You know it was really good sex when...  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
9/2/2005 5:31 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You know it was really good sex when...

1. Your body still aches like you ran a marathon...2 days later.

2. You have to go to the salon to get the knots out of the back of your hair.

3. Your mouth, lips, and jaw are still sore...2 days later.

How 'bout you? What "side effects" remind you of that banging good time you had?


MiAmore62 49M

9/2/2005 7:49 am

when my ass still hurts from the bangin i got from the same guy that was bangin you..... While I was banging you... ( him doing me while im doing you) and my jaw aches from doing you BOTH for a long time!!!


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/2/2005 9:23 am

1. Cramping in my hands from holding on too long.

2. A raw feeling member from getting too rough.

3. Pink eyes from reading your blog through the night.

lol


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 10:01 am

Oh dear, MiAmore (shakin head).

I wondered how long it would take you to venture over into my blog. And here you are, lol...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 10:02 am

Thanks One...might I suggest Visine?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 5:51 pm

Shortcake...I know exactly what you mean. (glowing)


five_speed 41M

9/2/2005 8:56 pm

1) I get a hard on and it hurts ... 2 days later.
2) I'm still pouring peroxide on the scratches on my back ... 2 weeks later
3) My tongue is so stiff that when I speak I sound like I've been hit with novacaine.
4) When my legs are still wobbly when I get up the next morning.
5) I'm on my own little cloud where work and life stress just can't quite reach me for awhile.


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
9/2/2005 9:26 pm

You know it was great sex when:
1. Lose your balance and can't walk straight
2. Lose 6 pounds
3. Your balls are sucked into your body and your penis shrinks unrecognizably.
4. Your penis will not grow to regular size even though you only want to pee.
5. End up peeing seated, in part due to loss of balance.
6. Turn on the TV to see if there were any victims from the earthquake that just hit us.
7. Want to turn on the TV for aforementioned reason, but cannot move hands.
8. Lose consciousness altogether.
9. Call the paramedics because you're having a heart attack.
10 Die with a smile on your face.


TN_Bandido 51M

9/2/2005 10:25 pm

1. Sore places on my knees (from giving to her doggie style).
2. Strained muscles in the back of my leggs.
3. Sore balls from slapping them against her clit (givin to her doggie-style again).
4. Long blonde hair still wrapped around the base of my penis...lol.
5. The next day, grinning like an
'o'possum eating a warm pile of sh*t". lmao.......


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 1:46 am

Damn 5, lol...# 2 & 3 are my favs....although # 2 makes me wonder who, or what rather, you're "doing."


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 1:49 am

Toothy, lol...I think I've experienced # 8 on more than 1 occasion.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 1:52 am

LMFAO Bouncy. (bites tongue) OMG, LOL (bites Bouncy's tongue).


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 2:10 am

LMFAO Bouncy. OMG.

Think I'll just stop while I'm ahead. (bites tongue)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 2:14 am

Why the hell does it appear I'm some kind of blog freak, up at 2am, posting away? Someone enlighten me...time zone difference?

I'm the blog freak that's up at 4am, sipping coffee, posting away.

Just wanted to clarify.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 6:29 am

You know it was really good sex when...

4. No matter where you are, who you're with, or what you're doing, the thought makes you smile...and very, very wet.


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
9/3/2005 6:53 am

Hi Trouble, you 're not the only one.
This is becoming an addiction ( need a quick trip to betty ford ).
Anyway,
You know you had great sex when:

1. The wet spot on the sheets is the size of Lake Michigan
2. The sheets are glued to the mattress, partly due to the heat
3. The bed collapses
4. You keep going, even though the bed has collapsed
5. The smoke alarm goes off
6. The neighbors call the cops for fear of domestic incident
7. You fail to report fire in neighbor's house
8. You fail to report fire in own house
9. You carry a stupid grin for 2 weeks
10.You automatically file performance under "must mentally replay when masturbating"
11.You regret not having taped the event
12.You decide to give up sex altogether and join a convent
13.YOU DECIDE TO VOTE FOR THE OTHER PARTY.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 7:59 am

5. He calls or Im's and it makes you very, very wet.

(I'm seeing a recurring theme here...)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 8:00 am

(brushes long blonde hair)


TN_Bandido 51M

9/3/2005 1:09 pm

I believe some of us have a severe cases of "swollen head syndrome" lol...

1. An uncontrolable urge to do her again, to top the last time. ~smiling~
2. Euphoria (sp) that last for days from the memories of wonderfully exhausting encounter.
3. Whistling and happy even when performing nasty house chores (scrubbing the toilets) due to the epuhoria.
4. In a constant daze, dreaming of the next time


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 1:09 pm

LOL Toothy...love #'s 1, 4, 10, & 13. Very funny...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 3:41 pm

Bouncy? (bats eyes) I think I can help you with those urges if you's like...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 3:42 pm

(having a hot flash)


rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/3/2005 4:57 pm

The stupid grin lasts a day to be followed by the gentle smile of remembrance.
The certain knowledge that she will always be able to surprise you with her gifts.
The sense of joy and peace that permeates your senses for days or even weeks.
The enduring mystery of having been there and the quiet immensity ofthat experience.
The recognition that each day can be a sacred gift woven around the heart of wonder.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 9:16 pm

6. Being too damn tired (happily) to take a shower...but you HAVE too, lol.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/4/2005 5:57 am

7. You wake up, your pelvis and tailbone feeling dislocated.

And you smile.


dieharddrummerbo 54M

9/5/2005 2:04 pm

the pain in your crotch muscles when you walk tempts you to buy a wheelchair, and you have a new appreciation for what cowboys surely must endure after a long day's ride.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/5/2005 2:23 pm

lol, Diehard...never thought about the cowboy concept. Don't know how I missed that one as much as I like to ride. (bats eyes)


dieharddrummerbo 54M

9/7/2005 2:01 am

lol! i'd make a suggestion but i'm restraining myself again. help!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/7/2005 9:24 am

Damn you spend a lot of time restrained. Didn't realize you enjoyed BDSM so much.


dieharddrummerbo 54M

9/7/2005 9:53 pm

okay, time for a new joke. just waiting for the inspiration, def. oh, and i thought that stood for Being Damned Sick of Masterbating! yea, that's me, lol!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/11/2005 5:13 am

Aren't we all?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/2/2005 9:03 am

Shortcake - yep, gotta love that "glow."


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/2/2005 9:04 am

5 - still concerned about # 2.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/2/2005 9:07 am

Toothy - I like # 10 - use it frequently.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/2/2005 9:07 am

Bouncy - to elieve soreness, put her ass on top!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/2/2005 9:08 am

MTN - # 3...makes it hard to keep a straight face and your mouth shut.


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