DT's Christmas Cookies  

DTand5Speed 41M/50F
201 posts
12/3/2005 3:43 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

DT's Christmas Cookies

You'll need the following:

1 c. water
1 c. sugar
1 c. flour
4 lg. brown eggs
2 c. dried fruit
1 tsp. salt
1 c. brown sugar
lemon juice
chopped nuts
1 bottle of whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK.

Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next,
sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed.

These will get you in the holiday spirit! Enjoy - DT


amrock2 51M

12/3/2005 5:57 am

Damn DT and Five I hope you guys arent that drunk at the Hilton?


bardicman 50M

12/3/2005 7:36 am

fushk me. whur didga putsa coooskies



I am not dead yet


kyplowboy22 61M

12/3/2005 9:08 am

Starkle, starkle lil Twink!
Who the hell ya are I think.
Im not undre alcofluence of incahol,
As thinkle might peep.
Itll prolly take me all day sober,
Just to Sunsunday up!
(hichicup)hehehe
Annnnzzzzzz....zzzzz Imeant that too!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/3/2005 1:07 pm

Remind me to give you my recipe for crackcake and meth potatoes.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
12/3/2005 2:28 pm

I made those one year. They are good!


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 4:21 pm

    Quoting amrock2:
    Damn DT and Five I hope you guys arent that drunk at the Hilton?
The Hilton? Tennessee didn't make it to the SEC championship game, so why the Hell would I be at the Hilton??? LMAO...OMG what a shitty season we ended up having. Oh...I forgot, this is a post about whiskey, not football. Um...I mean cookies.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 4:22 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    fushk me. whur didga putsa coooskies
Bardic, the bouncer said to cut you off. Sorry.


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 4:25 pm

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    Starkle, starkle lil Twink!
    Who the hell ya are I think.
    Im not undre alcofluence of incahol,
    As thinkle might peep.
    Itll prolly take me all day sober,
    Just to Sunsunday up!
    (hichicup)hehehe
    Annnnzzzzzz....zzzzz Imeant that too!
KPB - Should it worry me that I had NO trouble deciphering what you said?


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 4:26 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Remind me to give you my recipe for crackcake and meth potatoes.
Lianna, I knew we cooked from the same book. (Pssst...that should scare the Hell out of the rest of you.)


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/3/2005 4:28 pm

LOL, Tires - I've never made it past checking the whiskey, so I'll take your word for it.


tillerbabe 55F

12/3/2005 10:03 pm

so fif I try onenother sups....wait! I hears maimdeers on sth tooof!


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/3/2005 10:46 pm

**hic cup** Slides clothes are cummin off... (she always does that when she bakes cookies)...

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/4/2005 6:38 am

    Quoting tillerbabe:
    so fif I try onenother sups....wait! I hears maimdeers on sth tooof!
maimdeers? lmao


DTand5Speed 41M/50F

12/4/2005 6:39 am

    Quoting slidein2meplz:
    **hic cup** Slides clothes are cummin off... (she always does that when she bakes cookies)...
Naked bakin? Better not burn your pie!


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