Dear LifexLife:  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
10/12/2005 3:54 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dear LifexLife:

In response to your comment in my latest post So Tell Me... which reads as follows:

hello wonderful Lady,

i looked at the plenty of posts you did here on your blog, and all i can see that you are sick lady have nothing real in your life, and you spend all your time here try to escape from the real facts in your life.

i hope you get well soon and try to sort your life, and believe me there is good lady inside of you, but you dont know how to get her out to the light, if there is any kinf of help i can do for you, you are so welcome, and if you are strong enough to face the life and live it as it is, it will be my pleasure to see you came back to reality and being good lady.

maybe my words shock you now, or you read it wrong, but believe me what i told you now is the best for you

have a wonderful life, but away from this pulling shit.

Mohammed
Egypt


LMAO. I'm trying to keep this as polite as possible, because that's the type person I am. But, you wouldn't know such, because you have NO clue.

There are currently 46,459 bloggers on this site, and I was fortunate enough to have you visit my blog. 46,459 bloggers...some who spend as much time or even more than I do on here. MANY I consider friends. So, I assume you're implying these bloggers, my friends, have no life either?

MANY can tell you for a fact I have a very full, happy life...a bit more full than I choose at times. ONE can tell you exactly how good I am at being bad. And I enjoy it.

Nah...I'm not sick. I have an excellent grip on reality. And if I were any stronger I'd have a nice set of balls between my legs that would be the envy of idiotic men like you.

I glanced at your blog by the way. A bit sexist I see. Oh no...I didn't comment. And I hope my friends who stumble across your blog due to this post will avoid comment as well.

I appreciate your inaccurate evaluation of me. I'm curious to see how fairly judged you'll be after such.

Delightful as ever - DT



DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/12/2005 3:59 pm

barbiebunny :

"Mohammed..
go back on a pilgrimage back to egypt my friend. You do not know this lovely lady so get back up on your vile camel and ride on out of here with your rude backhanded comments.. Go find a weak woman for you to control back home..You stumbled into where the big dogs play skippy.. and here, women can do whatever they want whenever they want.

This woman is amazing on line and OFF. And for you to presume this froshmoric drivel on her is insulting and pathetic. Take your abuse elsewhere before I really get mad and cantakerous..and apologise to DT before I make you.

*growls*
Demon spawn may I chew him up?"

Mohammad? Might wanna run now...


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

10/12/2005 6:18 pm

WTF?? You know, DT, I don't understand how people can be so negative. I mean, if you can't say something nice, why say anything at all?

Personally, I don't have the time for pessimists/negative people. And, I don't think you do either.

So, forget him. (I'm sure you already have. lol) You're great just the way you are!

You really do have alot of friends here. (And, I'd like to consider myself one of them.) So, keep on blogging, girl! You rock!

Kisses,
Frisky

]


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

10/12/2005 6:39 pm

Hey again, DT! I just wanted to let you know that I was over at bella_'s blog & that guy left the exact same comment on her post [post 114107]. lol

Just thought you might want to know that.

]


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
10/12/2005 7:33 pm

Don't take the putz too seriously. He posted the same drivel in a few other female blogs, Saint and Bella come to mind first. I desperate cry for attention me thinks.


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
10/12/2005 7:48 pm

How is 5, by the way...LOL

Oh ye, with nothing better to do than blog... LOL. Amazing how folks wrap an entire person up with the small part that we show on blogs... have a great day, DT


rbestgurl 55F

10/12/2005 9:10 pm

DT, I and my baby are so sorry for your poor life. Perhaps if you joined a religious order you could turn yourself around before it is to late? We will be having an all night prayer vigil for you. Ooops almost forgot say hi to 5 for us.

LMAO


Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
10/12/2005 9:35 pm

Mohammed,

While I don't know DT, she is well grounded in reality. As a matter of fact, she has a better grip on what's going on around her than you seem to have. I know your type...I've seen them lots of times in my life...and I'm proud to say that I've put your type in there place. You are a little man who's intimidated by a free spirited woman. So, please back off the lady.....and try someone your own size. As the saying goes, "if you want to be a rodeo star....jump on this horse...but jumping on me is a hell of a lot easier than jumping off".

NG

DT....sorry, just cannot tolerate rude behavior from people.


SoljerBlu 39M

10/12/2005 9:40 pm

Sorry you got spammed by this idiot too. I did have to go to his site and leave my comment which said,"you are why God laughs his ass off at US".. Don't sweat the small people..


