Sex Lingo  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
11/3/2005 8:11 am

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Sex Lingo

How well do you know your sex lingo?
Put the Thesaurus down. Close the dictionary. Don't peek at the paper of the blogger sitting next to you. If you're not sure...guess!

1. Which of the following has NOT been called an aphrodisiac?
a. Oysters
b. Garlic
c. Anchioves
d. Licorice
e. Onions
f. Green Apples
g. Asparagus
h. Shark Fin Soup

2. The expression "dry sex" refers to:
a. Sexual intercourse during which a woman's vagina is not sufficiently lubricated.
b. Two people rubbing their bodies against each other without penis penetration.
c. Sexual intercourse during which a man does not ejaculate.
d. Sexual intercourse in which a man ejaculates inside (rather than outside) a woman's vagina.

3. If you called someone an "onanist," you'd probably be accusing them of:
a. Masturbating a lot.
b. Never masturbating
c. Being a virigin.

4. What's a merkin?
a. A gland in the female body responsible for secreting pheromones
b. A pubic wig for women that was popular in 17th century England
c. A Victorian term for the clitoris

5. If you're engaged in frottage, you are...
a. Dry humping.
b. Giving someone a massage.
c. Making a charcoal rubbing.
d. All of the above
e. None of the above

Good luck! -DT

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rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
11/3/2005 2:21 pm

Okay DT You are asking a word smith and a lover of myth and fantasy these questions. If my memoyr is incorrect this will be like Balderdash, if my stories are convincing enough

1. Which of the following has NOT been called an aphrodisiac? The only one that I have never seen mentioned is the green apples. They tend to operate on the other end. All the rest at one time or another have been viewed as aphrodesiacs. Of ocurse my favorites sre cloves, ginger, and nutmeg (too much can cause hallucinations). I also do not ever remeber rading anything on shark fin soup, but I have heard anecdotal tales so I am including it as an aphrodesiac.

2. The expression "dry sex" refers to: This is tricky because you have a semi-duplicate. Frottage or dry humping, espceially to orgasm, which would be (b) The original safe sex if one can get off that way.

3. If you called someone an "onanist," you'd probably be accusing them of: From the bible, the story of Judah and his younger son Onan. Commonly refers to masturbation but mythically (Onan did this when hhis older brother died and he had to marry her to get progeny) it describes ejaculating outside the vagina to prevent pregnancy

4. What's a merkin? I do not know if "wig: is what it was called, but it is the substitution of someone or something else's pubic hair to replace or cover ones own lack. I often wondered exactly how that was attached - probably glue, but it must have been very painfulto remove.

5. If you're engaged in frottage, you are... Tricky again because it cretainly is (a) dry humping, but the word was used on a CSI not too long ago when talking about raising what was written on a pad by rubbing pencil lead, so a charcoal rubbing would probaly fit into the same category. I am sure about (a) and I also am going with (c) because I am contrary.


lifeisablast333 54M

11/3/2005 8:58 pm

I know nothing, "sobs"....the Redneck


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/3/2005 9:41 pm

1. Don't know what the real answer is but it SHOULD be e. onions.
2. Haven't a clue. How about c. when the man doesn't ejaculate
3. a. masturbating (I know words, lol)
4. a male pickle? just kidding. I actually think it's b. the wig
5. dry humping, but now I'm confused about number two. hmmm...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bardicman 50M

11/3/2005 11:52 pm

1. G
2. B
3. A
4. B
5. A



I am not dead yet


jim5131 55M
1296 posts
11/4/2005 9:08 pm

I think all is covered except a Merkin...that is the furry 'purse'-looking cover that a Scottish highlander wears over his kilt, and usually near the crotch.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:35 pm

    Quoting rm_mtnravyn:
    Okay DT You are asking a word smith and a lover of myth and fantasy these questions. If my memoyr is incorrect this will be like Balderdash, if my stories are convincing enough

    1. Which of the following has NOT been called an aphrodisiac? The only one that I have never seen mentioned is the green apples. They tend to operate on the other end. All the rest at one time or another have been viewed as aphrodesiacs. Of ocurse my favorites sre cloves, ginger, and nutmeg (too much can cause hallucinations). I also do not ever remeber rading anything on shark fin soup, but I have heard anecdotal tales so I am including it as an aphrodesiac.

