DT and T Smackdown  

DefiniteTrouble 50F
2839 posts
9/20/2005 7:00 am

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DT and T Smackdown

We've been challenged.

Seems our buddy Native2LV wants to see T and I resolve this nasty battle live. If you're not sure what's going on, see My Darling T..... She has graciously offered to host this magnificent event, complete with kiddie pool for your wrestling entertainment. The details are still being ironed out, and I'll let you know the date as soon as we come to an agreement.

Our costumes, a la WWF fashion, have been chosen.

T will be sporting a pink tutu generously donated by wetpantyslut2, his infamous marabou feathers, and for some damn reason a bow-tie he seems to have developed a fetish for lately.

I have chosen leather thigh high boots with a 6 inch spiked heel and a smile. I figure if the boobage doesn't distract him, a spike to the ass will suffice. Thinking I might need to visit barbiebunny and raid her closet...

What should fill the kiddie pool? Help us decide.
Jell-O? Chocolate syrup? Baby oil? The possibilties are endless, but we're looking for something different, something cutting edge, something to excite all.

We already have one ring girl, wetpantyslut2, but need at least 2 more.

I need a manager, trainer, and a waterboy to fondle between rounds. Any volunteers?

Will keep you posted... (kisses) DT

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digdug41 49M

9/20/2005 7:53 am

yall are just insane. I love it lmmfao

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

9/20/2005 8:39 am

I'll manage you..lol

fill the pool with something girly...hmmm
HOT pink slime?

TTFN


CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/20/2005 8:58 am

*Shoots hand straight in the air and waves it around* water boy please !

-CuteAZguy27


rm_mtnravyn 60M
890 posts
9/20/2005 9:09 am

I would like to apply for the waterboy postion. I have special sunglasses (necessary to deal with T's costume) with polarized lens. After 20+yrs in the Navy I know a lot about water, and have a special supply form a hidden waterfall on the BIg Island that endows any who use it with special powers (since they are unique to each individual we would have to run a test - given your boobage it might elongate them and permit a special smothering submission hold), I also can assist the trainer with my special massage skills to keep you form tensing up between rounds, I have my air pump from river rafting to ensure the kiddie pool stays inflated, I am a Vols fan (the real Big Orange), and I never ever ever kiss and tell.

Have you considered going out on the cuting edge with KamaSutra HoneyDust Nice and soft, smells good, tastes good, just generally pleasing to the senses


rm_RDY4PASSION2 57M
48 posts
9/20/2005 9:22 am

I would volunteer to be your trainer.......I know some really good positions....I mean exercises for your upper legs, and thigh strength....you know squatting, bouncing etc.....I will do them with you especially if your going to train in just those thigh high boots (wipeing sweet from my farehead)...Then of coarse your hands need to be strong....we can do gripping exercises....squeezing something really hard ......and I know you will want to be able to bite when necessary so your mouth and jaw need to be prepared to stay open for extended periods of time....and be prepared in case he tries to stick something between your lips to prevent you from biting !!.....We've got alot of work to do girl..........aaaahhhhhhh.....I need to take a nap first


five_speed 41M

9/20/2005 10:30 am

I have just the thing for the kiddie pool. you need gallons of KY jelly mixed with phosphoresent body paint. Then wrestle under a black light.

As for the trainer, I'll have to double check my schedule, but I may have time between Jenna Jameson's stamina training and Angelina Jolie's naked kick boxing class, if you're interested, of course. I would love to help.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 10:51 am

DigDug - gotta love us nuts.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 10:52 am

Oh Red! Pink slime is good... (taking notes)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 10:53 am

MTN - yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmy...love the dust!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 10:54 am

Cute -

Adding you to the list of applicants...I'll review and let you guy/gals know who I feel is the most qualified.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 10:56 am

RDY -

Sounds like you know a thing or 2 about training...just not sure your techniques are meant for Smackdown wrestling.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 10:58 am

5 - (seductive smile)

Noting your concoction for the kiddie pool...yes the black lights would be a nice touch. Ew...wonder if that would make T's outfit glow in the dark??? Ew.

Did I mention I'd be fondling the trainer as well?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 11:20 am

Jez -

Chocolate pudding sounds delightful...might have to drag my trainer in and lick it off him. Oh...when I choose one

Wanna be my manager? The you too can wear your own spiked heels into the ring, aka, kiddie pool...that'll teach prancing boy.


rm_RDY4PASSION2 57M
48 posts
9/20/2005 1:02 pm

You do know that now that you entised everyone by suggesting you would drag your trainer in the pudding and lick it off him or her, everyone is going to apply for that job. You will be getting all these unqualified "Trainer" wantabees, no experience, they just want to be licked......licked by you (starting to sweat again).....You won't know where to begin to weed out the bad and find the good.....before you know it you'll have to start interviewing everyone, .....what are you going to do, lick every.......OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH.............never mind


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/20/2005 1:12 pm

I'M NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS!!! THIS IS SOOOO NOT MY FAULT!

Now that my disclaimer is out there, I will be handing out those little forms that say any injuries and or accidental death is not my fault and I cannot be sued. And I'll be charging an admission fee (I've gotta cover the costs after all!)


amrock2 51M

9/20/2005 1:52 pm

Fill pool with honey a little sticky {alot} but sweet. May help the heel stay stuck up there. and yes i will apply for the trainer position.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 3:27 pm

RDY -

I have someone in mind I'd like to lick, pudding or no pudding, trainer or not. Yes, I'm accepting applications for various positions for the Smackdown (does worst Hulk Hogan muscle-flexing impression). However, only one is assured the delight of my tongue...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 3:29 pm

Native , lmaoooooooooooo...wait now...

