SexyKitty Productions  

Dildo_replacemen 38M
196 posts
6/22/2006 9:08 pm

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SexyKitty Productions

Well, some of you are aware... meerkittykat has created a blog-ville version of the Sex-Prentice and yours truly made the first cut!

Well, I ended up in the first selection group "GROUP ONE" and was tasked with the following: you are in charge of a new mainstream business. The only stipulation; it is a Naked Business. Describe what your business is and how you intend to make a profit, be it totally legitimate means or by sabotaging your other group members. (note, it's a mainstream business-it cannot be a business with sexual overtones-other than your employees and clientele must be naked.)

And this was my entry!
Okay, here it goes... Always great to start with businesses that have done well in the last few years and learn from them... SO...

Google - the web is already inundated with porn, I really need something more personable!
AT&T, Motorola - I keep on coming back to the vibrating phones and orgasmic wring tones... just not enough
Wal-mart - goes without saying they are already dirty and their import/export strategy is effective but killing the economy.

So, I choose to model my main stream business after Tim Horton's & Starbucks!

I'll call it Whorebutts! All my staff will be of course nude (wearing only a bow tie for men and bunny ears for women), patrons have their choice to be nude, and they get a 25% discounts with nude reciprocity!

It will be a 24/7 business, selling specialty drinks, syrups, doughnuts and freshly cut fruit. Yes, we also sell coffee and iced beverages but due to temperature constraints these items are not full service. Full service comes with your choice of items from our menu (sample below) served on your choice of body parts from a staff member of your choosing. Additional staff members are available at an incremental fee. We also have a drive thru but in the interests of saving time and windows it's self serve only!

Full Service Sample Menu will include:
- Timmy's/Tammy's Bits are 2 for $0.50 and come in 2 shapes: nipples and balls.

- Doughnuts are $0.50 each and come in 5 shapes: cock, breast, bum, pussy and traditional doughnut with the hole in the center.

- Assorted flavors for doughnuts and bits including chocolate, vanilla, cream filled, glazed, sprinkles, and powdered sugar.

- Assorted drinks are served body temperature and include: milk, chocolate milk, water, apple cider, chi tea, latte, and even mouthwash ever fresh! Each serving is 3 ounces (equal to 2 shots) and are $2.00.

- Assorted syrups include: Chocolate, caramel, hazelnut, strawberry, whipped cream, raspberry, blueberry, honey, etc. Each syrup is 1.5 ounces (equals 1 shot) and are $3.00.

- Assorted fruit include: anything we have freshly cut and cleaned ($10.00/lb), you may bring your own at an additional cleaning and cutting fee of $5.00/lb.

- Methods of servings include by hand, feet, lips, lips and tongue, chest or breast, arse cheeks, cock (hard or soft), and pussy! Costs very by server, no need to ask it's painted on their back.

We have an assortment of servers on hand to assist you with your needs, all have been hand picked for their excellent physique, cleanliness and various special attributes. Each staff member is fully cleaned after each helping, not to worry cleanliness first is our motto, so is dig in!

Annual contests include: Roll-up his/her rim and win; men or women have the chance to win big by unrolling one of our staffs cocks or pussy to find a prize written on the skin!

If this is too much of a sexual overtone, I guess I'd have to take full service off the displayed menu! However it's available if you ask!

Lastly, I plan to open this chain next to every Starbucks and Tim Horton's, in hopes to absorb their patrons. Eventually getting bought out but not before they go nude too!

Voting is on until June 28th, come on by and vote...
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pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/22/2006 9:54 pm

Mmmmmm...sounds good to me. What would be the qualifications for employees or for your customers? Would you be an eoe? Deny service to anyone?

Dildo_replacemen replies on 6/23/2006 4:42 am:
They have to have physical attributes people find attractive... and blue eyes is certainly one of them. All candidates would go through a selection and tryout process in front of a panel of judges.

I'm all for equal opportunities everybody will be considered, but the final selection is by the panel of judges.

And my staff members will go through a special training program of how to treat patrons... as well as how to deny service to customers that are rude.

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/24/2006 12:42 am

Hmmm...wonder if there are any possible employment for me?

Dildo_replacemen replies on 6/24/2006 8:15 am:
Oh yah! - You bet your pretty little ass there is.

meerkittykat 42F

6/24/2006 1:59 am

I thought your idea was hularious...but I also know that the Connecticut Bloggers group is a powerful lobby and they're gonna go for their hometown boy Chubby....

so...this post is a good PR move....only way to make a good business even more successful? PROMOTE.

I was at a Starbucks today, and what do I think of first off? Whorebutts

Dildo_replacemen replies on 6/24/2006 8:34 am:
Yah, looks like I'm going to loosing the contest.

Chubby's got some connections! - Oh well... just give him a hard time for me in the finals.

pretty_blue_eyes 38F
2091 posts
6/24/2006 1:02 pm

Not going to stick me in the pantry only to hand the "real" waitresses and waiters the items, are you?

*sigh* Thats what they did to me in hooters! *sobbing*

Dildo_replacemen 38M

6/25/2006 1:52 am

Are you kidding, you'd be out on display for the world to see... as beautiful and real as you are. - Yum.

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