Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

2208 posts
3/11/2005 6:45 pm

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Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest

Or, as IPMan said, "How Not to Get a Woman on AdultFriendFinder". (Perfection. LO

A few blog entries back, I mentioned sending a gentleman the dreaded, "I'm not interested" email. I didn't get a nasty response, but I did get another message from him today saying that he wanted to talk and did I want his phone number? LOL

That is the email equivalent of clapping your hands over your ears and saying, "la la la la la" to block out words you don't want to hear.

I figure if I answer again, it'll just invite more email so I had to utilize the handy blocking feature.

(If any guys reading this blog can think of a way this could have been handled differently, please let me know.)

Anyway, on to the main feature. As usual, I will let the missive speak for itself. Please note the interesting use of punctuation and capitalization.

...i would like to meet you. Iam not afraid of sex, knows what I like, and also knows how to treat a woman. I consider SEX to be an art and should be fun, creative and adventurous i try to keep it that way. Soooooooo, PLEASE after reading my profile and if you are still interested...Let me STIMULATE you with my talents. I challenge you. I CAN BE DISCREET

I do feel challenged.

And I gots a bit of a headache.

Everyone have a fantastic weekend! : )

IPman 61M
313 posts
3/12/2005 5:17 am

Dear DCE,

Wow I'm flattered, I'm in one of your columns, and as I guy, I don't think I did anything dumb!

Have a great weekend.

cabbie1948 46M
3 posts
3/12/2005 5:22 am

HiYa!Tell the "little"fella, that you would like his phone no. then post it here, so we can all enjoy his verble skills!!!!

markofmystery50 53M

3/12/2005 4:12 pm

Oh man, no wonder so many women don't reply to ANY e-mails. Having to sort through all of that has got to give you a headache! At least the material makes for a good laugh. Have you considered saving all this stuff and then write a book?

1586 posts
3/12/2005 6:09 pm

I had to cite my source, IPman. Credit where credit's due. LOL

As for posting his number, Cabbie, that would be mean. Amusing, but mean.

Happy Saturday!

1586 posts
3/13/2005 6:53 am

Dang, Mark...

If we were looking for the same thing, I'd jump off of this crazy website, you sexy thing. : )

Some of the emails I've been getting are not to be believed. An editor would probably think I was making this stuff up. LOL

PailsDiverHonks 55F

3/15/2005 10:12 am

After hearing about your post from someone else on this site I finally found some time to look at your postings...LMAO! Keep up the good work! I get the same type of emails. I finally stopped sending back the "thanks but no thanks" notes. Not worth it anymore.

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