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DefiniteTrouble 50F
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8/31/2005 5:07 am

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Ok, many of you are probably familiar with the famous slogan of Austin, Texas:

"Keep Austin Weird."

Oh yeah, I've been there...many times. It's like Mardi Gras year 'round. I love it. Spend 30 minutes on 6th street on any given night, and you've experienced every possible culture known to man...gay, lesbian, bisexual, bdsm, straight...gothic, preppy, metrosexual, cowboy....African-American, Caucasion, Hispanic, multi-racial...and the music and food is just as eclectic and delightful (Fado, just off 6th, is a personal fav...great Irish food and atmosphere).

Austin hasn't got shit on Blogville. And no, I don't mean the residents are weird. Just diverse. I enjoy visiting them as much as possible. For those of you haven't ventured out on the streets of Blogville, please allow me to give you a brief tour of my favorite destinations.

1. The SuperHero

talldarkavg1

He also happens to be the town crier, issuing numerous informative public service announcements, as well as serving as Blogville's leading crime fighter. Yep, cape and tights kinda dude, but drives an Edsel, not a Batmobile. Lost his balls recently...thankfully they've been returned. Without a doubt the most hilarious shit you will ever read. [blog talldarkavg1]

Profile Quote:
"Hmm, about me. Not much to tell really. I was born in a log cabin that I helped my father build. I never knew my mother as she left home before I was born. My father used to routinely punish me by locking me in a suitcase and then toss it down the stairs (which I enjoy to this day). I Lost Grandma a couple years back from second-hand chew."

I think that says it all, lol.

2. The Queen

mzhunyhole

Never has royalty been so down-to-earth and simplistic. Her smack-you-in-the-face honesty is filled with a wonderful mix of humor, life's questions, and sexual proclamations. Ladies, "Damn Dick" is a must read...blunt, to-the-point prose...most of us can share her emotional agony from our own experiences. Her crown sits humbly upon her head, she wears her heart on her sleeve, and she welcomes all with open arms into her castle...er, hunyhole. [blog mzhunyhole]

Profile Quote:
"Ain't looking for nothing serious..if it would happen ..well that would be a miracle...right now I am just hoping for a nice, safe time."

It doesn't get anymore honest that that. Gotta love this lady.

3. The 2 Texans

txrose4uNTX

Her "Just Curious, TxRose" signature at the end of her posts says it all. I believe she was the muse for the phrase "Inquiring minds want to know." Her posts often revolve around her daily life, posing questions for all that read. I found her "Good Reasons Not To Be A Penis" especially humorous. Just delightful. [blog txrose4uNTX]

Profile Quote:
"Haven't been really spoiled in a long time; have you???" I have been getting a huge response in many ways and have found my answer -- I think. At this point in time, I would like to pursue that a little further and see what happens. I have considered turning off my profile but my dilemma revolves itself around the fact that I am enjoying the friendships and relationships I have encountered through the blogging, and I am enjoying writing my blogs immensly because I am learning so much about myself through my inquisitive nature and through the commenters who banter with me and offer, often very sage, words of advice."

Good for you, TxRose. May we all be so lucky.

travelingintexas

Awe...there's T. Oh sure, he tries to come across as a "billy-bad-ass"...see his comments in my post "This One's for the Girls"...but, spend a few minutes in his blogworld and you'll quickly find the big 'ol teddy bear within. His post "My Date with Tall Dark and Average" made us all laugh until we wet ourselves. His willingness to share his raw, emotional side is something most men would never even consider...and we ladies love him for it. travelingintexas

Profile Quote:
"I started my career as a superhero, but eventually determined that my personal Kryptonite is a Triple Venti Mocha from Starbucks. So I'm a has been, a wanna be, a washed out super hero no longer allowed at the Hall of Justice. I sit around at the local Starbucks sipping cold coffee and thinking "what if" thoughts."

I have to wonder "what if" Starbucks runs out of coffee? He has his own reserved seating ya know.

4. The Bohemian

humboldthonni (damn photo won't stick!)

Intellectual. Stimulating. Witty. Just a few adjectives that describe Honni's blog. Her stories often reflect her travels, splitting time between California and Prague, her daughters in tow. Truly fascinating as well as entertaining. A must read: "Men: Want to Get an Email Back?" A gentle reminder that something a bit more tactful just might bet a better response than "Hey wanna suck this?" accompanied by a pic of an underaverage pecker shoved against a cam. Honni's artistic and creative talents shine through. humboldthonni

Profile Quote:
"Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the early apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree."

Nothing to say except "wow."

MORE INSIDE...

Is there an official Blogville slogan? I'm not sure. Maybe someone can enlighten me. Until then, what do you think would be a fitting slogan for this diverse community to which we belong?

Fill in the blank: "Keep Blogville ______"

UPDATE: It seems TD talldarkavg1 has proposed elections for new Blogville officials. Will keep you abreast...

DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 3:00 am

You're quite welcome, MzHuny. Yours is the most honest and refreshing of any blog I've encountered. As you know, I visit you daily. You have the ability to draw quite a diverse crowd, providing some of the most entertaining commentary. Gotta love somebody so down-to-earth. And we do. Next time I'm up your way, which isn't far, we'll have to do coffee or something.

