For the Ladies: Masturbation 101  

DTduzDallas 50F
1574 posts
3/1/2006 9:02 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

For the Ladies: Masturbation 101

*While searching for a natural remedy for my current case of insomnia, I ran across some information concerning the proper techniques for masturbating and all it's benefits, one being helping those who have trouble sleeping. There are "proper" techniques for masturbating? Does this mean I have to figure out how to hold an instruction manual while juggling my toys?

Benefits from masturbation:

- Helps relieve stress.
- Helps relieve menstrual cramps.
- Helps fight insomnia.
- Stimulates the immune system.
- Releases mood elevating hormones.
- Helps you become a better lover from knowing what you like and how.
- You won’t catch an STD from yourself.
- Makes many people calmer in general. They tend to smile more.

How To Masturbate

- Relax. Lock your door, turn off the phone. Get naked and find a comfortable position.

Cam up, ffs. We're your friends. We only wanna help.

- Explore your body. Caress the different parts to see what feels good to you. Experiment with different types of pressure, speed and motion. Try placing a finger on either side of the clitoris and stroking up and down, or placing two fingers on the clitoral hood and rubbing in a circular motion. Place a finger in your vagina and experiment from there. Stroke, knead, pinch, or lightly pull your genitals and nipples. Try using one or several fingers, or the palm of your hand.

Isn't there a better term to use than "hood?" I'm not tinkering with a Chevy here.

- Fantasize. Recall an exciting previous sexual encounter or focus on that guy you have a crush on.

That usually does it for me.

- Learn to hold onto sexual excitement by building up and then reducing or temporarily stopping the stimulation.

Stop? WTF?

- Go over the edge. Switch hands, or try a vibrator. If you're on the brink of orgasm, but can't quite get there, try altering your breathing, or focusing on a really hot fantasy. Stimulate - caress your nipples, or try also thrusting your other fingers or a dildo in and out of your vagina. Ride the wave and enjoy. As you begin to orgasm, continue the stimulation lightly through the orgasm, or stop if it feels like it's too intense.

Too intense? Is that even possible?

- Practice, practice, practice! Don't worry if you don't orgasm on your first try. Practice the breathing technique making sure you are breathing from your belly, but don't pass out.

Pass out? Again I have to ask, WTF?

What about you? Have any masturbation techniques of your own you'd like to share? Insomnia remedies, maybe? I've been awake for over 24 hours. I'm up for just about anything at this point. - DT


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

3/1/2006 10:23 am

me..
I go shopping..lol



TTFN


Crazy_Monkey_Fac 40M
23 posts
3/1/2006 11:58 am

Can not offer suggestions on what u r or r not doing correctly to get yourself off, but I am more than will to watch you - hehehe.
As for sleepy-sleep, unfortunately exhaustion will really drive you to sleep.


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
3/1/2006 2:41 pm

lovely idea!!!

Its good to be...ME


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
3/1/2006 2:55 pm

Just a word of warning really that everyone should add into the masturbation handbook, because they always seem to forget this one.

~Never, NEVER masturbate after handling jalapenos or hot green chiles.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
3/1/2006 3:38 pm

Matching fantasies to the proper means of achieving them is very important. For example, the 'making love under the waterfall' fantasy may not be suitable for use with the electric Turbo Boy 3000.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_Khemeckals 37M
94 posts
3/1/2006 4:24 pm

Noooooooo! lol, delete this!

I'm pulling out all the tricks, bells, and whistles just to get noticed, and you're giving out masturbation techniques!

Just kiddn, love the blog.


DTduzDallas 50F

3/1/2006 4:26 pm

OMG I knew I loved you for reasons other than the Lips


DTduzDallas 50F

3/1/2006 4:29 pm

    Quoting Crazy_Monkey_Fac:
    Can not offer suggestions on what u r or r not doing correctly to get yourself off, but I am more than will to watch you - hehehe.
    As for sleepy-sleep, unfortunately exhaustion will really drive you to sleep.
Instead of watching, I'd rather have someone assist. I need someone to hold this damn manual...


DTduzDallas 50F

3/1/2006 4:33 pm

I thought so too until reading all this exhausted me **sigh**

I've missed you


DTduzDallas 50F

3/1/2006 4:54 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Just a word of warning really that everyone should add into the masturbation handbook, because they always seem to forget this one.

    ~Never, NEVER masturbate after handling jalapenos or hot green chiles.
lmfao...wait. This have anything to do with the midget?


DTduzDallas 50F

3/1/2006 4:59 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Matching fantasies to the proper means of achieving them is very important. For example, the 'making love under the waterfall' fantasy may not be suitable for use with the electric Turbo Boy 3000.
How in the hell did you make toy masturbation sound so eloquent?


DTduzDallas 50F

3/1/2006 5:01 pm

    Quoting rm_Khemeckals:
    Noooooooo! lol, delete this!

    I'm pulling out all the tricks, bells, and whistles just to get noticed, and you're giving out masturbation techniques!

    Just kiddn, love the blog.
lol...thanks


DTduzDallas 50F

3/1/2006 5:04 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I like to use a mirror and watch myself sometimes..I need some good ideas how to get to sleep myself..can't help ya there.
Mirrors can be very erotic. As long as they're attached to something. Like a wall. I'm determined to avoid another ER visit anytime soon.


vanna4u 38F

3/1/2006 6:17 pm

I just usually have my boyfriend do it for me, then I don't have to worry about paying attention.


vanna4u 38F

3/1/2006 6:18 pm

You know it's me, right?


keithcancook 60M
17841 posts
3/1/2006 8:48 pm

My ol pal expat would love this post. He is interested in switching genders you know.


DTduzDallas 50F

3/2/2006 5:32 am

    Quoting vanna4u:
    You know it's me, right?
uh huh lol


DTduzDallas 50F

3/2/2006 5:36 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    My ol pal expat would love this post. He is interested in switching genders you know.
Anything to get in the ladies dressing rooms legally, huh?


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