Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest  

DCEbony
2208 posts
4/15/2005 3:32 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Winner of Today's "What Not to Say in an Email" Contest


Sorry about the lack of blogging lately.

Life keeps getting in the way.

I also have visitors that have no idea that my secret identity as DCE exists. I'd kind of like to keep it that way. LOL

Anyway, here's today's winning post in all of its glory:

hello i am a blk male here in clinton md trying to get some pussy was wondering if we could get together and fuck i am horny ass hell hit me back be in maryland for two more weeks holla back

As difficult as it is ((sigh)) I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass.

I mean, this represents almost everything that I like to have covered in an initial email.

I'm afraid that if I met this gentleman, I just couldn't hold back. Before he knew it, I'd be putting my toothbrush next to his and rearranging his furniture to accommodate mine.

We can't have that. I would hate to force him off the market.

Everyone have a fantastic weekend! : )

PailsDiverHonks 55F

4/15/2005 4:27 pm

LOL DC! I think they come out on Fridays. I just posted my "What not to say" email.
Have a good weekend!


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
4/15/2005 5:40 pm

Lol!! And don't forget the all important.. Tampax in the medicine cabinet.. You guys have a great weekend!!!!!



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


rm_chucka95 58M

4/15/2005 8:32 pm

Hey....simple, direct and to the point. You have to admire a man who goes after what he wants....LMAO


DCEbony
1586 posts
4/17/2005 12:57 pm

Chucka, you can always find the positive. I admire that. LOL

You're right about the Tampax, Synn. In addition to the ladies' products, I should probably take some candles over to his place. Maybe I'll have my cat move in, too.


Nick0564 52M
3 posts
6/15/2005 12:20 pm

Like chuck said to the point... But he could have made it a little more exciting for you Dc


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