LOL...when I saw Honni's handle, "Humboldt," I just normally assumed she was in TN, as it's a community not far from me. Duh. Blonde moment. Who knew?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 3:03 am

(Smacks T.)

(Smacks T again for stealing MzHuny's idea.)


Barbiebunny69 43F

9/2/2005 2:57 pm

One of the famous slogans in blogville is coined from Keithcancook the editor of the rag the Tattler..."I was under the understanding that there will be no math in blogville" HTH


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/2/2005 5:53 pm

lmao Bunny. I haven't ventured in Keith's world yet...guess it's time.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 2:19 am

5. The Exhibitionist

1playfulgal

I don't think I really need to explain this one. Extremely erotic read. She makes it very easy to "watch" her experiences through her well written words. Experiences many of us dream about but are afraid to admit, much less act upon. She definitely ignites the imagination as well as all the senses...and body parts. 1playfulgal

Profile Quote:
"Hey there...Most of my erotic fantasies have already been fulfilled...but there are still a few that i have yet to experience...if you want to know what they are just ask..."

The real deal.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 2:21 am

4. The Practioner

straightten2002

She knows what she wants, will not settle for anything less, and doesn't take any shit off anybody. Her in-your-face demeanor obviously a result of people viewing her concrete confidence as arrogance. Her "Ways of Knowing a Guy Might Not Be Interested in You" is a must read. Truthfully hilarious. [blog straightten2002]

Profile Quote:
"I am not interested in meeting men for casual sex, one nighters, hit and runs, or a few minutes of fun. I do not disrespect men if we are not a match, I tell you in a nice way. And Therefore, I wont take any disrespect when I tell you that you are not a match for me. I do not put up with disrespect on any level I do not need arrogance."

Amen to that. She could possibly be my caramel-coated twin sister, the 2 of us separated at birth. Hey, stranger things have happened.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 2:21 am

6. The Practioner

straightten2002

She knows what she wants, will not settle for anything less, and doesn't take any shit off anybody. Her in-your-face demeanor obviously a result of people viewing her concrete confidence as arrogance. Her "Ways of Knowing a Guy Might Not Be Interested in You" is a must read. Truthfully hilarious. [blog straightten2002]

Profile Quote:
"I am not interested in meeting men for casual sex, one nighters, hit and runs, or a few minutes of fun. I do not disrespect men if we are not a match, I tell you in a nice way. And Therefore, I wont take any disrespect when I tell you that you are not a match for me. I do not put up with disrespect on any level I do not need arrogance."

Amen to that. She could possibly be my caramel-coated twin sister, the 2 of us separated at birth. Hey, stranger things have happened.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 2:25 am

7. The Sex Goddess & The Redneck

(*Dammit, their pic won't stick either!!!)

Yes, you read it right. The Redneck has snagged himself a goddess. Her pics are quite stunning, by the way. Having never seen the Redneck, I can't help but envision Larry the Cable Guy sitting at the keyboard. Truly hilarious jokes and stories often poking fun at, well, what else? Rednecks. Yes, I can actually see him throwing that 8 foot dildo up in the air like a rifle and pointing it at his friend..."The Sex Shop." You gotta read that one.lifeisablast333

Profile Quote:
"We are not into cyber sex, or phone sex, we tried the phone sex, the phone is still sticky. LOL!"

I think that comment speaks for itself, lol.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 2:34 am

The tour will continue as time allows. I have someone, uh...things to do. After all, this tour guide gig won't pay my mortgage.

There are several more interesting people I'll be adding over the next few days. None in any particular order. Just my favorite destinations for laughter, laughter, and more laughter. Oh, and eroticism...


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
9/3/2005 12:58 pm

Nice idea for a post, but, sorry, I have to quibble. Those who have been around BlogLand know the real Mayor is none other than [blog sexyfitwoman]. She was duly elected to the post! See this entry: Election Results. As for TDA, well, for some here... he’s definitely a jester.

♪rockwriter58♪


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 3:47 pm

I stand corrected . Duly noted. SexyFit is one that I had planned to add...I have a list.

(note: My bad...)


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/3/2005 3:56 pm

I didn't know there were actual elections...sorry if I offended SexyFit. Have renamed TD's "title" and updated.

These are simply blogs I enjoy. I notice Mz Huny is a councilwoman. However, I view her as the queen of all blogs...and duly titled.


TN_Bandido 51M

9/4/2005 9:12 am

Question: If there are elected officials for Blogville, then what about Whoville. Who are the elected officals there? Does not Whoville residents deserve to have elected officials?


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/4/2005 9:33 pm

lmao Bouncy...be nice. (bites Bouncy's tongue)


jim5131 55M
1296 posts
9/6/2005 7:19 am

Hi DefiniteTrouble...great tour of the Blogland Allstars. I'm in Austin and completely agree with those comments as well....


DefiniteTrouble 50F

9/6/2005 9:27 am

Hi Jim - Austin is my favorite city to visit. Just looooooooooove it there. I'm usually in Texas (various parts) at least once a month, and never miss the ROT Rally...such a blast.

The Blogville tour isn't over yet...have many more favorites to add to the list. I'll pop in your blog and check it out as soon as I get a chance.


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