I dare everyone to a contest  

Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV 41M
116 posts
4/15/2006 9:31 pm

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I dare everyone to a contest

OK! I like the contests!

As I have some of the smartest members from this site as my friends, I provoke everyone (friends or just readers) to a contest.

RULES:

1. The official language is English, but the mistakes, misspells or typos will be disregarded to allow also the non-native English speakers to participate without losing ground in front of a native English speakers.
2. Each participant will enter the contest by posting a comment (I don't want to collect comments, but only to have some fun and to get knowledge).
3. If you want to enter the contest, start your comment with the word "Participant" in the first line.
4. The second line should contain "Occupation: " and you write your occupation.
5. The third line should contain "Subject: " and you write the subject you consider you know the best, but without being related to your occupation.
6.You are allowed to choose ANY subject which doesn't contradict rule #5.
7. You start writing about the best you know in the fourth line.
8. Each participant can have more than one comment if he/she has more than one preferred subject. Please, do NOT put more than one subject in one comment.

VOTING:

The voting system will be given by the comment voting system, meaning, "I agree" = you vote "pro" the participant, "I disagree" = you vote "contra" the participant, "I'm neutral" = you are indiferent regarding the participant.

Each participant MUST vote for the other participants, but NOT for himself/herself.

To avoid thievery (I hope, it will not the case), each person who vote should post a comment with how many votes he/she made.

Examples:

-> for participants:

Participant
Occupation: driver
Subject: sex
The sex is great! I had so much my dick started to complain about...

-> for voters:

3
or
3 votes

Feel free as a voter to express your opinion about the participants if you want, but show respect! Any voter who doesn't show respect will be banned!

PRIZE:

The WINNER will be advertised by the LOSER in 50 posts randomly chosen from other members of Blogville!

That's all! Good luck!

PS: Please, spread the word!


Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV 41M
290 posts
4/15/2006 10:56 pm

Participant
Occupation: Research Assistan in Physics
Subject: The art of making love with a woman (as a man)

Everyone from Blogville had at least one sexual intercourse before coming here. But how many of you are able to say: "hey, I can provide as many orgasms as my partener wants"? And how many of you can say "hey, my partner always says to stop because she cannot do it anymore" (I'm referring to men)?

I began my sexual life when I was 18. I remember like being yesterday about my first girl. She was virgin as I was then, eve if she was a little bit older than me. We spent the night in her uncle's flat (nobody was home, but just two of us). I remember the first act was very short (few minutes). After few months, the act reached the maximum period we had together: 2 hours of continuous sex. After those two hours we were thirsty like hell, so we stopped.

During the years, I realized I enjoyed to feel the partner's pleasures. I was having sexual intercourses only to feel those pleasures. It didn't matter for me my own pleasures. But for that, I had to find a way to keep myself aroused long enough to allow my partner to reach the orgasm. Oh! You cannot imagine how much I was enjoying my partner orgasm...! Anyway, in time I was able to develope a method to keep myself aroused and to feel better and better my partner's needs and pleasures. So, my records in giving orgasms are 5 orgasms in 2 hours (and after the last one, a final one, my partner stopped me because it became painful for her) and 13 orgasms in 12 hours (with three long breakes to allow my partner to relax a little bit). My shortest act was 15 seconds, and my longest around 2 hours (no woman/girl could bear it more than 2 hours at once ).

Anyway, here are some of my secrets.

1. The length in time of the foreplay should be chosen by the woman. Don't rush to enter her before you can see she is really "on fire" (and then, don't call the fire grigade ).
2. Take your time to examine her body. It will tell you all you need to know about the position(s) she prefers (e.g., if her abdomen and legs are on the same line and you can see her vagina topping that line, the woman preferred position related on you to stay in front/on top of her and any variation of that is accepted; she won't enjoy too much taking her from behind).
3. To keep your erection longer, relax your body just for few second and just before you feel you are to ejaculate.
4. A woman gets more excited if she feels you inside her. The better she feels you, the more pleasure she has. Also, for a woman to reach the orgasm, you need to be sure that she strains her abdomen; she needs to do that due to the pleasure you give (ladies, if you want to help your partner to give you a faster orgasm, just keep your abdomen strained during the whole act - it really works). The rest depends on the position you are doing your act (e.g., if you take her from behind while both of you are standing or on your knees, try to move her more than you move).
5. Don't forget to keep yoursef in her after she got the orgasm. That will be a bonus you can give to her (most of women like to feel your cock inside them after they reach the orgasm).
6. Very important! There are very few women who finish themselves after one orgasm. Usually, they need at least 2 or 3. How do you know if a woman finished herself? She will tell you she cannot do it anymore because of the pain you provoke to her when you are inside her. In fact, when a woman reaches her final orgasm, her vagina will eliminate a liquide which is aching and a little bit acid (the excitation liquid is more alkalescent - acid and alkali neutralize each other).
7. You get a bonus if you ejaculate more than once until she will have the final orgasm.

