I Was a T & 5 Sammich...  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
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9/12/2005 5:51 am

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I Was a T & 5 Sammich...

In response to travelingintexas who decided to exploit our ever so naughty activities from Saturday night A Blog Orgy of Mythic Proportions....... and A Blog Orgy of Mythic Proportions....... Part 2 :

I plead the 5th. (brushes BarbieBunny69 fur from cleavage)

I was a completely innocent party. Happily sammiched between T and five_speed for quite some time, alone, demanding their complete undivided attention, as it should have been. After hours of delighting the ever so sensual 5 and struggling to convert T back from his recent declaration of "heterosapienism," T asks 5 and I if we mind adding a 4th. Would it be yet another man for his pleasure perhaps? Would 5 and I be subjected to watching T and this man engaging in acts of unknown origin? What the hell is "heterosapien" anyway?

Enter the Bunny. Upon seeing me she blurts out "I hate you T!" After all, Bunny and I had an agreement to avoid one another's "areas" Could be detremental to our blogging careers. We were tricked. They would pay. The Apocolypse was upon us. Bunny and I warmed up quickly, realizing if there was going to be any sexual satisfaction, we'd have to entertain one another...5 rendered speechless and unable to move, T passed out on the damn floor.

And T thought they could handle both of us? LMAO...right. I was called away for a brief period to handle a personal matter, aka "beau" needed my undivided attention. I continued to watch Bunny's dominance of the two boys as I chatted with beau, T yelling for me to hurry up, groping me every chance he got. Noticing my distraction, I told beau of the 4some he walked in on, and it didn't seem to phase him.

Until I showed him da Bunny. This got his attention, his mind quickly leaving our discussion of creepy, crawly things and zooming in on thoughts of a 3some with me and da Bunny. Yep, I was getting a Biology lesson while Bunny was delighting the boys with erotic torture. Just part of the life of worshipping the cock of an intellectual man. (glows)

My separation from the three of them was extended as I now had to clean up beau's drool and put his shorts in the wash. After tucking him in, I returned to the 4some, only to find it was no longer a 4some. There was da Bunny and T talking...talking??? And where the hell was 5? I was just getting started on him...(sobs)

Again, I plead the 5th...just because I can.

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DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/12/2005 8:25 am

T - depends on where the drool lands.

kyplowboy2 61M

9/12/2005 8:33 am

Better watch them beady, little Ranger eyes, he's up to no damn good, where ever he's at! Just a word to the wise. Later.


five_speed 41M

9/12/2005 8:49 am

i hated to go, luv. Duty called. Literally.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/12/2005 11:01 am

Kpb - I must admit he is a sneaky little sucker, full of surprises when you expect them least.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/12/2005 11:03 am

5? You have duties more important than me??? ME...your devoted stalker???? Hmmm. (runs to Bunny for comfort)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/13/2005 1:20 am

T - If I remember correctly, you have a real live stalker...stopped by and inquired about you at Starbuck's. I'm supposed to compete with that???

(peeks in 5's window...oh wow his cat is still pissy)

five_speed 41M

9/13/2005 5:52 pm

me and the cat made up. she had to forgive me if she wanted to eat

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/13/2005 9:21 pm

5 - we need to do something so we can make up

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/16/2005 1:11 am

(lol...ummm...we did something...we need to make up)

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