I Need a Nap  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
9/21/2005 7:25 am

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I Need a Nap

Just wanted to let everyone know I won't be posting anything new for the next day or so. All this battling and stalking has worn me out. I plan on spending a day or so visiting other blogs I've been neglecting recently due to time, cleaning up my own blog, napping, and perhaps sharpening my stalking skills. Oh yeah, there's this thing called "work" I need to devote a little time to as well. Men, you can stop emailing...I'll be returning with new oh-so-naughty posts. My inspiration and creativity are dancing with delight.

For those of you who haven't completed your lists...

10 Questions 1-10
10 More Questions 11-20
10 Naughty Questions 21-30
20 Quick Questions 31-50
10 More Questions 51-60
Last 40 Questions 61-100

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My Darling T....
The battle begins.
DT and T Smackdown
It's on!
T's lame rebuttle attempt.

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A question for Dano6332...
Noticed you joined the list game. Very cool. I have to ask, though, think you're going to find the root of all that cybersex "tension" you mentioned at five_speed's in here??? I see you snooping...lol

Hugs & Kisses - DT

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your_gypsy 51F

9/21/2005 8:25 am

get some rest... see you again soon.

48 posts
9/21/2005 9:44 am

I'm going to get my "magical bear" and join you in your nap SWEET DREAMS........

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 12:41 pm

Gypsy -

Resting well. I'll be hanging around here, just no new posts for a day or two. So good to see you back - I've missed you. (hugs)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 12:42 pm

RDY - Thanks.

five_speed 41M

9/21/2005 5:51 pm

ahh.... finally, a beak from the stalking. gonna catch my breathe while I'm able!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 6:49 pm

MzHuny...I'm having a harder time than I thought. I think somebody needs to start a support group along the lines of AA. Then again, we'd all just end up addicted to that, lol.

beewulf9 38M

9/21/2005 7:45 pm

I hope you take time to get on track, it is good for the senses. My best wishes.

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/21/2005 8:09 pm

me too honey...GROUP NAP!!! wait..I'm sorry, I forgot where I was for a second...like a group nap would involve any actual rest ? with this bunch? not likely.

SJ *stealing the magical bear & headed to bed*

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 2:38 am

Beewulf - I'm feeling great, thanks. Life is good...very good.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 2:57 am

SJ -

That's my problem. Tried the group nap, and didn't sleep for 2 days. After awhile, it feels like the "Nightmare on Elm Street" movies...you're afraid to go to sleep. Demonic dreams of fluffy bunnies in leather, burly Texas men in boas, massive boobage spilling from every corner...

Run...run while you can. (Hugs)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 3:26 am

Ok...who removed the duct tape from 5's mouth?

5, I don't know what gave you such a ridiculous idea, my dear. A devoted stalker never lets up until their prey has been seized.

Now scoot over and don't hog the blanket again tonight.

48 posts
9/22/2005 6:59 am

I hope my bear and I didn't disturb you during your nap.....I must confess we were transmitting naughty thoughts to you.....entering your dreams with the sole purpose to get you HOT.....to get you Wet....to bring you to the ultimate orgasm, not only in the sub-conscious of your steamy thoughts, but to actually make you CUMMMM in your sleep .........I hope you enjoyed the complete back rub and body massage to relax your whole body.......and will never forget the path of kisses from one strawberry to the next strawberry.......and when I held your ankles up by your ears so I could devour your tasty treats, if that left a smile on your face that makes your cheeks hurt......well the experiment was a success

D.T ....D.T.....(wispering softly in the distance, getting louder and closer by the second ) DT.. DTt...DTTeee....GET UP.....WAKE UP......There's someone at the door in a too-too and feathers ??

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 7:51 am


Unfortunately, it wasn't me you were transmitting naughty thoughts to, but SJ, as she apparently snatched your "magic bear." (see her comment above)

Don't fret though. Someone else transmitted naughty thoughts to me, providing me with a sensual and serene slumber.

My inner-self has been magnificently awakened. It's going to be a grand day.