These are my observations and they worked all the time not only for me, but for all those with whom I shared them.

So, enjoy making love!

DC


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
4/16/2006 12:49 am

I love the intention of what you want to do here. May I ask some questions first?

First..what does this mean...The WINNER will be advertised by the LOSER in 50 posts randomly chosen from other members of Blogville!...ie)is this the responsibility of the one who receives the least votes?

Second...is there a way we can make the contest simpler?

That's all...very interesting idea..

lustytaurus


Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV replies on 4/16/2006 1:05 am:
Yeap! The loser will have to pay somehow. The winner will have a bonus from me in the fact that I will write in 50 posts made by the popular persons that we find a person who can really knows how to speak the Blogville language and I will post a link toward the winner's blog.

Simpler? Well, I made it with free subject. I want just to help people to become known even if they are new. If you think there is something we could do about, I'm open to any suggestion.

I'm waiting for your suggestions.

DC

rm_gigolo394 50M
136 posts
4/16/2006 4:16 am

Participant
Occupation:Manager
Subject:Love And Kindness

What is Love and Kindness?
Love is the power to forgive,to heal,to create joy,to built communities and families.Kindness is a contribution that we can each make to those around us through the power of our compassion,our courage,and our honoring each other's differences and similarities.These two powerful qualities can assist us in transforming our families,communities, country and the world.


absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
4/16/2006 9:28 am

Participant: Mac
Occupation: Registered Nurse
Subject: The Proper Care and Feeding of Penises, the Oral Version
The Step by Step Guide to Giving Good Head

Step 1

Find a penis that needs to be fed. Most are hungry nearly all of the time so this shouldn't be a difficult thing to do. There are many penises to choose from. Here are some tips that may be helpful:

Penises have all shapes and sizes, just find one that you like. For some reason enjoying the company of the man it's attached to seems to help.

Where to find a penis? There could be one in your own home now! Are you married? Have BF that lives with you? Just look in his pants.
This is easily done. All you have to do is say "Honey, can you come in here for a second?" Before you say this, you should have put on something that he considers sexy. Or you could have on nothing at all, that's usually an attention grabber. Before hand you will have gathered a few supplies that are necessary for this task.
1) KY or a similar lubricant, flavored if you wish.
2) Something to clean up with, if you don't swallow. Could be a hand towel, kleenex etc.
3) A rubber glove, condom or finger cot.
4) A pillow.
5) If you have long hair, go ahead and put it up now

Step Two

Ok, so you've called for him. He walks in the room and sees you. He's thinking "Hell, yeah! My penis is damn near starved to death!!" Look at the front of his pants, just behind the zipper. Is there a bulge there? That's where the penis is hiding in his lair.

Walk over to the man. Run your hand over the bulge to make sure it's not a rolled up sock, summer sausage or some other device meant to fool you. It should feel warm, hard but not like your forehead, perhaps pulsating. If you're comfortable with the way it feels, and you want to, unzip his pants. Some men go commando, if this is the case, his penis may literally jump out at you. This is no cause for alarm although it may startle you.

(Since this author has never been with an uncircumcised male, I can only speak of those with no foreskin.)

Touch the penis, don't be afraid, it won't bite you. Feel how soft and smooth the skin is. Stroke it with your hand wrapped around it a few time. The man attached to this penis may moan a little bit, this does not mean you are hurting him. He is enjoying it. Now, look at the center of the end of the penis. You see a hole in it? You see what looks like a tear coming out of this hole? That means this penis is hungry and needs to be fed. See! Finding a hungry penis can be as easy as looking in your own backyard!

