DT duz Cam  

DTduzDallas 50F
1574 posts
12/14/2005 9:46 am

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DT duz Cam

I had intended on sharing my escapade from last night, but dear brother T walked in right as things were starting to steam up between me, Billy Bob Thorton, Steve Irwin, and this fabulously voluptuous woman with one eye. That’s right. You read it here first. DT “duz” only the best. (There was another female present at the time but she preferred to watch, oddly lurking in the shadows, capturing the event on photoshop.) T screamed at me as he hurriedly gathered my clothing, an IPOD, $6 in change, and a half eaten burrito from around the room and we made a dash for the door. He lectured me for hours, reminding me that I had a “refined” image to uphold in his eyes. (Stop laughing.)

I felt bad. He was right, I wasn’t setting a very good example for my little brother. I explained to him that my creative process had hit a brick wall and I was simply looking for something interesting to write about in my blog since I’m not fond of composing fictitious tales. He reminded me I had yet, after all this time, to share with you my one and only experience with cybersex. “One and only” for a good reason. Against my better judgment due to risking complete humiliation, I’ll tell you the damn story. If I don’t, eventually T will, adding his own “special” twist. The horror.

True Story

The year was 2003. I’d been dating a guy here in Dallas for over a year. Business often found us in different cities, sometimes together, sometimes alone. He’d been urging me to get a cam for some time so we could “visit” when we couldn’t be together. He had a scheduled trip to San Francisco coming up and he was going to be away for a little over a week. He begged me to get a cam. Begged. So, I did. Anything to make him happy, aka, anything to stop his whining. Now, I’m not one who is fond of pics being taken of me, much less live feed of myself streaming out over the great internet divide, so I was a little uneasy about the whole process. He assured me it would be perfectly safe, fun even. Ok. I’ll try anything once.

He suggested we “practice” a couple of times before he left for California so I’d get the hang of “visiting.” We had dinner at my place that night. We were sitting on the sofa…ok, we were really ripping clothes off on the sofa, but I was trying to remain “refined.” Just as I start to unzip his pants, he jumps up and tells me to “save it for later,” grabs his shirt and shoes, and tells me he’ll call me when he gets home. I’m aroused beyond belief and he up and leaves with no explanation. Oh yes, his actions provoked me to smell my underarms once he left to see what might have offended him enough to dart out so quickly. Fifteen minutes later my phone rings and he instructs me to go into my office and turn on my new cam. After a few minutes of scolding him for leaving me “high and dry,” I obliged. Naturally. Anything he wanted. Could never tell him “no.”

So we’re both sitting there looking at one another on cam. No, I had no idea how this was supposed to be any good considering he was live and breathing in my living room not thirty minutes ago, fully capable of delighting me skin-to-skin. He asked me to take my clothes off, get out a toy and angle the cam down so he could watch me pleasure myself. So, I shed my clothing, retrieved a toy from the bedroom, and proceeded to position myself so he’d have a proper view. I love a challenge. After attempting to angle the cam for several minutes, I became frustrated. There either wasn’t enough light in one position or the cam wouldn’t reach to the right area. And I was cold.

This is when he came up with a great idea. I could throw my legs on top of the desk and lounge back comfortably in my chair. I knew it sounded just too damn easy. So, I roll the chair back slightly and toss one leg up onto the desk. Cool. Then the other leg. Not cool. The chair flipped over backward, my head slamming against the floor. I could hear laughter erupt from my computer speakers. Side-splitting laughter. Needless to say, I regained my composure, flipped him off, then unplugged the cam.

The following morning, I’m sipping coffee at the office in Irving, skimming through email, waiting on a scheduled client to arrive when up pops an email with the subject line “Grace.” Oh, I knew better, but I had to look. He’d captured a still shot of my first cam sex encounter. All that could be seen was the bottom of the chair with my feet peeking out over the top. It was my last cam sex encounter. Never again.

Oh yes…I’m the poster girl for “refined.”


