Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

2208 posts
6/8/2005 6:09 pm

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Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest


Attention, readers!

We have a repeat contest winner.

I already devoted a blog entry to this gentleman and he's back and badder than ever. (If you look through the previous posts, he's the guy that gave me his tongue and penis measurements using decimal places.)

Anyway, his message is as follows:

Subject: My Tongue Would Fit Nicely Inside Your Pussy

I would like to suck your nipples, eat your pussy, and lick your asshole. Just let me know if I can do all 3.

We've already covered math, so maybe we should move on to foreign languages. response to his inquiry is nein, nyet and non. LOL

missy97330 47F

6/8/2005 6:29 pm

Yeah. Part of why I keep mine off. Wonder if there is a filter for these sort of emails? LOL

SingleRebel4U 34M

6/8/2005 6:48 pm

Tact, mon ami, tact!

Guys like this ruin it for those of us who actually want to be gentlemen. More important is letting someone know there is a person on the other end and not just a penis is essential in today's world.

However, email is not the best medium for showing your personality, intellect, emotion, etc, etc...

PailsDiverHonks 55F

6/8/2005 6:56 pm

lol DC, I think this was "repeat winner" week. I had the same post yesterday. My 9 inch Johnny
Glad to see you back with your emails!

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
6/8/2005 7:06 pm

Decimal points! I missed that one.
Go have a look at txrose4uNTX's blog from (i think) yesterday.
There is a gentleman there who was kind enough to include a ruler.

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/8/2005 9:04 pm

Yeah, and they wonder why we don't answer ALL our emails -- especially if they are soooo suave and debonnaire as this one was!!! lol....

You go girl!!!

rm_BabyGIrl_503 40F

6/8/2005 9:28 pm

I know I've had some winners too. I call it my fan mail. That's some funny shit.

lookin4fun651901 53M

6/8/2005 10:17 pm

you know if us guys were good at getting laid we'ld do it at the local 7-11
come on the guy is trying

DuetsKartsSmote 46M
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6/8/2005 10:33 pm


rm_chucka95 58M

6/9/2005 10:59 am


Here is my daily routine. I read the sports pages (8.567 stories per page), then the Internet to see if Michael Jackson is going to get married to a guy named Bubba (99.76578 percent chance the answer is yes), and then I anxiously sign on to A.F.F.--since I don't really get e-mails (average of 2.56743 per month), I always come to your blog first--I always love what people have to say. A good laugh lowers my blood pressure by 5.67213 percent--giving me a 76.39023 better chance of having a stronger erection some


rm_67n20 56M

6/9/2005 7:14 pm

Ya must admit he doesn't sound very appealing for a woman. But at least you didn't have to reed between the lines.

1586 posts
6/15/2005 5:48 pm

Well, if nothing else he seems to indicate that he'd do the activities mentioned in the proper sequence.

Forked tongue? I can't say that I've ever heard that one before. LOL

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