Bad Santa  

DTduzDallas 50F
1574 posts
12/6/2005 8:58 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Bad Santa

Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Santa

1. He recently starred in the film "The Full Santy."

2. He asks all the mothers, "How 'bout a little lap action for mommy?"

3. He was recently suspended from the NBA for choking his coach.

4. His beard catches on fire whenever he lights his crack pipe.

5. Every few minutes, his beard rustles, and you hear a muffled meow.

6. When a kid asks for a bike, he says, "Good luck. Your parents look like cheap-ass bastards."

7. He's doubled over, gasping for breath, after the second "Ho."

8. He amuses kids by demonstrating the "sleeper hold" on an elf.

9. His "beard" consists of a dozen styrofoam peanuts glued to his face.

10. He always starts off by asking, "You ain't Jewish, are ya?"


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
12/6/2005 12:40 pm

I just watched "Bad Santa" last weekend. You should have been a writer on that movie.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/7/2005 5:10 am

    Quoting rm_titsandtires:
    I just watched "Bad Santa" last weekend. You should have been a writer on that movie.
LOL...have you seen "Badder Santa?" I never saw the unedited version you mentioned, but I'm sure it was just as crude...and funny.


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