$100 Tattoo  

DakR1972 44M   
104 posts
5/16/2006 11:09 am

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5/22/2006 12:45 pm

$100 Tattoo

This is a rather immature joke, but it got a laugh out of me, so I figure I'd share it here.

$100 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
5/16/2006 12:10 pm

thats pretty funny every time I hear it

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NorthshoreGuy27 37M

5/16/2006 12:12 pm

Yes....funny everytime I hear it.

rm_tembersbest 51M/51F
11 posts
5/16/2006 12:32 pm

cool! I bet all the guys can relate to that one.

rm_Ponyboy667 34M
10 posts
5/16/2006 1:28 pm


nice and strange^^

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