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/12/2005 9:45 pm

Ha, we are both sick DT. Don't you love it!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/12/2005 10:55 pm

Actually, it cracked me up.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/12/2005 11:17 pm

five_speed

"Mohammed,

At first, I thought I would not waste my time bothering to address your idiotic blathering, but anger has gotten the better of my good judgment.

First off, I want to point out that it is you who deserves the pity, for you are the one who has nothing better to do than insult people in some sick attempt to elevate yourself. Does it make you feel like some one strong or important to bash people in their blogs? Come to America, you stupid, silly, little man, and a number of us will give you lessons in the true meaning of strength and power. Do not be fooled. Your words have no power here, no impact on her at all. You are of less consequence than a fly on a pile of shit.

Furthermore, you are completely and totally wrong. She does not spend all of her time here. She is not escaping real life. She is more grounded and capable of facing the world than anyone else I have ever known. And for the record, she does have something real in her life. If nothing else, she has me, and I'm as solid as they come. Go some where else with your petty and ignorant attempts at psychoanalysis. You have no power here."


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/12/2005 11:20 pm

travelingintexas

Well... Well... Well...

Look what the cat drug in. The subspecies to the Knuckledragger, Homoerectus. Mr. Homoerectus… Have you any clue what we do to people that spout idiotic drivel in our country?

We allow it…. I know… I know…. Foreign concept I am sure. However, when one idiot speaks, it brings down the wrath of all those that surround the one spoken negatively about. So…. Let me introduce my myself. I am Travelingintexas, Trav, Dr. Phil, Yin to your yang….. Perhaps you don’t understand me….. English being a second language and all.

How bout if I do that annoying yell…..

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Doesn’t that sound from where you’re from mean an ass whoopings coming? What can I do you might ask? Plenty. Starting with the fact you fucked with my big sis. That’s no bueno Senor. (That’s Spanish for your backasswards self.) Also, I can hit the little review button on your blog. Advertising for a web site are we? How sweet.

From 7000 miles away you would make the determination that this site isn’t good for her? Yet you write idiotic posts on blowjob and the perfect woman? How appropriate is that.

Keep em veiled eh? Keep them quiet and submissive and the fact that she is a liberated woman just drives your kind nuts doesn’t it. Well, I got news my friend, the only one that can put anything over her head is moi, and I would be hard pressed to get it done. Do I care that you showed up here? I did. But the Bunny and 5er have already ripped you a new one. I just wanted to get in on the fun.

So to get in on the fun lets dissect your profile

What you want
not young, not old, in the right time to make any lady satisfied, but sure i will not sleep with any lady, at least we have to know how we can do it (At least we have to know how we can do it? WTF? It’s real simple there camel cowboy. Insert part A into part B. Or maybe I shouldn’t give you the secret. If you don’t know you can’t reproduce.)

Ideal Person:
pretty, doesnt matter.
sexy? doesnt matter.
she only have to be tender and honest and sure horny all time like me, and more horny in our bed if we will be together live oneday. any one there???

No ya dumb ass. No one is there. Not for you. I guess they don’t matter because they stay submissive and quiet behind the veil. As long as you can pull up the little dress thing and get yours I am sure you’d be happy.

Now look what you made me do. You made me get all bored. The only thing that would interest me more than talking to your sorry ass would be to pluck grey nut hairs. So I am gonna go do that instead.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/12/2005 11:21 pm

slidein2meplz

Okay BUSTER...LifexLife....NOW you've gone and done it. **taps Trav on shoulder...whispers in Trav's ear...(go get Bunny and 5 and the rest of bloglanders, we got some stompin to do)** Listen up camel jock...rag headed, mother fucker....DO NOT COME TO DT'S BLOG and go spoutin off... DO NOT GO TO anyone's else blog and go spoutin off! If you cannot comment without being rude to the host blog...THEN DO NOT COMMENT AT ALL...there is absolutely no reason for you to say what you said.

I also apologize to DT for going balistic on your fucking ass...in her blog...but DAMMIT man...get the fuck out'a here...no one wants to hear you cut down a gal who you obviously have no idea about...you couldn't have possibly read much of her post's. If you had...you'd know better. She's a damn good person from all that I know and feel.

