Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

DCEbony
2208 posts
3/19/2005 5:42 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest


This one cuts to the chase in record time.

I'm imagining a guy in a raincoat with the collar turned up. He adjusts his sunglasses and pulls his fedora down as far as it will go.

As I pass him in the dirty streets of the AdultFriendFinder website, he hands me the following note in a plain, brown envelope:

Secrecy above all, yes I know what discretion means! If you're curious enough to secretly meet me, I guarantee, you won't regret it!
Are you curious? Can you handle such a sex machine I am? It's up to you, DCebony...
Let's talk, do you?


The only man I can think of that publicly refers to himself as a "sex machine" is James Brown. Eeeeyewww! There is nothing sexy about a guy with a perm. (That means you too, Verdine White!)

On another topic, I had a very nice date last night (despite the pimple issue). He is definitely someone I would like to see again. Well, the middle of his chest anyway. He's about a foot taller than I am. LOL

Man, I love the internet!

What did we do without it?

rm_heyjay4two0 44M
56 posts
3/20/2005 7:14 am

Congratulations on a nice date. I hope you have many more.

Do you think we could do something about cleaning up the streets here on AdultFriendFinder? Seems to be so many dicks. LOL


wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
8/11/2005 12:23 am

Hey! I had a perm...twice...before i realized i didn't need one.

Glad to hear you're getting nice e-mails too, and that you had a good time on your date.
xoDxo


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