Choosing a potential mate  

DaytonBBW4Fun 42F
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4/9/2006 7:43 am

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7/8/2006 2:51 pm

Choosing a potential mate

Here's a fake ad (well most of it is taken out of some of the FANTASTICLY bad men I've met on this site) and my thoughts are in the parenthesis:

38 yr old, single man, professional, athletic, 6'2", educated, tanned with a giant cock. I love to travel, try new cuisines, snuggle and I can last all night long. See attached picture.

(Look at the picture and the guy has a little bit of a beer gut and a double chin. Now, how is that "Athletic"? Cause he WATCHES Sports? Oh and how about those guys who use their driver's license photo as his picture...I LOVE that...who are you? A convict? The only picture taken of you in the last 5 - 7 years and you use it on a sex and swingers site? HAHAHAHAHAH ~~ hands down my favorite so far is the guy from Cleveland who's using a picture of Dennis Miller and says thats him!!)

GET THIS STRAIGHT: I AM NOT looking to get married or a girlfriend, just someone to be my fuck buddie.

(Thanks for the capital letters, so I could "get this straight"...and don't flatter yourself jackass, if you cant spell I dont want your dick in me. I'm afraid some of your stupid will get inside of me and make me dumb. Try using the spell check that AdultFriendFinder provides for us, idiot.)

The girl I am looking for must be between the ages of 18 - 24, model figure, long blonde hair, big boobs, and like to give oral and receive anal. Must be smart, funny, sexual, exotic, have a shaved pussy, no tattoos or piercings, have a good job, no kids and be able to meet during the day.

(I don't even know where to start. First off, no 18 yr old girl in her right mind would want to fuck an old guy that could be HER DAD, unless he was paying her $250 an hour. She could just go to A&F in the mall and find some young hottie to take care of her carnal desires. are putting down too many limitations. If you aren't looking for a wife/girlfriend {cause you have one already} then why the hell are you being so picky. Do you really think these hot young model women with their MBA's have to come to AdultFriendFinder to get laid? GET OVER YOURSELVES. This is a sex and swingers site...if you are just looking for sex all you need is two tits, a hole and a heartbeat.)

rm_DytnHrdBody 47M

4/9/2006 12:31 pm

Glad it wasnt me you are talking about! Sorry your other date went so poorly -- you should just stick to guys like me

SirMounts 102M

4/23/2006 3:10 am

Well, you seem to definitely have the courage of your convictions.
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