Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

2208 posts
7/31/2005 9:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest

Happy Sunday to you!

As a rule, the "What Not" winners fall into three categories: nude, lewd or rude. This one definitely goes in the "rude" column.

Get this:

love to fuck this big titted cheating whore


I don't know what to be offended by first. LOL punctuation, bad grammar, questionable spelling (since when is "titted" a word?) and namecalling. Wow. Sign me up, big fella.

Y'know, I'll bet that he is one of those guys that sits there bitterly wondering why he isn't getting any responses.

I actually wrote him back and asked him what his motivation for sending such a rude email was.

I expect that I'm going to get a response equally as charming as his opening line. LOL

I will post here and let you know what happens.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/31/2005 12:40 pm

Ding, ding, ding ... we have another winner!

I've looked at your profile. Nothing in there even suggests that you have some desire to be treated like a piece of meat, or worse. Good Lord woman, hopefully not ALL the men in your area of the country are such assholes.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

abdoullah5 40M

7/31/2005 12:47 pm

salut ta foto me donne l'envie de te defoncer cul et vagin avec ma grosse queue tres tendue et dure biz

freetime648 52F

7/31/2005 12:54 pm

DC I have one for ya: Do you can imagine that it becomes your horny fuck of your life, if the age does not disturb you. My speciality is a very very long foreplay with very much fantasy, whereby you will already get one or more very intensives orgasms, as you did not experience her ever. Foreplays are very important to me, because in sex with me, the woman has absolute priority. With foreplay is neither damp nor wet your pussy, but a waterfall will rise, you can’t to stop and I quench my thirst with your pussy juice greedy. With my fast tongue (musician) I lick your clitoris so tenderly, until she stands like my cock and at the same time I seek out your pussy-hollow too deeply with my fingers. With my free hand I will tenderly mass your horny tits, so that your nipples never droop. Between through I’ll moisten your whole horny body, but your thighs, your navel, your neck, your ears, your horny lips and your beautiful eyes with my fast tongue with priority, so that you tremble at the whole body and you can nothing against it undertake. Also I will put my tongue in your throat and will kiss you horny. What happens with you by the fuck, you can imagine yourself, because PERSEVERANCE is capitalized by me. Naturally you cane lick also between through my hard and dripping cock. But before your lips of the vulva serve my hard cock rather cock-crash barrier and he squirt your inundated pussy and your horny ass fully, I will bring you with dildos, one in your horny ass and the other one in your hot glaring pussy, back to an intensive orgasm. Alternating I fuck you then into your soak pussy with your hard clitoris and in your horny tight ass. Thus, if you believe, that is the horny fuck of your life, then answer me to this message.
If you mean, that is only wishful thinking or fantasy, then you are wrong. Put yourself me to the test, I’m sure and promise you that you will never repent it. If you see that I will not hold my promise, then simply put me out. But if I am thereby you fuck, the words “put out” are deleted from your vocabulary. And if you believe, I’m able only for one day, you’re wrong also, because you does not the first horny pussy, which have experience me in full action. To try goes over studying and to lose is nothing.
Which concerns my photo in the profile now, you see that one does not foresee me my age. An old Chinese wisdom says: One is only as old, as one feels and I feels very young. The old Chinese philosopher Zen said: If you regard yourself in the mirror, look the face and the expression itself on and you are not the expression, but the expression are you. I believe for physics, if chemistry is divided (also by sex), sees the eyes only beauty.

Makes ya wonder huh??? LOL Good blogs keep them going!

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/31/2005 2:41 pm

Is he local?
Send him my way!
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby.

Humor him.
Arrange a meeting,
then send the biggest baddest guy you know to meet him.
I don't live too far from a really raunchy biker bar,
I'm sure one of the boys would enjoy the assignment

1586 posts
7/31/2005 3:06 pm

Daphne -

Maybe there is something in the water up here!

I just don't understand what it is about my profile that attracts the "charmers". I don't think I'm alone, though. Unfortunately. LOL

1586 posts
7/31/2005 3:09 pm

Freetime -

Thanks for checking out my blog. Visit anytime.

It's a good thing that guy wrote you that email because now you know all of the exciting things your body can do. I had no idea that one could have a "glaring pussy" or a "horny ass".

Who knew? LOL

1586 posts
7/31/2005 3:13 pm

jayR -

Mr. Charmer isn't local.

He isn't even from this state! He lives in Connecticut, so why he emailed is beyond me.

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
7/31/2005 4:46 pm

DC, I get them emailing me from other countries. I am in the process of posting some of the charmers i've gotten. Some of the wording makes kindergarteners look like geniuses. lol

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

1586 posts
7/31/2005 7:33 pm

Straightten -

I can cut some slack for the guys for whom English is a second language because English is a bitch to learn. I would hate to have to learn it. LOL

Living on this side of the ocean and not knowing how to spell or phrase things is bad. Actually, I'm wrong - it's good. (Good for my blog!)

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/31/2005 7:48 pm

This man has a mental problem.
Sounds like the spawn of Ted Bundy.

1586 posts
8/1/2005 1:54 pm

jayR -

I still haven't had a response to the question I asked him.

He's probably trying to rearrange the words "whore", "fuck" and "titted" into another sentence (sans punctuation).

That's probably the extent of his vocabulary. LOL

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