It's Official, Again  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
11/3/2005 5:57 am

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It's Official, Again

When we, as bloggers, take our final breath, literally or figuratively, where do we go? What happens to our blogs? In response to my post, R.I.P., here's what we learned:

1. Do you see yourself residing in blog Heaven or Hell? The majority of us have decided we’re going Hell. Yep, I’d miss my friends and family too much if I didn’t go to Hell.
1hotwahine - "Unfortunately, blog Heaven. But I'm counting on you guys to help change that." Yes, we've succeeded.
saintlianna - "I will be in blog limbo, waiting eternally for stuff to post." Sad, but true.
barbiebunny - "Gees, I dunno what u all are doin but I get the devil spawn beach house." Naked cabana boys I presume? I'm there.

2. Who do you envision as the deity over nirvana and the ruler in charge of the damned?
wetpantyslut2 - "Bunny and DT for Heaven, 5 and saintlianna for Hell (Got to have two so that there's vacation and sick time coverage)."
redlipsprincess - "Nominates my sweet twin -Jez-for Heaven's Goddess- don't you think Heaven should be ruled by sexy lesbians guys? Put TiT in hell with Siz in charge..."
barbiebunny - "damned- trav & 5er.. theyll be fightin so much me & DT get to rule half."

These were my favorite 3 answers...seemed like logical choices. Hmmm…I think I’ll make you wait a bit longer before I announce the results.

3. What would the dress code be in each? Naked was the #1 answer in all 3 realms. I know, that’s really hard to imagine.
nightguy_1961 - "Hell's dress code-the one suit of clothes that you wore in your earthly life that embarassed the hell out of you...for eternity." Just too damn funny!
Efilnikufecin69 - "saintli chose Versace, but I am more of a Armani man myself!" Great taste.

4. What are your visions of your final blog resting place? Oh! This question really brought out everyone’s creativity!
five_speed - "TVs everywhere, playing non stop pornos at full blast, and workers spend there days making sex toys, taking calls from phone sex junkies, proofreading erotica, and washing or serving naked demons that look like the worker's ideal sexual partner." How can you not love this man?
36Specialk - "My final blog resting place is going to be next door to Trav. I'm just torturing myself I know lol." Somebody get a straight jacket...
DariusCole - "A combination of Austin Powers, Groundhog Day, and Shaun Of The Dead...now isn't that an interesting thought? lol" Scares me actually.

5. What famous last words would you leave us to have etched on your tombstone? Some of these were just hilarious…creativity was flowing once again.
saintlianna - "What the fuck? My numbers dropped." LMFAO
DaphneR - "Get the fuck off of me. Go stand someplace else." LMFAO
womenlooking4fun (Jez) - "My tombstone?...Died waiting for TiT to brb......." ROFLMFAO!!! Only those who have ever IM'd with my beloved brother would understand this.

Oh! You want to know who rules supreme, don’t you? Ladies and gentleman of the Blogworld, may I present the rulers of your afterlife…

Index 1 , Index 2


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/3/2005 6:34 am

As mentioned in my post Vote Recount in Progress, a recount was taken due to votes posting late and "absentee" votes I received by email. Yes, things have changed. I have listed official votes cast per nominee at the bottom of this comment. Oh...do we have a problem. Read on...

Heaven
Chosen to lead the dwelling place for the blessed absent of sin and filled with harmony and everlasting peace and happiness…a place of beauty and perfection composed of different levels based on spiritual purity, the highest being that of nirvana. Your deity is...

mzhunyhole

Should she not be able to complete her reign due to her untimely blog death, barbiebunny will be called upon to take control.talldarkavg1 will serve as acting deity-in-waiting. Hope he gets those sagging boobs fixed before the group photo.

Purgatory
Walk through limbo, a place of temporary suffering and misery, as you await your final destination papers with your ruler...

travelingintexas

Take heed: T, you will be monitored closely by 2nd in command, redlipsprincess and her leashed monkey. Should an early fate await you, **winks at Lips**, she will rule supreme...as it should be.

Hell
The netherworld of misery, torment, and wickedness…inhabited by demons…souls falling into various levels based on wicked karma, i.e., words, actions, and thoughts...your ruler of all dark and damned is...

UM...

saintlianna

and

five_speed

Please see voting results at the bottom of this comment. Now, do the 2 of you wish to rule together or shall the blood spill during a vote-off? Your choice. expatbrit49 serving as ruler-in-waiting, will be anxiously watching the probable blood shed.

I’ll need a concession speech from each nominee, please. If you have one already posted in your blog, please drop the link here. Thanks - DT

Votes Received

mzhunyhole - blog, 17...absentee, 8...total 25
barbiebunny - blog, 15...absentee, 6...total 21
talldarkavg1 - blog, 14...absentee, 5...total 19

travelingintexas - blog, 26...absentee, 11...total 37
redlipsprincess - blog, 25...absentee, 7...total 32

saintlianna - blog, 41...absentee, 25...total 66
five_speed - blog, 32...absentee, 34...total 66
expatbrit49 - blog, 5...absentee, 13...total 18


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/3/2005 9:16 am

Oh for fucks sake, can we just rule jointly? I will take the men and he can eat chicken wings with you while he wears his asshat?


