Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

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3/7/2005 8:38 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest

Anyone that has stumbled across my ramblings knows how much I appreciate horrible grammar and spelling.

I also enjoy emails starting with "Wassup". Damn those friggin' Budweiser guys. Isn't that greeting played out?

"Yo" is also a delightful opener, followed by references to wanting to sample my chocolatey delights and cock pictures. All of that just excites me so, so much. Good times. Yes, good times. (It was difficult typing all of that with a straight face. LO

Without further ado, here is an excerpt from today's winner. As usual, it is in its original form:

"I do knows the value of discretion and looking for some hot fun. get in touch I want to mmet you..."

What is the appropriate reply?

I was thinking something along the lines of that recent commercial featuring Buddy Lee. ("I gots to get me some of those jeans!")

I watch too much television.

Sweet dreams or good morning depending on when you're reading this.

cabbie1948 46M
3 posts
3/8/2005 7:39 am

HIYA: well its not "YO" If you did gets those jeans, the poor soul's brain would be exposed for all the world to see!And such a small thing it is!There is no such thing as TOO MUCH T.V.

1586 posts
3/8/2005 1:29 pm

I don't mind a nice "hiya". Hiya is cool.

I'd venture to say that it takes a real man to say hiya. LOL

BigHeadBilly944 55M

3/8/2005 2:52 pm

I wonder why it is the ladies with the nicest smiles have the most to say.

Oh yeah, it's not how much you watch, it's what you watch.

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