Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

DCEbony
2208 posts
5/6/2005 1:58 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest


I don't know about you, but I am thrilled to see an end to this week.

I think I need to start buying lottery tickets or something. I think my job and I may need to get a divorce. It's not doing anything for me anymore and I think we've grown apart. LOL

In the words of David Letterman, "Let's get on with this, shall we?"

HI, IM MARRIED ALSO LOOKING FOR SOME DISCREET FUN IVE NEVER BEEN WITH AN EBONY WOMEN AND THE THOUGHT OF IT SOUNDS HOT. IM 35 5'11" 180LBS. BROWN HAIR AND EYES GOOD LOOKING ITALIAN GUY. HOPEFULLY YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET TOGETHER LET ME KNOW.

Oh dear. I don't even know this guy and he's shouting at me already. Hey, let me buy a dozen pairs of expensive, non-refundable shoes with your platinum card, then yell. LOL

You know, sometimes I am half tempted to go out with one of these men just to see what they expect is going to happen. Then I change my mind fast.

I was chatting on Messenger one night with a man that IMed me saying that he dated black women exclusively. I was curious and asked him why that was. His answer, I shit you not, was "because I can fuck them harder". Yes, you read right.

I have also had another man tell me that he'd like to hear me call him "master"(!) and another charmer say that I needed to be "taught a lesson".
I'm guessing the lesson wasn't anything to do with grammar or spelling.

Nice, huh?

Now you can see why I take my sweet time getting to know someone via electronic means before I'll ever meet them face-to-face. LOL

Anyway, am I weird for not being turned on by the color of someone's skin? I have given it some thought and I can honestly say that I have never dated someone for that reason, ever.

If anyone reading this has any experiences they'd like to share, have at it.

Happy Friday!

missy97330 47F

5/6/2005 2:32 pm

Oh my gawd, sorry you have to deal with this crap. Luckily this place is a female's playground and we have lots to chose from. Hopefully some guy will see himself in this post and maybe think twice about what he says.

Open mouth, insert foot. LOL


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
5/6/2005 2:53 pm

I get strange messages also...don't we all?


AlmostASin 41M
2 posts
5/7/2005 11:59 am

Greetings Ms. Ebony,

I know I'm probably opening myself to quite the public fileting here, but I was curious why you didn't respond to my invitation from April 24th.

From the one picture on your profile, you appear to be very lovely, and from your posted comments, you are clearly a very sharp and witty woman. I'm actually very interested in getting to know you, so please respond to this at least.

And of course...be gentle with your critique of my invite Say what you will of my writing style, but I assure you, I'm quite sincere.


DCEbony
1586 posts
5/7/2005 9:56 pm

Almost -

I don't remember what I had for lunch yesterday much less something I may or may not have done last month. Having said that, if you sent me an email and didn't receive anything from me other than my auto response, well...um...that's my response. LOL

I just took a quick peek at your profile and we are definitely not looking for the same thing, that's all. It's not that I had any problem with the invite.

To be perfectly honest, virtually all of the invites I receive are from people I don't have much in common with in terms of our purpose for being on this site. I don't even look at the invites anymore. I just respond to emails as I get them.

Sorry, but there will be no public fileting. (And I don't think I filet, anyway. LO

Anyway, best of luck to you.


AlmostASin 41M
2 posts
5/8/2005 10:45 am

Why thank you, ma'am

And best of luck to you as well.


mi_mwpm 51M

5/8/2005 8:24 pm

After taking another look at your profile DC, I'm in love.

The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy.... don't find many ladies out there who list those as their favorite television shows. Up for a DVD fest? You bring the popcorn.


DCEbony
1586 posts
5/9/2005 6:37 pm

Mi -

I'm sure you'd tire of hearing me snort when I laugh or repeat lines from any of those shows ad nauseam.

There are more ladies out there like me than you think, Godhelp us...

LOL


rm_chucka95 58M

5/13/2005 3:55 am

Ebony--

I FEEL your pain. I get e-mails all the time from women who say they just want some "nice, normal guy"...YUCCCCK.....talk about some real SICKOS out there...LOL


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