(sorry DT..I think your great...FYI..I'm gonna get pissed if I read anything like what he wrote or any other asshole for that matter doesn't have to be him...to any of the people who's blogs I visit and read...it just isn't necessary to say that crap to anyone, but he's well deserving of the crap anyone and everyone can lay on him at this point)


Efilnikufecin69 47M

10/12/2005 11:54 pm

Efilnikufecin69:

Mohammed: I have run across many idiots in my life but few that live up to you, who are an unequivocally perverted mouth breather and a maladjusted, irredeemably boring curse on society. You are a piteously gruesome degenerate and a feculent, chronically flatulent mass of neuroses and pathologies. You are a miserably vulgar reptile and a belligerent, blood-freezing parasite on the state's recourses. You are an irredeemably lecherous pervert and a hopeless, acidly acrimonious festering boil on the butt of humanity.

You are a dreadfully foolish loafer and a decadent, scruffy-looking sanctimonious spurious sciolist.You are a preposterously licentious blackguard and a feculent, monotonous solitaire playing proof that God has a disturbed sense of humor.

Okay, I am all out of breath. You get my point? Worst of all, you are so utterly stupid that you have to copy and paste the SAME comment on EVRY post you have written. I know people that are dumber than owl shit but you are a lamentably appalling lackey and a deplorable, disease-ridden object of execration.

E69[a.k.a. Anthrax]


madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/13/2005 1:42 am

I maybe completely off the mark here, but as far as I can see he is just jealous, he has tried to blog, but his blogs are just copy and paste's of emails and things that have been doing the rounds for years, I couldnt see one post that actually said anything about him, and I wasnt about to go looking at his profile. He attacked DT and other women on the most popular list, because to him woman are weaker, so it makes him feel good. He wants to belong, but because he cant be orignal he attacks instead, and as people are now posting comments about him, he has been allowed his 5 minutes of fame in blogland, which is what he wanted in the first place. He like the others that do this sort of thing are not really worth wasting typing skills on. (Oh dear I have just added my thoughts and made him feel even better about himself, because it gave him more attention)

Mohammed my words to you, if you want to be dislike and famous for your stupid remarks carry on, you will not find many in blogland that will be won over by you being nasty and I dont think you will chase many away, because even the weaker of us are stronger than you. But if you want to be liked and have people interested in you then be orignal, funny and witty on your own blog.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 5:53 am

Lianna - So I heard, lol...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 5:55 am

Wahine - I burst into laughter when I was told what he'd said ( I was away from the pc). But, I had to put my 2 cents in. lol


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 5:56 am

Sizzle - 5's great.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 5:57 am

T ???? I added you as sson as your comment posted.

(Are heterosapiens always so whiny??)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:03 am

travelingintexas

"Well... Well... Well...

Look what the cat drug in. The subspecies to the Knuckledragger, Homoerectus. Mr. Homoerectus… Have you any clue what we do to people that spout idiotic drivel in our country?

We allow it…. I know… I know…. Foreign concept I am sure. However, when one idiot speaks, it brings down the wrath of all those that surround the one spoken negatively about. So…. Let me introduce my myself. I am Travelingintexas, Trav, Dr. Phil, Yin to your yang….. Perhaps you don’t understand me….. English being a second language and all.

How bout if I do that annoying yell…..

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Doesn’t that sound from where you’re from mean an ass whoopings coming? What can I do you might ask? Plenty. Starting with the fact you fucked with my big sis. That’s no bueno Senor. (That’s Spanish for your backasswards self.) Also, I can hit the little review button on your blog. Advertising for a web site are we? How sweet.

From 7000 miles away you would make the determination that this site isn’t good for her? Yet you write idiotic posts on blowjob and the perfect woman? How appropriate is that.

Keep em veiled eh? Keep them quiet and submissive and the fact that she is a liberated woman just drives your kind nuts doesn’t it. Well, I got news my friend, the only one that can put anything over her head is moi, and I would be hard pressed to get it done. Do I care that you showed up here? I did. But the Bunny and 5er have already ripped you a new one. I just wanted to get in on the fun.

So to get in on the fun lets dissect your profile

What you want
not young, not old, in the right time to make any lady satisfied, but sure i will not sleep with any lady, at least we have to know how we can do it (At least we have to know how we can do it? WTF? It’s real simple there camel cowboy. Insert part A into part B. Or maybe I shouldn’t give you the secret. If you don’t know you can’t reproduce.)

