Lovers' professions...  

DallasPhallus56 60M
117 posts
10/10/2005 7:08 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Lovers' professions...


I made love to a teacher and she made me repeat the lesson until I got it right.

I made love to a nurse, and she said, "Relax. This won't hurt a bit."

I made love to a stewardess, and she told me to "put it over your nose and mouth and breathe normally."

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

10/10/2005 11:18 am

How 'bout a dentist? I'm always being encouraged to "open wide." It's that "ok you can spit now" that I just can't abide by.

"Lil"


hourglasses 47F

10/10/2005 12:23 pm

Or a gynecologist... 'scoot to the edge of the table' 'now you'll feel a little pressure'


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