Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

2208 posts
6/5/2005 7:05 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest

It's been so long since I posted one of these, that I foolishly thought "What Not" was a thing of the past.

Well, the email I received from today's winner started out just fine. Then it rapidly went downhill.

Very discreet, professional, a little shy at first and down to earth.

Not bad, but wait. Strap yourself in. The wheels are going to come off in just a second.

I am looking for someone
Who is open minded to try new things if at first it may sound too freaky , Loves Sloppy Deep Throat Dick Sucking, Who craves the site of cum dripping from my big dick. Who loves to have sex anywhere, anytime or as frequent as possible. Who enjoys having her pussy and ass licked and penetrated deeply.

This is "a little shy at first"?

Call me psychic, but I somehow don't think he's had a peek at my blog. LOL

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
6/5/2005 8:11 pm

What makes men think like that?
That boy is nowhere NEAR earth.

rm_qcao1 48F
197 posts
6/5/2005 8:48 pm

Very funny.

IPman 60M
313 posts
6/6/2005 5:06 am

This guy did not read your profile... I wonder if he sends that email to everyone? I wonder if he gets any replies? LOL

Nice to see you back here bloging, I missed you.

rm_chucka95 58M

6/6/2005 2:56 pm

Perhaps he's got the "Summertime Blues" and he's actually remembering back to happier times when he was a kid and his ice cream cone melted all over his hands...

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