So, Tell Me...  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
9/14/2005 5:03 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

So, Tell Me...

Yes, it's true. My blog is often riddled with naughty, perhaps straight-up pornographic posts. It's a venue for expressing supressed emotions and desires. Yes, I get many emails in response to those posts, but rarely any comments within my blog. Oh there are a few brave souls, even women, that comment regularly, and it's much appreciated. It often initiates wonderful banter.

I've wondered why more people don't comment. Had coffee with travelingintexas this morning and he offered this bit of insight:

DT: much easier reading my porn huh?
TIT: i was laying in bed at 2 this afternoon.......rolled over pulled it up on my it...........hard as a rock........
DT: lol
TIT: and i was thinking great now what
DT: then my purpose has been served
TIT: yea but i was still too lazy to fix
TIT: either you gave me or i gave myself blue balls havent figured out which one

So, why don't more people comment in my naughty blogs? Embarrassed? Afraid of my rebuttle? Doing a little one-handed typing? Perhaps you find it repulsive? Hmm. The thought has perplexed me for some time.

Funny...when I do stray off the path of naughty nymphmania, my box is bombarded with emails of disgust and disappointment, but yet, most refrain from commenting openly.

I'm thinking I might change the nature of my blog, perhaps posting such delightful, informative topics as "101 Ways to Paint Perfect Toenails." Unfortunately, # 's 1-100 would detail the ways to find the perfect salon. # 101 would be "sit back and relax." I think it would be pretty boring, to say the least.

So tell me...why do you refrain from commenting openly?

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boytoy115780 70M
37 posts
9/14/2005 6:04 am

whow very nice pose i would love to put my cock in you hon every part of you is very georgeous my cock is rock hard for you

boytoy115780 70M
37 posts
9/14/2005 6:07 am

i would let you fuck right now if you could

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
9/14/2005 6:43 am

no DT don't change your blogging style ..itwouldn't be you now would besides watchig TiT squirm is way much more fun..

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 7:12 am

Um ok, Boy Toy...thanks for that vivid input. (lol)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 7:13 am

Syn (giggles) it is kinda fun, huh?

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 7:16 am


This coming from someone who had managed to make Cruella literally ill barbiebunny69 and sent 5 five_speed into a state of awakened sexual awareness that even I have the urge to run from.

five_speed 41M

9/14/2005 7:36 am

I've just now started reading your stories. I've been meaning to go back and read the rest, but I can only handle one a day. If I read more than that, I'd be in the hospital, and Vaeline's stock would probably raise a full 2 points.

I'd comment more often, but I'm not very coordinated, and well, I only need one hand to do what I gotta do, but I have to keep the cat from dipping her nose in the tub of vaseline, and I have to keep the towel ready to keep from making a MESS on the keyboard, and I'd comment after I was done, but I always fall asleep right after....

rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/14/2005 9:44 am

DT If you wish more explicit then you shall have more explicit. However, wrods are always subject misinterpretation.
An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would
be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both
did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used
the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next
hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get
some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied: "Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache."

ThumbChickStool 33F

9/14/2005 1:33 pm

Here's a thought: you've intimidated everyone. At least, that's what my friends tell me when I whine that the only guys that wanna dance with me are the really ugly ones. So maybe they don't want to comment, or don't have anything to say.

BTW, thanks for stopping by. Here's some birthday cake for ya! ::hands over a huge slice of lemon cake::

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 2:59 pm

5 - lmao...ever tried baby oil gel or astroglide? Vaseline gets under my nails...ew. Just an FYI for future successful stalking references.

Asleep? You fall asleep after???? (ugh) So much to teach you young man...go to my room.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 3:01 pm

LMFAO MTN...definitely worth passing along. Keep 'em coming.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 3:05 pm

Magnus - lol, love the comparison. And reserved is a more than acceptable reason for not commenting. (smooch) Besides, it's kinda hard to be anything but reserved in the company of da Bunny, and I suppose myself as well.

(sends da Bunny a matching "devil-bitch" pink...with fuzzy lettering...matching thong w/fluffly bunny tail...)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 3:10 pm

Happy Birthday again Native...hope your day turned out better than expected. I'll be over to chat later tonight. And thanks for the cake...nice to be remembered.

Yes, unfortunately, intimidation has become my middle name. It's been like that for many years actually. Most women would find it powerfully exciting...I find it quite lonely. But, it's me. It's who I am. Don't see that changing anytime soon. As far as the dancing...snatch the one YOU want to dance with. If I'd have waited for someone to ask me, I, perhaps, might have never danced at all. (hugs)

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
9/14/2005 5:06 pm

I comment on all your blogs. (as halo appears over my head)...
Now, about that admission fee, will you stop charging me?

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 5:14 pm

Thank you Foto...always enjoy your comments no matter how rare they appear.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/14/2005 10:01 pm

Yes, now have a free pass.

476 posts
9/15/2005 1:52 am

First visit but I'm definitely not shy. Check out my blog and you can see for yourself.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/15/2005 2:46 am

Bossier - just checked your profile...DAMN, does everybody live in Texas?

your_gypsy 51F

9/15/2005 5:11 am

hi sweetie, i too love your stories... i've told you that. i want to read more. i love reading porn rather than watching it or looking at pictures sometimes. i just like having the suggestion and description and then picturing it in my head. like i can manipulate it more that way... does that make sense?

btw there is a really dirty blog under about a sex slave that i read from time to time and i really like that one too... maybe you should take a gander at it! don't exactly know what i would say after reading it but maybe something like "sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
9/15/2005 10:53 am

ooh toenail article please!

Its good to be...ME

diehardrummerboy 54M

9/15/2005 10:14 pm

so how does one respond to such uncommon erotica. you know i visit daily and even if i don't tell you every time, rest assured you always get a great big standing erect- i mean, ovation. okay, so i'll admit it, i don't watch near as much porn since i started visiting your blog. you happy now? the purple onion has canceled my v.i.p. status.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/16/2005 12:44 am

LOL damn glad you're back. (fluffs bunny tail)

Like I said, here's my suggestion for toenails...# 's out a really good salon. Make sure the serve cocktails and appetizers. # 101...sit back and relax. That's the way I do it anyway.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/16/2005 12:45 am

Foto - well, you're just about the only one who doesn't around here. Hell, even I have a part time residence there.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/16/2005 12:46 am

T- wtf are you talking about??? (dials Starbuck's to have him cut-off and call a cab for him)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/16/2005 12:48 am

LMFAO Diehard - The Purple Onion? That's where we've bumped into one another, lol. (pssssssssst...try the new Hustler store...very cool)

48 posts
9/17/2005 9:18 am

I have never commented before because I just found you today.....Luv your blog on the blowjob.......I closed my eyes and it felt like you were right here with me ......and no I didn't try to type with one hand.....I used both to play with myself.....unfortunetly you weren't here when I opened my eyes...

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/17/2005 9:27 am

RDY - Now that's what I'm talking about. The intention is to take you into the world of your own imagination and creativity. Thanks Look forward to seeing you again often.

48 posts
9/18/2005 3:30 pm

Your definetly welcome ....I love to talk about sex and seduction and passion and all those wonderful things.......I have a very dirty...nasty.....creative mind ......and its alot of fun .....
and when a women talks dirty....has a mind incredibly creative and seductive like gets me HARD INSTANTLY......and my mind just wonders off.......Like now for instance.......that picture with your blog I'm imagining is you and I just want to dive in and devour every inch of you.....ooohhhhhh......
you look absolutely delicious

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/19/2005 2:41 am


I'm truly flattered. Thanks.

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