So in walk two robots...  

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7/7/2006 6:07 pm

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So in walk two robots...


An Onyx robot asked a Titanium robot, “Does judging a robot by it’s outer cladding make one petty?”

“How so?” replied the Titanium robot.

“Well, I like titanium robots,” said the Onyx robot.

“I don’t see how that makes you petty,” chirped the Titanium robot.

“I like titanium robots and gold head units,” queried the Onyx robot.

“I still don’t see how that could make you petty,” buzzed the Titanium robot.

“I like titanium robots, with gold head units and square not round photoreceptors in the head unit,” clickity clacked the Onyx robot.

“Still no syntax error making a go to petty statement,” whirred the Titanium robot.

“I like titanium robots, with gold head units, square not round photoreceptors in the head unit and graffiti spray painted on them,” statically hummed the Onyx robot.

“Logic determines you are still not petty,” clunked the Titanium robot.

“I like titanium robots, with gold head units, square not round photoreceptors in the head unit, graffiti spray painted on them and with a DC battery terminal as I’m not AC,” bleeped the Onyx robot.

“Petty is still in Dev/Null at this time,” zzz’d the Titanium robot.

“I like titanium robots, with gold head units, square not round photoreceptors in the head unit, graffiti spray painted on them, with a DC battery terminal as I’m not AC and thin like a telephone pole not boxy like a telephone booth,” bleeped the Onyx robot.

“You so fucking petty,” chirped the Titanium robot.

The preceding was a raft of bullshit, probably typed as tears of laughter dropped onto the keyboard. It may have had a point at some point, but now there is no point or it pointed into a generally different direction. Needless to say you cannot have your five minutes back and the management could care less how much your IQ just dropped. And does being a dick make your penis bigger?!

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