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/14/2005 11:01 am

Who's got their MBA we need to start a company to start selling cyber sex safe chairs

It would be fun coming up with demos to entice venture capitalist


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


digdug41 49M

12/14/2005 11:25 am

ROFLMAO DT I can understand why you wouldn't want to do that again thanks for sharing

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/14/2005 12:50 pm

errr ..umm so DT...you still got that pic?

just checkin


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 1:39 pm

And they wonder why I don't have a cam.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


caressmewell 53F

12/14/2005 1:42 pm

LMAO!


kyplowboy22 61M

12/14/2005 1:57 pm

OK then, you had your chance and decided to give us this watered down version of it.....Trav!!!, come hear and tell us the real story....bet you got that pick too. lmao

kpb


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/14/2005 6:15 pm

DT...LMAOF. Sounds like something that would happen to me. Ouch...not fun.

I just never really could see how to go about getting one's self in a position, get enough light there, get the 'ol toy a goin, type, read, pleasure self, keep from kickin cam, keep from kickin light, keep from falling out of chair and expect to get EXCITED all at the same time. Crap... I do good to smoke, chew gum and walk...let alone cyber sex.

**actually, I am a wee bit more coordinated than that....but cyber sex... not for this cowgirl **

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


carebearluv2 42F

12/14/2005 7:54 pm

ROFLMAO DT! As if the position isn't bad enough,it is freakin cold sitting like that, impossible to type back and getting the lighting right presents another challenge (after all, I dont like it with the lights on). Ughhh! I am too clumsy myself for this whole cybersex deal. I am with you Grace!


tillerbabe 55F

12/14/2005 11:49 pm

DT.....I'm "sure" this same scene would happen to me! (thanks for warning me!) LMAO!!!!


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:13 am

    Quoting rm_luke69iner:
    Who's got their MBA we need to start a company to start selling cyber sex safe chairs

    It would be fun coming up with demos to entice venture capitalist
I'm in. I CAN'T be the only one this has happened to!


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:14 am

    Quoting digdug41:
    ROFLMAO DT I can understand why you wouldn't want to do that again thanks for sharing
Are you laughing at me?


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:15 am

    Quoting rm_sj365:
    errr ..umm so DT...you still got that pic?

    just checkin
lmao, actually yes. Well, he does. He sends it to me via email now and then when he feels the need to take me down a few notches.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:15 am

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    And they wonder why I don't have a cam.
I'll send you mine.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:17 am

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    OK then, you had your chance and decided to give us this watered down version of it.....Trav!!!, come hear and tell us the real story....bet you got that pick too. lmao

    kpb
**glares at sweet, innocent man**


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:19 am

    Quoting slidein2meplz:
    DT...LMAOF. Sounds like something that would happen to me. Ouch...not fun.

    I just never really could see how to go about getting one's self in a position, get enough light there, get the 'ol toy a goin, type, read, pleasure self, keep from kickin cam, keep from kickin light, keep from falling out of chair and expect to get EXCITED all at the same time. Crap... I do good to smoke, chew gum and walk...let alone cyber sex.

    **actually, I am a wee bit more coordinated than that....but cyber sex... not for this cowgirl **
Exactly, Slide! I'm very coordinated. Some things just SHOULD NOT be attempted without a stunt double. This is one of them. And shopping at Wal-Mart.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:21 am

    Quoting travelingintexas:
    Bowite- I could be wrong, but I think Ms Suave herself has one LOL
Two words: EAT ME.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:22 am

    Quoting carebearluv2:
    ROFLMAO DT! As if the position isn't bad enough,it is freakin cold sitting like that, impossible to type back and getting the lighting right presents another challenge (after all, I dont like it with the lights on). Ughhh! I am too clumsy myself for this whole cybersex deal. I am with you Grace!
See! Someone else agrees with me! **hugs**


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:23 am

Oh great, are you laughing at me?


DTduzDallas 50F

12/15/2005 3:25 am

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    DT.....I'm "sure" this same scene would happen to me! (thanks for warning me!) LMAO!!!!
Tiller, make sure you have the "don't allow viewer to capture photos" option on! You'll never live it down otherwise.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

12/20/2005 9:29 am

still laughing..sorry

does he have any stils?

TTFN


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