Whoa, Pardner! (Opinions, Please...)  

2208 posts
7/28/2005 3:33 pm

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Whoa, Pardner! (Opinions, Please...)

Happy Thursday to you!

Following up on yesterday's blog, I am happy to report that I have read just about all of my emails and have sent some responses!

About the subject title of the blog, here goes: I received four emails from one person in less than 24 hours. That is definitely a first.

Read the following and let me know what your take is. I'm curious to see if you're thinking what I'm thinking, so I not going to comment just yet.

Email Number One
Read your profile and I think that we could really have a good time together! I love sex and would love to go down on you tonight. I am a little older than you, but that also means that I am experienced and know how to take care of a lady.....you will cum even before penetration. it is faster to contact me at the following e-mail (address deleted). hope to taste you soon!

Email Number Two
What are you doing right Now! send reply to (email address deleted) and I will be right over. ....or lets meet at Ruby Tuesday's.

Email Number Three
I have sent you a couple of e-mails and you have checked out my profile. the truth is that most (all) of us here on this network are seeking something that we don't presently have. It may be companionship, it may be friendship, it amy be just pure sex, but we are all looking for something.
I reviewed all your responses on your profile-----you like oral sex....you don't like anal sex.....etc. You are an educated woman... These are all things that attract me to you. Of course, I want to have sex with you, but even an animal must have an attraction to his mate.
I believe that you and i have a lot in common in our search.....I have desires, but i am not overly kinky. I want to have sex with you, but i am not going to show you my penis until you are ready.(email deleted)
Look at my profile.....lets get together ..

Email Number Four
Its (name deleted) again....I am sorry to bother you, but I really feel that we are compatible. You obviously are an educated, intelligent, beautiful lady who has stated at least some of her needs. I too am educated, intelligent (how do you tell?) , a nice looking guy (some would say! lol) and my needs match yours. We are here in close proximity, so why not take a small chance! Please e-mail your schedule for tonight and the next couple of days.....lets set up a place to meet that you feel comfortable with. Then we can talk...feel each other out....get to know the other a little better and take it from there....

Have a beautiful day!

So what's the vibe you're getting? Please share what your gut feeling is.

Your little buddy,

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
7/28/2005 4:36 pm

This person is needy in more ways than one.
E-mail your schedule?

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/28/2005 4:37 pm

The guy comes across like he hasn't been laid this century. I still don't get these people that think that they can meet someone and have sex in and hour and a half on this site. He talks about intelligence but I'm not sure he knows the meaning of the word. Hehe, you could suggest a meeting at the local police station, that might cool his jets.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

mi_mwpm 51M

7/28/2005 8:25 pm

Dude really wants to meet you, but he needs to take a valium or something. He's definitely coming off as stalker-guy. Avoid at all costs.

nehesi2 46M

7/28/2005 8:33 pm

Since you're in a mood to respond to emails, you never answered my question about why you chose the Dolphin for the animal that best represents your personality. I'm still very curious.

rm_chucka95 58M

7/29/2005 12:20 am

Some people are just very organized, and this guy is one of those people. He has a "To-Do" list for tonight and he's trying to get it taken care of. Can't you see you're throwing his schedule ALL OFF if you don't meet him RIGHT now? I can picture what his list looks like.

1. Wash Car (45 minutes)
2. Go To Bank (15 minutes)
3. Have coffee with DCEbony (5 minutes)
4. Have sex with DCEbony (1 minute)
5. Pick-up Dry Cleaning (10 minutes)

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/29/2005 8:59 am

Hmm, what's the commonality here? Seems subtle is not a real strength with the gents. Patience, nope. Able to type with an erection, yep.

[blog talldarkavg1]

(Juan S)
2642 posts
7/29/2005 12:15 pm

Hi-larious. I never thought I would have a dissenting opinion, but...I can't tell a lie.
My take on homeboy is that 1. He really believes that you two are compatible.
2. He has "NO GAME", 3. You would probably make his entire existence on this planet more palpatble by simply having a coffee with him. I would never suggest putting yourself in danger, so I would say if you meet him, do it at like a mall, have a girlfriend or guyfriend to come along. Ground rules: He leaves 20 minutes before you do, unless he actually surprises you and turns out to be nice,but just nerdy...I mean needy.
On the converse. I wouldn't have time to do that much charity work,so you probably don't either. Tell him in an e-mail to slow his roll, he's coming off like a stalker and why is he acting so desparate. His true colors will show. Either he will act an ass or he will redeem himself.

(Juan S)
2642 posts
7/29/2005 12:17 pm

Oh yeah...and you're throwing his schedule OFF!!! LOL.

1586 posts
7/29/2005 7:58 pm

Thanks for weighing in, everyone.

You've all confirmed what I was thinking myself.

I admit to having a flair for the dramatic, but I don't think I'm overstating things when I say this dude freaked me the hell out.

I'm the sort of person that always peeks outside before I answer the door, so the chances of me emailing my schedule to a total stranger will happen when Tom Cruise sits on a shrink's couch with a belly full of Ritalin.

("You're glib, DCE...You're glib!")

1586 posts
7/29/2005 8:04 pm

Nehesi -

My bad. I have been plugging away at answering emails and I hadn't gotten to the dolphin question yet. D-oh!

Why do I like dolphins? I think it's because of the smile they present to the world. Everyone assumes that they're fun-loving, silly creatures but they are really very smart.

People see one thing and they're something entirely different. You can't make them do anything they want to do and they're very social creatures. I guess I can relate.

Next time you meet up with a dolphin, ask him. He'll confirm what I've said.

Then he'll probably splash some sea water in your face, give you a farewell squeak and go on his merry way. LOL

1586 posts
7/29/2005 8:07 pm

Chucka -

You forgot something on that checklist.

6. Dispose of DCE's body making it look like a coffee-related accident.

1586 posts
7/29/2005 8:12 pm

Sizzle -

His emails have actually put me off so much that I'm not considering a meeting at all. Instead of telling him to slow his roll, I'd like him to come to a complete stop. I'm trying to think of a polite way to phrase it. (I've had another email today, btw.)

When I do meet anyone it's always in a casual, public setting, so no worries there. I do have a friend that knows exactly where I'm going and who I'm planning to meet. He's prepared to kick ass and take names if need be, but it's never come to that. LOL

1586 posts
7/29/2005 8:13 pm

Mi, Sexy and Honni -

I concur. LOL

1586 posts
7/29/2005 8:15 pm

jayR -

You're right. I absolutely did say WTF when I read the request for the schedule.

I think you and I are hanging out online too much. You're reading my thoughts. LOL

1586 posts
7/29/2005 8:15 pm

Daphne -

One wrong word in what you suggested: "meeting". LOL

1586 posts
7/29/2005 8:16 pm


You've just added another number to the list of things to do that Chucka generously provided.

7. Have keyboard shampooed.

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