my body parts!

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/22/2006 9:49 pm

You got excited while you had a toilet paper roll on you? lol. Now what exactly were you doing????? *inquisitive look*

Dildo_replacemen replies on 6/23/2006 11:03 pm:
It seemed about the right size so I tried it on... However I was wrong, too small.

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/25/2006 3:33 pm

Very interesting....very interesting...*thoughtful look*

Should I take notes? *rummages around for a pad and pen*

Dildo_replacemen replies on 6/25/2006 11:03 pm:
Sure... my measurements are...

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