    2. The expression "dry sex" refers to: This is tricky because you have a semi-duplicate. Frottage or dry humping, espceially to orgasm, which would be (b) The original safe sex if one can get off that way.

    3. If you called someone an "onanist," you'd probably be accusing them of: From the bible, the story of Judah and his younger son Onan. Commonly refers to masturbation but mythically (Onan did this when hhis older brother died and he had to marry her to get progeny) it describes ejaculating outside the vagina to prevent pregnancy

    4. What's a merkin? I do not know if "wig: is what it was called, but it is the substitution of someone or something else's pubic hair to replace or cover ones own lack. I often wondered exactly how that was attached - probably glue, but it must have been very painfulto remove.

    5. If you're engaged in frottage, you are... Tricky again because it cretainly is (a) dry humping, but the word was used on a CSI not too long ago when talking about raising what was written on a pad by rubbing pencil lead, so a charcoal rubbing would probaly fit into the same category. I am sure about (a) and I also am going with (c) because I am contrary.
Dammit MTN!!! You can't play from now on until everyone else has had a chance! LMAO...but, not all your answers are correct. Hmmm...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:37 pm

    Quoting candy69sosweet:
    looks like mtn has taken the cake with his choices. I'll go with aphrodesiacs for $1,000.

    Kisses & Hugs,
    Candy
lol, me too Candy...gotta love the aphrodesiacs.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:39 pm

**hugs Redneck** Me either...I stumbled upon this. Glad I didn't have to try and answer, lol.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:39 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    1. Don't know what the real answer is but it SHOULD be e. onions.
    2. Haven't a clue. How about c. when the man doesn't ejaculate
    3. a. masturbating (I know words, lol)
    4. a male pickle? just kidding. I actually think it's b. the wig
    5. dry humping, but now I'm confused about number two. hmmm...
2 and 5 are the tricky ones...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:40 pm

Close Bardic...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:42 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    1. Don't know what the real answer is but it SHOULD be e. onions.
    2. Haven't a clue. How about c. when the man doesn't ejaculate
    3. a. masturbating (I know words, lol)
    4. a male pickle? just kidding. I actually think it's b. the wig
    5. dry humping, but now I'm confused about number two. hmmm...
lmfao Wahine...just caught # 4...it's late...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:43 pm

    Quoting jim5131:
    I think all is covered except a Merkin...that is the furry 'purse'-looking cover that a Scottish highlander wears over his kilt, and usually near the crotch.
Jim - I had no idea. Now there are 2 odd definitions for "merkin."


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/5/2005 5:39 am

1. Aphrodesiac hell. That's one nasty pizza. I would kiss that mouth for nothin'.
2. That's an oxymoron, like giant shrimp.
3. If they don't slap you, just be happy and move on.
4. He better not be smirken at my gerkin. Wasn't Merkin one of the Hobits?
5. Frottage Cheese is not on my menu. Does the chef recommend it?

Sometimes fun is better than Google.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/5/2005 7:10 am

1. Green Apples
2. B - Two people rubbing their bodies against each other without penis penetration.
3. A - Masturbating a lot.
4. B - A pubic wig for women that was popular in 17th century England.
5. D - All of the above.

# 4 kills me. I go through all the trouble to keep mine smooth, and find out they make pubic wigs? Is there such thing as not having enough pubic hair? Huh?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/6/2005 7:33 am

    Quoting 2xTwiceShy:
    1. Aphrodesiac hell. That's one nasty pizza. I would kiss that mouth for nothin'.
    2. That's an oxymoron, like giant shrimp.
    3. If they don't slap you, just be happy and move on.
    4. He better not be smirken at my gerkin. Wasn't Merkin one of the Hobits?
    5. Frottage Cheese is not on my menu. Does the chef recommend it?

    Sometimes fun is better than Google.
lmao 2x - great answers!


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