48 posts
9/22/2005 9:43 am


Apparently my bear has a "devious" mind of it's own.....a hidden agenda it hasn't shared with me........Is it true.....did she lead me into your dream......and did I bestow unto you my naughty (and very enjoyable) acts of seduction ? .........or was it you who seduced my bear and are using her powers for your own enjoyment and lust.....

Either way is fine with me because I sure had a wonderful nap

48 posts
9/22/2005 9:49 am


I'm so glad your going to have a grand day......I hope they never end. Bravo to whomever's thoughts and deads awakened your inner spirits

48 posts
9/22/2005 9:54 am


PS: Don't be so sure it wasn't me in your naughty dreams......I am a man of many faces and disquises.....none of which you have completly seen......hahahahahahah........(he deviously laughs like Count Dracula before he bites and sucks the neck of his next soul )

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 10:12 am

RDY - I'll keep that in mind.

amrock2 51M

9/22/2005 1:48 pm

I was behind so I finished 1-20 and 31-50 thanks for the thoughts i was needing them

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 2:15 pm

Amrock - you're welcome.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/22/2005 3:16 pm

We're not being very good about letting you get some time off, now are we???

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

wayne340 69M

9/23/2005 12:46 am

I let the time slip away from me so fast I did not even realize I had not stopped by your blog for so long, until I saw the multitude of postings !!! Goodness !!! I have visited a few earlier topics and "updated" my remarks on them. I duly noted the ones where you asked "Where the hell have you been", and my spirit is lifted into space by your thoughtfulness.
*****I Must Visit Friends More Often******

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/23/2005 4:34 am

lol Wahine - I couldn't totally stay away. Just needed a day or two of relaxing and visiting you guys instead of posting. I'm baaaaaaaaaack!

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/23/2005 9:25 am

WAYNE!!! You're a dead man!!!

I've been worried sick. I was terrified that girl in Alabama had you hog-tied..wait, that's Arkansas...uh...chanting "Roll Tide Roll."

(HUSH Amrock)

Glad to see you back...will check for you updates. (smooch)

amrock2 51M

9/23/2005 12:19 pm

Theirs hope? That had to hurt!
(I know hush)

wayne340 69M

9/23/2005 12:56 pm

<font color=red> OUCH !! But you are right, I DO deserve that. I wish I HAD been hog-tied by an Alabama or Arkansas girl, or BOTH !!
My sex life with a living, breathing, real-life hottie of a woman is at ABSOLUTE ZERO !! (wipes eyes and throws away the 45th soaking wet tissue) It's not from lack of trying, either. I wrote about all the "no thanks" letters that I've been getting on another of your topics. BUT, just like the little engine that could, I'll keep right on writing those letters !!!
*****"I Think I'll Have Sex, I Think I'll Have Sex....******

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/23/2005 1:54 pm

lmfaoooo Wayne...I'm so glad you're back.

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/23/2005 1:55 pm

Amrock - Yes, HUSH. It's all about the orange in this blog...all about the ORANGE.

wayne340 69M

9/25/2005 10:23 pm

<font color=orange>font=bold> THEN HERE IT IS !!! SCREAMING ORANGE, JUST FOR YOU !!
*******Having Fun Now********

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/2/2005 2:17 pm

Ty Wayne (smooch)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/2/2005 2:18 pm

T? First of all...those are MY panties you have on...AGAIN.

wayne340 69M

10/27/2005 9:04 am

Someone wearing your panties ???? Gee whiz...LOLOLOLOL
Well, "the dead man" has stopped by today to catch up on reading and enjoying all those stories.....WOOOO !!!
*******I Held Hands With A Girl Once******

MatchfirmAdult 34M
11 posts
12/4/2005 5:31 am

my answers to caressmewell's To go "All the Way" or not on the First Date, Questions for Both Sexes.. I recommend checking out her post and the comments. Perhaps even leave your own answers to her questions there so we can all read and learn.

And now, caressmewell's questions and my answers...

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