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
11/3/2005 9:31 am

Wow....while I think both of the prospective leaders of Hell would make the place evem more hellish ruling together, I don't think either one of them want to share...

This should be good to see how this turns out....


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/3/2005 9:36 am

ty DT for goin thru so much trouble...

Its good to be...ME


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/3/2005 10:00 am

wants to see My Saint kick 5's ass...

Congrats Goddess Huny...

rolls eyes at TiT-
If a man lands in Purgatory and there is no woman to hear him, does he still moan and whine like an idiot?

TTFN


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/3/2005 10:01 am

flys to Sain't side...

TTFN


amrock2 51M

11/3/2005 10:17 am

Florida all over recount or re-vote. I had to bring it up
Saint for ruler, slogan, live in hell with a saint.


bardicman 50M

11/3/2005 11:45 pm

Well since Saint and 5 did not have at least 50% of the vote there should be a run off election just between those two.
Saint should win because "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".



I am not dead yet


five_speed 41M

11/4/2005 1:09 am

I'll agree to rule jointly. There's enough hell to go around. It's not like we're gonna be short on souls to torment. She can have the straight guys and the lesbians. I'll take the straight women and the gay guys, unless she wants to switch and take the gay guys. It doesn't matter to me.

Is that a consession speech? I don't know what that is. If I just gave one, cool. If not, let me know and I'll do something different.


five_speed 41M

11/4/2005 1:11 am

and we'll just have to do rock, scissors, paper for straight couples and anyone else that isn't covered by our arrangement.

Does that sound fair?


five_speed 41M

11/4/2005 1:15 am

and once every century or so, I'd really like a week or two with all the men who voted for her instead of me. Can we work that out some how?


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
11/4/2005 7:21 am

ROFLMAO I'm reading this stuff at 5AM, thinking how much we all need to get lives

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 1:28 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    ROFLMAO I'm reading this stuff at 5AM, thinking how much we all need to get lives
LMFAO!

Sis, I tried to avoid commenting until I had time to reply to everyone, but couldn't pass yours up.


tillerbabe 55F

11/4/2005 8:50 pm

O FUCK! 5'er????? That means hw will be "influenced" by the purgatory ruler....Saint.....SAINT!..come "shackle me" now! Take me to your corner of Hell!

DT your hard wrok is appreciated...now go take a bubble bath! {=}


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 9:47 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Oh for fucks sake, can we just rule jointly? I will take the men and he can eat chicken wings with you while he wears his asshat?
NO! Not the asshat!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 9:51 pm

    Quoting SibylBatchAxile:
    Wow....while I think both of the prospective leaders of Hell would make the place evem more hellish ruling together, I don't think either one of them want to share...

    This should be good to see how this turns out....
Well, if the past week is any indication, ExPat will take over soon, as they both might do one another in...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 9:54 pm

    Quoting barbiebunny:
    ty DT for goin thru so much trouble...
You're very welcome Bunz **hugs** It''s taken it's toll...hug me!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:13 pm

    Quoting redlipsprincess:
    wants to see My Saint kick 5's ass...

    Congrats Goddess Huny...

    rolls eyes at TiT-
    If a man lands in Purgatory and there is no woman to hear him, does he still moan and whine like an idiot?
lmfao Lips..now you know he's going to whine regardless...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:19 pm

    Quoting amrock2:
    Florida all over recount or re-vote. I had to bring it up
    Saint for ruler, slogan, live in hell with a saint.
I'm about ready to rule all myself. I can't count this shit again!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:21 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    Well since Saint and 5 did not have at least 50% of the vote there should be a run off election just between those two.
    Saint should win because "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".
Good point Bardic...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:22 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I didn't know you took a recount I will get to work on a speech..OMG ..what an honor...lordy,lordy...
Count...recount...tequila shot...count...recount...tequila shot...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:24 pm

    Quoting five_speed:
    I'll agree to rule jointly. There's enough hell to go around. It's not like we're gonna be short on souls to torment. She can have the straight guys and the lesbians. I'll take the straight women and the gay guys, unless she wants to switch and take the gay guys. It doesn't matter to me.

    Is that a consession speech? I don't know what that is. If I just gave one, cool. If not, let me know and I'll do something different.
A concession speech is what is given when you accept defeat. You gave one the other day.

THANK GAWWWWWWWWWWWWD you agreed to joint rule!!! It's over...it's done...**happy dance**


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:29 pm

    Quoting five_speed:
    and we'll just have to do rock, scissors, paper for straight couples and anyone else that isn't covered by our arrangement.

    Does that sound fair?
Draw straws, play tiddly winks...just let me sleep and put away the voodoo doll!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:31 pm

    Quoting five_speed:
    and once every century or so, I'd really like a week or two with all the men who voted for her instead of me. Can we work that out some how?
Might wanna 'splain that Lucy...um...is there something you haven't shared with me babe?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

11/4/2005 10:32 pm

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    O FUCK! 5'er????? That means hw will be "influenced" by the purgatory ruler....Saint.....SAINT!..come "shackle me" now! Take me to your corner of Hell!

    DT your hard wrok is appreciated...now go take a bubble bath! {=}
TY Tiller...I think I shall.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/6/2005 11:56 pm

and we'll just have to do rock, scissors, paper for straight couples and anyone else that isn't covered by our arrangement.

ok..who gets the pets??

TTFN


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