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Perhaps I Should Explain...
One More Day
100 Facts About Me
Friends with Benefits
Tonight, I'll Masturbate
The Art of the Blow Job
We Aren't All Fake
No Truer Words...
Update: I'm the Devil
3some's, 4some's, Moresome's
So, tell me...
Would it turn you on?
So Tell Me...
Complete the Sentence
I've Been Analyzed
Yes, They're My Own
You know it was really good sex when...
I'm a Whore, You're a Whore
Something to Share
100 Things About You
10 More Questions
10 Naughty Questions
20 Quick Questions
10 More Questions
Last 40 Questions
The Results Are In...
Is This You?
"Get A Barn!"
My Darling T....
DT and T Smackdown
I Was a T & 5 Sammich...
North Vs. South
This One's for the Girls
9/3/2005 8:59 am
Just some of my favorite highlights that I haven't commented on before.|
Friends with benefits
"1. Sit down on their sofa...Cuddle and kiss a little."
"2. don't feel like going through all the "girly" shit everytime you get together...just going to end up rubbing all the make-up off anyway."
I'm sure you're prettier without it anyways.
"3. Someone I can talk to...really talk to..."
Nothing's off limits...
"4. willing to experiment within defined boundries...This can be both a teaching and learning experience you both enjoy."
"5. Someone who doesn't expect anything more than friendship"
What more is there?
The entire BDSM article.
I think we may be a perfect match.
Perhaps I should explain...
"I have no interest in younger men, especially those under the age of 30."
9/3/2005 1:07 pm
Sorry, One. There are exceptions to every rule mentioned in "Perhaps I Should Explain"...except that one. And please, you really don't want me to explain why, lol.|
9/3/2005 5:58 pm
Oh, I just realized I forgot the 1 before the 22 in my age.|
The mayor ain't got nothing on me. lol
9/4/2005 9:25 pm
lol...yeah TD says he's 94..I have to question that|
9/5/2005 6:45 am
Thanks DT I missed a couple of those earlier. I really enjoy your ability to express yourself and your clarity. I have a question about the BDSM - Do you enjoy blindfolds to stimulate the other senses? |
9/5/2005 6:57 am
DT I couldn't help myself after reading the humor.|
She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
9/5/2005 8:03 am
Have never been blindfolded, but I'm not opposed. I imagine the heightening of all your other senses would be amazing.|
9/5/2005 8:05 am
MTN - I have never been blindfolded, but am not opposed. I'm sure the heightening of all the other senses would be amazingly erotic.|
9/5/2005 8:08 am
MTN? You do realize I'm blonde, right? (smack)|
lol...thanks for sharing. My mailbox is jammed full of blonde jokes daily from loving family and friends. And yes, I do have my blonde moments, although I'm sure I'd experience much the same as a redhead or brunette.
9/5/2005 1:55 pm
you know i know, but i still love this one. how do you make a blonde's eyes light up? point a flashlight in her ear! ak-yak-yak-yak!|
9/5/2005 2:21 pm
Diehard - (eyeroll) Nevermind, lol.|