Step Three

This author prefers this technique, opinions may vary but I've always had luck feeding a penis in this way...
1) Take his clothing off, or at least remove his pants and undies if he has any on.
2) Either pile pillows up against the headboard or find a nice comfy chair for him to sit in. This author prefers the chair. Let me explain briefly why. a) It's more difficult for him to move around and choke me. b)If he doesn't have a big belly, he gets to watch, men are visual, they like to watch.
3) Ok, naked man in the chair. I know his penis looks like it's starving but you feed the penis through the man at first.
4) I like to begin with just gentle touching of anything but the penis. I look him in the eyes and run my hands lightly over his body.
5) I lean in and touch his neck and ear with my tongue, whisper in his ear something like "are you ready for this?"
6) Kiss his neck, run your tongue down his neck to his chest.
7) Like women, some guys love having their nipples played with, you can flick them with your tongue, suck them, gently bite.
Resume your journey to the intended target at a leisurely pace.
9) Slide your body against his while you trail your tongue down his body.
10) Slide down between his knees, resting your knees on the pillow.
11) Eye contact is important, look this man in the eye while you touch his thighs, lightly running your fingers up them.
12) Touch his pelvis, you can touch his scrotum but do NOT touch the hungry penis yet.
13) Put some of the lubricant in your hand, very gently apply this to his balls, gently tugging, do NOT squeeze them.
14) NOW apply some of it to the penis itself.
15) Slide your hand up nad down, if you're right handed then use it etc.
16) Holding the erect penis in your hand, swirl your tongue around the head. Remember to maintain eye contact.
17) Slide your mouth over the penis, remember to keep your teeth covered with your lips. A hungry penis is quite sensitive and your teeth could injure it.
1 Slide your mouth over the penis as far into your mouth as you are comfortable with. Not so far that it gags you, no one wants to be thrown up on. (well ok, there are some real pervs out there that get off on that kinda thing, but this man isn't one of them)
19) Slide your mouth up and down the shaft of the penis while sucking.
20) Different men prefer different amounts of suction, experiment a little and find what he likes.
21) The author of this guide likes a man's hand on her head while she feeds his penis, you must talk to the man beforehand to ensure that he will not grab your head and force it down on his penis. I like this because I can tell via his hand the rhythm that he prefers.
22) The author feels that this is sexually stimulating for the person feeding the penis as well as the person to whom the penis belongs. If feeding a penis makes you horny, make sure the man knows it. You can moan a little, squirm, breathe hard.
23) You can always tell when a penis has had enough to eat when he throws up. This is normal. Some penises feed quickly, others are slow eaters.
24) The man usually knows when his penis has had enough to eat. If this is a nice man he will tell you before his penis throws up so that you can get out of the way if you wish. As strange as it may sound, this author rather enjoys penis puke. It can be thought of as a delicacy, like beluga caviar. If the man doesn't tell you, you can usually tell when a penis is going to throw up. His scrotum tightens up, he's almost balless, his breathing becomes jagged. You may hear him exclaim something like "Oh, God!"
25) If you've been feeding the penis for a while and he just can't get enough to eat, put the glove on, apply some lubricant and very gently stimulate the man's anus, gently, very gently insert your finger. This seems to quickly overfeed the penis and vomiting ensues rapidly. Some men do not like to feed their penises in this manner, always ask before doing something like this!
26) After the penis has fed and thrown up he is quite sensitive and may not want to be touched. You can however continue to touch the man.
27) If you found penis puke to be distasteful then there will some on the man's belly, take the hand towel and wipe it off. This is just good manners on you, the feeder's part.
2 Just like babies, penises may take a nap after they eat. they return to a non-erect state and snuggle against the man.
29) The man may also want to take a nap.
30) If this is a nice man, he may want to feed you. If you're hungry, and who wouldn't be, doesn't it make you hungry when other people around you eat, get fed!!


rm_gigolo394 50M
136 posts
4/16/2006 4:37 pm

lch mochte zu FuB gehen er!
Entschuldigung!


Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV replies on 4/16/2006 7:04 pm:
You want to withdraw your participance? Did I get it right?

rm_gigolo394 50M
136 posts
4/16/2006 8:30 pm

Ja.Entschuldigung!


Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV replies on 4/16/2006 9:13 pm:
Warum?

If you worry about losing, forget about "the punishment". It was a joke. But I wasn't joking about the winner.

Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV 41M
290 posts
4/17/2006 10:01 pm

Participant
Occupation: Research Assistan in Physics
Subject: Four things a woman definitely is attracted by

I have read some profs and I found all of the women to like something in common:

1. humor
2. inteligence
3. manners/charming

If you are like that, you fulfil 75% from their requirements. I would add one more:

4. attentive!

DC


catseyes23 61F

4/18/2006 2:57 am

So far, I vote for your first entry, it was so entertaining, Cat.

