I Need Your Help...  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
8/24/2005 8:58 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I Need Your Help...

Many of you have suggested I submit one of my narratives to Penthouse Forum. I'm seriously considering this just for kicks and will let you know if and when it occurs.

Are there any within the blog you deem most worthy for submission? Do any of you have encounters or fantasies you'd like me to put into words, perhaps offering another option for submittal?

Suggestions most appreciated ~DT

dieharddrummerbo 54M

8/24/2005 6:36 pm

i believe all of your erotic experiences/stories merit publication. go for it!

rm_nickkadams 50M
21 posts
8/24/2005 6:51 pm

Don't forget that it must begin with "I never thought anything like this would happen to me"

DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/25/2005 3:09 am

Thanks Diehard..you're too kind.

lol, Nick? Is that a standard first line for Penthouse Forum? It's been awhile since I've read one.

You guys still didn't answer my question...which one is your fav, or do you have any ideas for another?

wayne340 69M

8/25/2005 4:18 pm

How about your own book ?? Here's a few titles:

"If You're Looking For Definite Trouble: Here I Am"

"The Further Adventures Of Definite Trouble"

"Definite Trouble At The O.K. Corral" (ok, I borrowed here)LOL

"The Definite Trouble With Relationships"

"Three Modern Musketeers: Definite Trouble, Diehard and Wayne340"

"What Makes Definite Trouble Tick ?"

I see several volumes of writings here !!!!!
******Booksignings At Barnes & Noble*********

dieharddrummerbo 54M

8/25/2005 9:36 pm

okay, i guess if i had to pick just one it would have to be "it's my party". something, no, many things about that encounter just seemed to strike me especially. that's probably a dangling participal or something, but, anyway, that's me and my vote.

dieharddrummerbo 54M

8/25/2005 9:42 pm

oh, and if you're looking for a brutally honest title here, i'd have to submit "DEFINITELY WHACKING MATERIAL". sorry, tried to restrain myself, but, nevermind, it's been done,(double snort!)

DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/26/2005 3:29 am

WAYNE!!! (tone is that of an angry wife yielding an iron skillet as hubby stumbles drunkenly through the back door, lol) Where the hell have you been??!!! Have missed your humor enormously.

LMFAO...love the title suggestions. My personal favs being "If You're Looking for Definite Trouble, Here I Am" and of course, how could I pass up "Definitely Whacking Material." Too damn funny.

A collection of titles compiled in book form...hmmm. Now that's an idea. Not sure Barnes & Nobles would promote a book of this nature. Think they'd let you handle the MC duties Wayne? I have a vision of pole dancers and scantily clad women in cages. Diehard...your band play any kind of bump & grind music? Thinking maybe the new Hustler store might be a better venue. I can shop while I sign books, lol.

*The stories you are about to read are fiction. (ducks to avoid lightning bolt) Actors have been used to recreate the scenarios. Any resemblence in the stories to any of you, or acts you have participated in are purely coincidental.

I think I need to contact my lawyer...I smell lawsuits over royalties in the air...

DefiniteTrouble 50F

8/30/2005 7:42 am

Thanks for your comments and emails so far. (Still not sure why folks go to all the trouble to email when they can post here easily.) Looks as though "It's My Party" is the hands down winner. Not sure if Penthouse will be interested since it appears, by request, to have turned into a series.

Will have to contact TD [blog talldarkavg1] regarding Blogville broadcasting rights. Now to find the actors...any suggestions?

wayne340 69M

9/5/2005 11:53 pm

(Waving hands frantically) "Me, Me, Me, pick me !!!
*******Needing The Action - LOL*******

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/11/2005 10:20 pm

lmfao Wayne

wayne340 69M

9/23/2005 12:05 am

Darn, I am sorry I have not been around lately. You must have a hundred more postings in your blog, I have spent an hour browsing them !!!
*****I'll Try To Stop By More Often******

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/2/2005 8:58 am

You need to stop by more often...I need the laugh dear friend!

wayne340 69M

10/27/2005 8:50 am

Hello 'def' !!!! I'm "catching up" once more. As always it is so delightful and erotic reading your 'truth or fiction' stories. Not a whole lot happening to me, I was a "finalist" for a couple who were looking for a man for MFM action, but they wrote me back and told me they had met a man a lot closer than I was. I live about 150 miles away from their city. But, whether genuine or not, at least they had the courtesy to answer. I usually run about 50% on answers to my letters of introduction, and 100% on 'no thank yous'.
******At Least I'm Consistent, (SIGH)********

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