Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

2208 posts
5/4/2005 3:15 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest

Greetings and salutations!

Just the other day I was marvelling at the lack of winning contest entries.

A friend (that is also on this site) reckoned that men were probably too scared to write me fearing that they'd end up being blogged. I had to remind him that only the rude, crude and (frequently) nude ones were the only ones that have "won". LOL

I still get enough email to warrant my still being here, but I haven't made the connection I was hoping to make yet. That is cool, though. I can wait.

Anyway, I digress.

Here is today's winner and let me tell you, this email turned me on oh-so much.

Hi, so I'm browsing the people on line and I come across your profile. Well, I found you quite tasty indeed... LoL... Honestly, I am quite a breast man and love to eat a juicy pussy ( and why is it that black women have the juicies looking pussies). I'm D/D free and looking for discresion as well. So, if ya manage to weed your way through all of the hundreds of e-mails I bet you get. Give me a ring...

Hmmm...Regarding the state of black women's pussies today, I'll have to defer to the gentleman on this. He is apparently very knowledgeable about the subject.

Me get hundreds of emails? Hardly, but that was a delightfully schmoozy line, wasn't it?

I'm afraid I won't be able to call. All of my means of communication stopped working all at once! Coincidentally, it happened right after I read this particular email.

I'm not sure what happened, but maybe the juices shorted everything out...

(Is it Friday yet?)

mnfun952 102M

5/4/2005 4:04 pm

Almost Friday.. but not quite... Thanks for sharing.


PailsDiverHonks 55F

5/4/2005 7:26 pm

Ahhhhh yes, I recognize that writing style

rm_MarkNGeorgia 64M
91 posts
5/4/2005 10:39 pm

Greeneyes, did he tell you white suburban housewives have the juicies looking pussies???

sportyfun56 106M

5/4/2005 10:45 pm

yes... welcomve back cutie.
keep exposing the loosers you encounter.... lol
and before you know it, you'll find a winner.

1586 posts
5/6/2005 1:25 pm

Okay...something is going on. I went to reply to a comment Rockwriter left me and hit the wrong key. It looks like I deleted it.

It was by accident, I swear!

What he'd commented on was the fact that I didn't mention anything about the spelling.

What I said in reply before I guess I deleted the post was it would be like beating the proverbial dead horse for me to say anything. LOL

((A thousand pardons, Rockwriter. Forgive me? ))

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