Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

DCEbony
2208 posts
3/1/2005 3:26 pm

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10/17/2006 12:24 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest


I'm not sure what the following was supposed to inspire.

The only thing I felt was perplexed. Maybe I need to start a "WTF?" blog.

As always, I haven't changed any of the phrasing, spelling or punctuation.

You were warned, so here goes:

"I want a tasty treat some sweet the will stick to my lips and make me lick them back and forth something"

"I want a tasty treat some sweet as you pussy warm and hot ever so wet and intuiting and inviting me to lick and suck your deep I want a tasty treat some sweet"

I want a tasty treat some sweet I want eat and suck you clit rolling my tongue up and down on it as it rise closer to my lips with ever flick on my tongue I want a tasty treat some sweet

I want a tasty treat some sweet as I watch you respond to my ever movement as my hand crest you breast ever so firmly and so tenderly I want a tasty treat some sweet

I want a tasty treat some sweet to eat as roll you over and began to lick you ass pressing my tongue in your ass to priers ass I want a tasty treat some sweet to eat

I want a tasty treat some sweet as you began to mood and grown from the as filled you ass with my tongue I want a tasty treat some sweet can I have as my treat"


Huh?

Bg8nch 44M  
3 posts
3/1/2005 6:23 pm

He's a poet... and didn't even konw it.
Wait a minute... None of that rhymed. Maybe you need a "secret decoder ring" or such. Just a thought.


clairedeloonie 39F

3/1/2005 6:41 pm

Love the blog. Congratulations, you've received the worst WTF? message I've ever seen.

mooding and growning,
Claire


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
3/1/2005 9:39 pm

DC, at least you got your email today. The site evaporated my new emails that came in today, and the ones I sent out today. They are gone forever, never to be seen again. I only had a brief chance to see who had written to me, I went to respond to one, and POOF! They all disappeared. UGH! This site really drives me nuts sometimes. Oh, and I did have a really nice one-liner today, too. It went something like "what i got to do to get down wit you". Ummmm...gee, I don't know...maybe learn proper grammer and punctuation for starters? LOL

Smile.
Lusty


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
3/2/2005 11:15 am

Well, now I know the e-mails I send out could be worse....lol....


DCEbony
1586 posts
3/2/2005 3:06 pm

I thought that maybe I was tired and not understanding that particular email.

Thanks for confirming that it wasn't just me. LOL

Lusty, when I use that "get down wit you" line on someone, I'll make sure you receive proper credit.


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
3/2/2005 3:17 pm

Aw, gee thanks. LOL


markofmystery50 53M

3/2/2005 4:54 pm

I only fear that someone like that may reproduce...perhaps a future winner of a Darwin award?


Everyman1111 41M
2992 posts
2/11/2008 3:08 pm

Going by the progression of sentences ....evidently W.I.P. (Works In Progress).


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