Marriage: The Leading Cause of Divorce  

DTduzDallas 50F
1574 posts
1/9/2006 6:52 am

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Marriage: The Leading Cause of Divorce

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." - Lewis Grizzard

I still miss my ex-husband. But my aim is getting better.

The only difference between marriage and prison is that at least prisoners occasionally get to finish a sentence.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

"Alimony, a Latin term for removing a man's wallet through his genitals." - Robin Williams

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Why do married men gain weight while single men don't? A single man goes to the refrigerator, sees nothing that he wants, and goes to bed. A married man goes to bed, sees nothing he wants, and goes to the refrigerator.

Marriage is a great institution, but only if you like being institutionalized.

*The day has finally arrived...the divorce. A bit nervous, somewhat melancholy, very tired, but looking forward to a fresh start tomorrow morning. A toast to new beginnings! - DT


bardicman 50M

1/9/2006 10:37 am

I know what this means to you DT. One wee bit of stress gone. Relax. Breathe. Smile. Get drunk off your ass and party !!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not dead yet

(Princess Lips)

1/9/2006 11:46 am

*gets ready to pop the cork*

hugs DT!!


mangomamiCT 42F

1/9/2006 9:34 pm

lmao 2 cute

rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
1/9/2006 10:19 pm

do you know why a divorce cost so much?

cuz it's worth it.

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/10/2006 12:03 am

Hi DT...whole new world now. I know you'll grab it by the ass and spin it on it's head. WOO HOO.. watch out! DT's back...

Congrat's and I hope the rest of 2006 will be a hell of a good time for ya.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

AlbertPrince 57M

1/10/2006 5:06 am

Don't miss it ~ Auction! AlbertPrince signed

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/10/2006 10:54 am

I've been away, so I'll quietly sit in the corner, getting caught up. For now I just know that if you're happy, I'm happy.

oh, yeah, and...
I worship at the altar of Maxine

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

DTduzDallas 50F

1/10/2006 6:31 pm

Thanks everyone Everything went well.

Bard, I was sober and in bed before midnight. Kinda sucked really.

ty Lips **hugs**

I hope you drank more than one for me Tigger.

ty Jez **hugs**

Thanks Mango

Tires...where the hell have you been?

ty Slide...I just want a nap, lol.

ty MzHuny **hugs**

Al, you comment whore. (lol)

Sage advice as always, Honni. Thank you.

I'm not what I'd call "happy" right now, Wahine, but I'm working on it slowly. You just gotta love Maxine, lol. Hmm...I feel a list coming on...

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/11/2006 12:50 pm

(waits expectantly)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

womanoirish 54F

1/11/2006 6:24 pm

These were funny. Reminds me of an email I got that said:
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

One day a woman proposed marriage to a man.

He said "no"

And she lived happily ever after, shopping, dancing, getting manicures, pedicures, massages, never living in a dirty house, never having to cook, sleeping diagonal on her big bed, and farting whenever she wanted to.

The End.

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