Your Siamese...


lightswitch1963 68M/53F

4/18/2006 1:43 pm

Participant
Occupation: Fast Food Cashier
Subject: Pleaseing your mate
I find the most important part of a relationship is pleasing your partner. Not only sexually. I will surprise my husband with his favorite soda a couple of times a week. He (being retired) will have dinner on the table, glasses and salads chilling, a bath ready, and a hand made menu in my plate when I get home from work. I won't allow him to but flowers, they die. I have four menus on my kitchen wall. He gives me messages, and just holds me when I am sad. We are there emotionally, mentally, and physically for each other.
I vote for gigolo394


bigsqueeze1981 35M

4/19/2006 9:09 pm

Participant
Occupation: School Bus Driver, Bicycle sales/mech, pizza make-line
Subject: How your body stops infected cells from relasing finalized toxic viral cargo

Most people can look in a biology book and read how we produce anti-bodies and such so I won't bother with that unless asked.

Dendritic cells mediate a response because naive cytotoxic T lymphocytes do not display MHC-II molecules. An activated helper T-lymphocyte attaches it's TCR to the MHC-II of the dendritic call and this also involves the CD4 co-receptor. The CD4 co-receptor is necessary because even the license to kill needs a license to kill.

The Dendritic cell now has an activated helper t-lymphocyte attached. The MHC-I of the dendritic cell can now attach to the TCR of a Cytotoxic T lymphocyte along with a CD8 co-receptor.

The activated cytotoxic T lymphocyte seeks out virus infected cells and attaches its TCR to their MHC-1 (every cell has one) along with the CD8 co-receptor. A release of cytotoxins lyses the infected cell and it is no more a threat.

This may seem rather boring when all I mention is how the helper T lymphocyte uses the dendritic cell to activate a cytotoxic T lymphocyte, but currently this is undergoing more research and is rather interesting. There aren't any really good reasons for the use of a dendritic cell for this purpose. Like I mentioned earler, immunology isn't like James Bond having a license to kill. A licnese to kill requires a license to kill, and requires another license to kill.


Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV 41M
290 posts
4/22/2006 2:20 am

    Quoting bigsqueeze1981:
    Participant
    Occupation: School Bus Driver, Bicycle sales/mech, pizza make-line
    Subject: How your body stops infected cells from relasing finalized toxic viral cargo

    Most people can look in a biology book and read how we produce anti-bodies and such so I won't bother with that unless asked.

    Dendritic cells mediate a response because naive cytotoxic T lymphocytes do not display MHC-II molecules. An activated helper T-lymphocyte attaches it's TCR to the MHC-II of the dendritic call and this also involves the CD4 co-receptor. The CD4 co-receptor is necessary because even the license to kill needs a license to kill.

    The Dendritic cell now has an activated helper t-lymphocyte attached. The MHC-I of the dendritic cell can now attach to the TCR of a Cytotoxic T lymphocyte along with a CD8 co-receptor.

    The activated cytotoxic T lymphocyte seeks out virus infected cells and attaches its TCR to their MHC-1 (every cell has one) along with the CD8 co-receptor. A release of cytotoxins lyses the infected cell and it is no more a threat.

    This may seem rather boring when all I mention is how the helper T lymphocyte uses the dendritic cell to activate a cytotoxic T lymphocyte, but currently this is undergoing more research and is rather interesting. There aren't any really good reasons for the use of a dendritic cell for this purpose. Like I mentioned earler, immunology isn't like James Bond having a license to kill. A licnese to kill requires a license to kill, and requires another license to kill.
Impressive! Really. I'm not making fun of you. It is nice to know people are still interested in science. Way to go! ...and my bows.

Welcome to Blogville!

I took a look in your prof. Very nice pic in widerness. I would like to make an exchange of landscapes. I love wilderness.

I will have a look also in your blog pretty soon.

DC


rm_sjv27241 75M
3 posts
5/2/2006 8:27 am


AtticusHenry9 42M/44F

5/3/2006 10:40 pm

we love taking long trips in our car and watching the truckers look as henry puts his hand in my pants and sometimes i'll even try to suck him, although im not very good at it Yet!
henry and jocie(jocelyn's post ;")
we think that it's always a turn on to at Least have others watch while we are making each other wet or hard...we know this post is probably not instructive..but the idea of your blog is such a hot idea; we couldn't leave it alone.
so, public places tips:
always wear no 'under anything'
loose shorts for the male
skirts no longer than mid-thigh for females
outdoors in full sunshine: rivers/hiking mtns/ocean life-guard stations are great.
outdoors during a full moon: jacuzzi in a hotel/beach/someone's front lawn...
fuck or suck for no more than ten mins..until you have hit three or four different places...when you're both ready to orgasm; choose a place where there are drunk people or others kissing...a beach or under a party is always good...
jocie and henry


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