Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

DCEbony
2208 posts
3/15/2005 4:59 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest


Learning a second language is a bitch, and I can only imagine the hell of trying to learn English.

I am going under the assumption that the guy that sent me this email is having a little bit of a struggle.

I feel vaguely guilty about posting this one, but it almost made my drink come out of my nose. I realize that no one reading this knows me, but guilt hasn't been a factor in stopping me from doing things before. LOL

Here's today's winning entry in all its glory.

Hello DCEbony,
you sound very interestedness,it would nice
to hear from you and learn little more about you. Are you still with your human or any children. Please e-mail me,I'am drak,6' tall
and quite build in all the right places.It
be nice to see awhole picture of you my dear
lady.Oh you do have abirthday coming soon.So
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU".


Well, um...the early birthday greeting is very sweet.

And yes, I am still with my human. A male one.

DCEbony
1586 posts
3/16/2005 5:15 pm

Thank you, Buck. ; )

In honor of my birthday, take the day off from doing whatever it is you don't feel like doing that day.

Do it for me. LOL


nehesi2 46M

8/2/2005 8:20 pm

YOu watch The Simpsons? Why did I just envision that alien with the glass dome on his head talkin bout "Are you still with your Hue-Mon?"


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