Standing at the Threshold  

DeaconBluesNC 56M
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2/8/2006 8:54 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Standing at the Threshold

As my one month "trial by fire" at the gold level approaches expiration, I feel compelled to make a few observations.

Serious inquiries do not exist
I'll concede I'm probably not what most women fantasize about. I'll concede that I can be shall I say...obsessive (the Steve Earle lines in an earlier post describe it all pretty closely).
Despite my flaws, I'm positive that I am not a threat to anyone.
I want mine as much as you want yours.
I'm amazed at the number of women who, somewhere in their profiles, nearly always enter something like "discreet, discretion, no strings" or whatever.
I guess my point here is, if you're are going to say it - mean it. Goofing it all off has simply been a waste of my time and money...and I wish I could thank one young lady much more appropriately.

Most People Have Distinct Issues with Their Profiles
...subtitled "Give Me an F'n Break"
Here are some rough translations to some of the profile information I've run across:
open minded means "I'm open minded as long as you look like Brad Pitt."
easy to get along with means "I'm easy to get along with as long as everything happens on my terms - even if I contacted you first."
loves kids means "I love kids as long as they're mine."

There are a few more, but this could snowball out of control if I continued.

Rarely Believe Any Thoughts on Marrital Status
...wholly self-defining...

To my friends, thanks.
To AdultFriendFinder, thanks for nothing.

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