Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

DCEbony
2208 posts
3/12/2005 6:27 pm

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10/17/2006 12:34 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest


No epic emails with snake references today.

I did get an email challenging me about the age preference that I put down on my profile. Well, considering it is my profile, I can put whatever I want down in it. So there. LOL

Aren't we all trying to cut to the chase by stating our preferences up front? That way no one wastes any time. (In theory, anyway.)

The only remark that I got in an email that made me cringe was the following:

Let's put that tong of yours to good use.

I guess he found me out. When I'm offline, I am the head of a Chinese crime family. I know I don't look Chinese, but I'm from one of the provinces where the people are a little darker-skinned. I can't specify which province it is or I'd be jeopardizing my entire operation.

We are currently smuggling Mars/Venus dictionaries onto the AdultFriendFinder website and selling them at a premium.

I thought I was putting my tong to good use, but the dictionaries aren't selling as quickly as I was hoping they would.

Dammit.

Happy Saturday!

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
3/12/2005 10:17 pm

LMAO!


IPman 60M
313 posts
3/13/2005 9:54 am

DCE,
I would like to order some wonton soup, egg rolls and a tong oh I mean thong
LOL


PailsDiverHonks 55F

3/15/2005 10:31 am

LOL! The old age challenge. I get so many of those it's not even funny.


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