Ideal Person:
pretty, doesnt matter.
sexy? doesnt matter.
she only have to be tender and honest and sure horny all time like me, and more horny in our bed if we will be together live oneday. any one there???

No ya dumb ass. No one is there. Not for you. I guess they don’t matter because they stay submissive and quiet behind the veil. As long as you can pull up the little dress thing and get yours I am sure you’d be happy.

Now look what you made me do. You made me get all bored. The only thing that would interest me more than talking to your sorry ass would be to pluck grey nut hairs. So I am gonna go do that instead."


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:08 am

T ??? lol...it hadn't posted last time I checked last night. LMFAO great reply. Oh! You think you can get one over on the sis huh? Hmmm...

(Are heterosapiens always so whiny?)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:12 am

Lianna - I heard he visited you as well. [blog saintlianna]

Yes, I rather enjoy my sickness lmao.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:35 am

5 -

I know I can count on you to help keep my feet firmly planted no matter what situation arises. Thanks, baby.

Sweet Kisses...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:37 am

Woodstock - Thanks. I don't let stuff like this get to me...found it rather comical. Just a heads-up for everyone.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:42 am

slidein2meplz

"Okay BUSTER...LifexLife....NOW you've gone and done it. **taps Trav on shoulder...whispers in Trav's ear...(go get Bunny and 5 and the rest of bloglanders, we got some stompin to do)** Listen up camel jock...rag headed, mother fucker....DO NOT COME TO DT'S BLOG and go spoutin off... DO NOT GO TO anyone's else blog and go spoutin off! If you cannot comment without being rude to the host blog...THEN DO NOT COMMENT AT ALL...there is absolutely no reason for you to say what you said.

I also apologize to DT for going balistic on your fucking ass...in her blog...but DAMMIT man...get the fuck out'a here...no one wants to hear you cut down a gal who you obviously have no idea about...you couldn't have possibly read much of her post's. If you had...you'd know better. She's a damn good person from all that I know and feel.

(sorry DT..I think your great...FYI..I'm gonna get pissed if I read anything like what he wrote or any other asshole for that matter doesn't have to be him...to any of the people who's blogs I visit and read...it just isn't necessary to say that crap to anyone, but he's well deserving of the crap anyone and everyone can lay on him at this point)"

(The original comment by Slide is much more colorful, lol)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:46 am

manoflemuncha (I love this one...)

LifexLife, Mohammed,

I'm glad that finally, a good Muslim male dares to raise profound issues of where women have been allowed to run wild in America, and now I echo your wisdom of the past, mainly that:

1) Women should be seen and not heard.
2) Women are basically not monogamous creatures by nature that cannot control their hellish sex drives and therefore must be completely controlled and dominated by the male mates.
3) Women, whom cannot control their sex drives, let their impractical, lustful desires dominate their sense of reason, therefore must be prohibited from all business and leadership positions.
4) Women, when givem the choice, choose a single male mate as approach middle age, not out of love, from their own fear of loneliness in their twilight years.
5) Women, as they enjoy seeing males fight over them merely for the sport of it, are animals of a lower order than men, and must never be trusted.

Of course, I could just be teasing...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:49 am

Efilnikufecin69's update:

*Efil has Mohammed tied up to a big Birch tree, hanging upside down with fishhooks through his toenails*

*DTox and Dr. Phil are taking turns shhoting him in his naked ass with a BB Gun*

*Slide comes over and screams at them for being so cruel, pulls out her Colt Double Eagle and blows off his nuts*

*Who do I see? Here comes Bunz! Oh shit, what is she gonna do with that Camel? Damn, she cut Ahab out of the tree and has bound him to the stump, ass up. We all look at eachother curiously, knowing what is about to happen as Bunz leads the camel over to Ahab. With a few light strokes, the camel is hot and starts fucking Ahabs ass!*

*EEEEWWWWWWW, I can't watch anymore, the camel has torn him in half!*


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 6:53 am

I have copied and pasted these comments for 2 reasons: 1. So I could delete them from So Tell Me... so we continue having our fun there without the distraction, and 2. So they're easier viewed by this idiot should he return, as it's obvious he's easily confused.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 7:00 am

titsandtires

"BTW Mohammed... dude, i remember the first beer i had too. but i didn't make the mistake of posting my dumbass thoughts on someones blog before i slept it off." - tires


cozy1957 59M

10/13/2005 7:22 am

DT, if you are sick I hope what you have spreads fast and far!! The world needs more women like you. As for those who spend time here... there are much less positive things they could be up to then reading your thoughts.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

10/13/2005 8:47 am

you do have balls dear DT...
virtual ones...

go girl!!