Please refer to My Darling T.... . You not only offered to host this event, complete with filled kiddie pool(s)...you said you might even give one of us a shot. That could get interesting.

Bet the admission price just went up.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 3:30 pm

Jez? Amrock is our friend, lol. Thanks for the suggestion... (taking notes)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 3:35 pm

Oh Magus! Jell-O shot wrestling...great idea!

Uh...maybe not. What if T ingests too much, becomes overcome by alcohol, and forgets he's no longer heterosapien? He will be wearing his "fancy" clothes after all. Might be real easy for him to backslide...no pun intended. Would hate for the gentleman spectators to become victims to his bump-n-grind in feathers, flashing his man-boobs for all to see.

SJ??? Quit hogging the freakin trash can...damn.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 6:02 pm

lmao Wet -

As long as you carry the signs sans clothes, I'm sure no one will protest. You're hired.

re: pudding comment - there's no way this post is going to remain orgy-free, is there? lol


diehardrummerboy 54M

9/20/2005 9:45 pm

dt- is this going to take place in texas or here, wouldn't miss it for the world


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/20/2005 11:01 pm

Diehard - Vegas...we're goin all out.


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/20/2005 11:40 pm

I'm currently in talks with Steve Wynn to rent out his convention hall to host this event. If all goes as planned, admission will be at least $200 for the nose-bleed section. And no, DT, this wasn't my fault. You two were throwing cheap shots at each other long before I came along encouraging it. I'm just hosting the fights, you two started them.

Kisses


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 12:41 am

T - go play whiney bitch in your own blog...I'm going to win dammit!!!


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 12:43 am

lmfao Native...instigator huh? Looks like you'll be joining us in the kiddie pool. Watcha gonna wear?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 12:45 am

Somebody please watch the door while I'm asleep...don't let prancy fancy feather boy in. If my trainer shows up with the chocolate pudding, please let him in...practice makes perfect


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/21/2005 12:55 am

Trav, I've got your back love. I just want to be entertained in the process. But don't worry, I have a very caring bedside manner.

Kisses


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 6:36 am

(stares at Native in disbelief)

You do realize he wears tights and a tutu, right?

SJ? Trash can please.


rm_RDY4PASSION2 57M
48 posts
9/21/2005 9:33 am

I like the sound of that " the delight of my tongue "......I've got chills going thru my entire body..........now I'm picturing you doing Hulk Hogan muscle-flexing impression.....your wearing only those thigh high leather boots.......the chocalate syrup is dripping off your nipples.....ooohhhhh......I hope the trainer gets to lick you toooooo...


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 10:49 am

He gets to lick whatever he wants whenever he wants. He's my trainer. I'm his student. Kinda brings on sub-dom images doesn't it?

(smiles sweetly at trainer)


konkali 40F

9/21/2005 10:59 am

HEy,
Can I ref?!
got the Texas Jello Wrestling Rules down already!


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/21/2005 11:57 am

Who said tights and tutus where sucha bad thing? Check out Tim Curry in Rocky Horror. I think Trav should wear that outfit.

If you insist on my joining you, I'm going to have to call my artist. I don't wear clothes, they really are painted on! I haven't worn real clothes since summer of 02.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 12:50 pm

Konkali -

Hmm. We'll have to send your request through the proper channels for review. Really needing someone who has no clue to any Texas rules due to potential impartial juding in favor of travelingintexas. Familiar with Venturing Vegas Vodka rules?

I'll let you know.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 12:53 pm

Native - he lives in the outfit.

Save your money...I paint. That should allow us to jack up the admission price even further...you know they'll wanna watch.


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/21/2005 4:45 pm

sort of a pre-fight show? Sounds like a really good idea. So now demand is up, prices go up... This is going to be very profitable indeed...

And Konkali is right. I can't judge if I'm in the ring, can I? Hmm... another thing eating into the profits, drats.... But I'll come up with the rules. Can't have the rules leaning in favor for one or the other.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/21/2005 6:55 pm

Hey! We could charge a small fee and paint the spectators that were interested. That would be a hell of a pre-show. Like face painting you see at fairs and stuff...'cept we're doing private parts.

Don King Promotions ain't got shit on us lol...


rm_RDY4PASSION2 57M
48 posts
9/21/2005 7:13 pm

"Whatever he wants.....whenever he wants "........I think training needs to start immediatly......start flexing......YOU LOOK DELICIOUS....and I'm ready to taste


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/22/2005 3:30 am

RDY -

Sorry, I found a trainer. He's just a little, um, tied up at the moment.

Literally.


ThumbChickStool 33F

9/23/2005 12:26 am

Did you get 5er again? Dammit, I told you he can't train you if he's all tied up.

Don King called. He wants to promote the fight, for 75% of the profits. I told him he's effing crazy. Oh, and Wynn backed out of negotiations. Something about not having enough security guards to break up any fights/riot that may happen. So we're back to square one. ::Shrugs::


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/23/2005 9:30 am

Native -

I untied him. Leaving the option of tying me up to him.

Hmmm...you're backyard could never hold an expected crowd of this magnitude. Lemme give it some thought. Security guards. Never even thought about needing those. Shit.


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