Update: I'm the Devil  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
9/9/2005 12:24 pm

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Update: I'm the Devil

You know, in the past 24 hours I have managed to piss two people off, vice-versa, to the point of where there will no longer be any communication between us. These aren't people I just encountered a day or two ago, but guys I've been chatting with since I joined this site. Hell, I considered them both friends, and at one point both were being considered as FWB. Not now. Oh hell no, we can't even chat now.

Guy # 1 - has decided since I've become "involved" with someone, that he doesn't see the point in chatting any longer. Ok, I understand. No, really I don't. Because the last time we tried to make arrangements to meet, he couldn't find an available time slot between dates for me, all with different women mind you, and then informed me he'd be spending the following weekend out of town with yet another female.

I told him fine, we could make it another time when his harem emptied a bit. So, I casually made dinner plans with someone else, and we hit it off. Still hitting it off. (glows) Glad I caught his "no ass = no chat" attitude. Kind of suspected he wasn't interested in a FWB all along anyway...just a piece of ass. Yet, he tried to put a guilt trip on me. Oh yes, that's right, I'm the damn demon seed.

*Note - if you can't be my friend, you can't touch my ass, or any other body parts for that matter.

Guy # 2 - OMG. Just adore this guy's wisdom and ability to make me think. But I have told him for some time now that our differing views about certain subjects prevented us from being anything more than friends. We have literally argued about this for weeks. Yes, I said argued. He prefers to call it a discussion. Nope. We argued. Continuously. Now wouldn't you agree, if we were arguing daily without ever having met, it probably was a good idea that we put meeting on the backburner, especially since it was obvious we'd never solve our differing views? Uh huh. OMG. We've even hashed it out here in my blog. Anyway, told him yesterday I didn't want to discuss it anymore and that we needed to find another topic to chat about. Ok...diet and exercise. Nope. We argued about that. Getting the point here? Yep. I ended up being the devil-bitch in disguise, unwilling to compromise my views, opinions, and self-respect. Go figure.

*Note - I'm not looking to be treated like a dirty little secret locked away in a closet until you find time to play with me. If you can't take me out in public from time-to-time, you can't touch my ass, or any other body parts for that matter.

Sorry, on a quick rant here. I'm over it now. Did I mention glowing?

Comments for the devil-bitch anyone?

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toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
9/9/2005 2:17 pm

The decisions about your sex life are yours and yours alone. That 's a no-brainer. Who touches which part of your body is also 100% up to you.
Those guys should know that.
Arguing can be stimulating (if done in a civilised manner), BUT ONLY UP TO A CERTAIN POINT...

Keep GLOWING (and blogging).
Forget all the rest.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/9/2005 2:46 pm

Thanks Toothy...I will

Barbiebunny69 43F

9/10/2005 1:06 pm

Dear Demons Spawn,
Keep it up. Pissing people off is the first indication you are on the right track.
The Devil cannot nor ever be kept as a dirty little secret.
Men hate that.. Roflmao

besides, its more fun to play the bad guy u evil woman u!
Ohh u are GLOWING
You wear it well!

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/10/2005 2:50 pm

Demon Spawn DT Sounds like either might have been this guy. A man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

The man says "You have a deal, Doc."

Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks "What happened?"

The man answered "Nobody showed up!"

I agree with the blonde crusader about pissing people off. if you aren't honoring you then the glow can only be very temporary. Keep it up lady and the glow as well.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/10/2005 4:49 pm

Dear Cruella Bunny:

I agree, I'm on the right track. Man, we have a lot in common. Thinking you, me and Gypsy are now triplets separated at birth. (Yes guys, I said "triplets"...that oughta make the slobber flow...)

No, the Devil can't be a closet secret, as is apparent by some of my naughty posts, lol.

TY...loving the glow. Hope he is too...

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/10/2005 4:50 pm

MTN - lmfaooooo...you come off with some of the best jokes.

diehardrummerboy 54M

9/10/2005 6:04 pm

joke em if they can't take a fuck!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/10/2005 8:22 pm

lmao Diehard

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
9/11/2005 6:01 am


I know it's been a few since I last Cruised by your Blog, but you're seeing someone?!!

Screw that shit, I am sooooo outta here!!! Get thee behind me, Foul Temptress!

PS: OK now- discussion. Point or counterpoint?


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/11/2005 7:03 am

Mister...old saying..."you snooze, you lose." lol...Maybe that'll teach you. Visit more often perhaps?


I'm "involved"...yes. A friend and confidant, a gentleman, an intellectual, an amazingly wonderful "playmate"...quite charming. I enjoy his company immensely. I'll leave it at that.

five_speed 41M

9/11/2005 7:46 am

does this mean I'll have a break from the stalking activities?

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/11/2005 10:40 am

ummmm...NO. Have been stalking you the whole time, why stop now?
If you'd ever actually let me inside the house instead of making me peek in the windows, hmmm...???

Sorry 5, I'm your devoted stalker for life. (smooch)

SensualSmoothTN 48M

9/11/2005 12:28 pm

Just remember it's better to be pissed off than pissed on...Unless you like waterpsorts.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/11/2005 6:15 pm

So true Sensual.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/13/2005 1:25 am

LMFAO T - make up your mind!

Am I your cheeto and beer fetchin trailor mamma, or your yard girl, complete with tank top (no bra) and short shorts (no panties) ???

I know this is a hard choice for a heterosapien such as yourself...but I can't do it all. I'm very busy ya know...(adjusts cam outside 5's window)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/13/2005 3:36 am

*Note - In my absence, the wonderfully wicked Cruella barbiebunny69 has my permission to take over as the reigning "devil-bitch" until my return. Seems like the appropriate choice, don't you agree?

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