TTFN


AlbertPrince 58M

10/13/2005 1:43 pm

DT - I know you aren't going to take any notice of this camel-fucker anyway, but for what it's worth, I enjoy your blog.


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
10/13/2005 2:10 pm

DT, I am totally sorry for what this person said to you in your blog. I have been through the same thing with "several men" I am so glad you handled it the way you did. People who insult others over what they write are lacking something in their own lives. You just keep doing what you do. Do you wanna borrow my bug spray? or my nut crushing boots? lol

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
10/13/2005 2:21 pm

[blog straightten2002]

I forgot to tell you, send him over to me I will pick him apart and tarnish him. It has been a while since I was a bitch on my blog.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
10/13/2005 3:11 pm

hello wonderful Lady,

i looked at the plenty of posts you did here on your blog...

i do not find you sick. i find you funny and sexy...

toothysmile,
greece.

lol...


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
10/13/2005 4:55 pm

Men. Can't live with 'em...can't shoot 'em. Can you?

[blog talldarkavg1]


hourglasses 47F

10/13/2005 5:33 pm

See the following - Cream is oozing

He is apparently making this comment to more than one female blogger. And it seems people are taking his bait.


weineroftheworld 66M

10/13/2005 7:04 pm

Could this be the beginning of an all out Al-Qadea assult on bloggers?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/13/2005 9:40 pm

Thanks Cozy


amrock2 51M

10/14/2005 4:48 am

Hey, DT been bussy with work have not had much time to post.
I am with tall on this one ,I do have a back 40 and a back hole?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:02 am

F & F - it appears he hit numerous blogs. Gee...and I thought I was special. Freak.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:03 am

LMAO Rbest - give Dano hugs for me.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:06 am

Lips - Even the virtual ones get heavy and cumbersome.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:06 am

Thanks Al - I enjoy yours as well. Seems something always gets spewed through my mouth and nose when I visit you...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:07 am

2X - I never take fools seriously.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:08 am

Wet - that's been called to my attention. Not sure how he missed the Heterosapien's blog...hmm.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:12 am

Straightten - I've seen you in action on your blog. I once referred to you as my "caramel-coated twin" in one of my posts, lol. I thought of you before I posted this...yes, idiots like this should be exposed.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:17 am

** Permanently Ban travelingintexas **


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:18 am

Thanks Toothy (smooch)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:20 am

Magus - Your evaluation is much more considerate than mine, lol.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:22 am

TDA - SURE we can shoot you guys, lol. And if our hormone levels are elevated enough at the time, we can get off on manslaughter/insanity charges fairly easy. **smiles lovingly at 5**


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:24 am

Hourglasses **boobage envy kicks in**

Apparently so...didn't realize this until I'd already posted. It looks like he could've at least changed his wording from blog to blog. Idiot.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:26 am

    Quoting weineroftheworld:
    Could this be the beginning of an all out Al-Qadea assult on bloggers?
Do they really wanna fuck with us bloggers?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 5:27 am

lmao Amrock - thanks...I'll keep that in mind for future reference.


rm_B0SSIERBOY 57M
476 posts
10/14/2005 8:30 am

I'm sure Mohammed is reveling in all this attention. You have given him so much more than he deserved. Like a child that is slapped down too many times, he believes that he is only loved when others hurt him.

Pitty him yes, but continuing to beat him up is unhealthy, uncivilized and unAmerican (we don't kick a man when he is down, no matter how many times he trys to hurt us).


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/14/2005 3:19 pm

Bossier - you have the right to your own opinion and I respect that.


rbnf440 55M

10/15/2005 2:18 pm

That's one dude with an EGO problem.

He can't save you...and he doesn't seem to have a life preserver to save himself...you know with all that "pulling shit" all around us.

You seem PERFECTLY FINE to me.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/16/2005 5:24 am

Someone PLEASE tell T he was banned from my blog days ago.

**mutters obscenities**


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/16/2005 5:25 am

LMFAO WetSlut...uh huh.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/16/2005 5:26 am

RBN - Thanks.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/17/2005 10:32 pm

LMAO T...you know you love me.


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