The Plot Thickens  

2208 posts
9/21/2005 2:36 pm

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The Plot Thickens

On a few occasions, I've gotten emails in response to something I've posted to the blog under the "What Not" heading.

Good sports, these guys.

They're grown up enough to know that I'm taking what they've said and run off into a stupid direction. (It's sort of like "Whose Line is it Anyway?", minus the host and the talent.)

One guy (after reading the comments left by others) really got to see what the response to his approach was and said that he'd adjust future emails to women accordingly. He hadn't been emailing people long and assumed that it was the way he was expected to talk to women, this being a "sex site" and all.

The other two guys said something to the effect of "ha ha, you got me". I didn't hear anything from either of them again, nor did I expect to. Once we were past the initial emails, I'm sure they realized that wasn't anything about me that truly interested them and vice versa. That's life.

Well, that brings me to the reason I started this post.

I heard from Slurpboy today and he is not very happy. Not at all. In the interest of showing both sides of the story, I will post the two emails he sent me this afternoon.

Number One
I was checking out your site and I read a story that was simular to mine and you figure it out! I wrote this story about three years ago and your slurpboy stole it!!!! He cant even cum up with anything original!!! Fucking copycat! if you dont believe me I have proof!!

He then copied the entire email that he'd sent previously.

Flash forward eight minutes. A new email:

Number Two
Thats fucked up how you would post something up there without my permission. How rude!!! I guess you have nothing else better to do!!

Actually, if we're going to get picky, I think recycling a three year old story and distributing it to a myriad of different women is kind of rude. Clearly I'm not the first (or last) recipient of this email. That tells me that he didn't bother to read the profile to get a sense of the person he sent his epic to.

Now, if I was really going to be foul, I'd do something like give away enough hints (age, location, physical attributes, etc.) to allow anyone reading the blog to find this person themselves.

A few weeks back, I was reading a blog where the woman had posted a rude and nasty email she'd received from someone. She didn't name names, but the guy left a response on her blog and "outed" himself. D'OH! That was hee-larious and I wish I'd remembered to copy the link.

All joking aside, what I really get from this guy's "erotic tale" is that the focus is on him. He may describe the female anatomy in great (and agonizing detail), but it's only in regard to what what he wants to do and how he wants to control the entire situation.

It's not me that he thought he wanted. It is any woman with a cactus hole. Getting that sort of email is not remotely flattering. Not to me, anyway.

It says right on my blog's title page not to take anything I say seriously, so I wish Slurpboy had read some of my blog before he emailed me. If you send me an Penthouse Forum-style story, a crude email or some nasty pics, it's almost a certainty that it will be discussed on the blog.

There are some folks that use this place as an online diary and get deep into their personal lives. Not me!

My blog is a shallow little area of cyberspace with bad jokes and silly comments on it, period. It's like fast food for the brain. I'm not talking the healthy choices on the Value Menu. It is pure, undadulterated junk and I make no apologizies for it.

As for the assumption that I have nothing better to do, that part is totally true.

I don't have a family, friends, a job, pets or a life away from my computer. I've been found out. Dang. I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling kid with the ginormous tongue.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/21/2005 3:16 pm

Don't feel bad I am sitting here reading his crap what's that tell you!

five_speed 41M

9/21/2005 5:50 pm

I love your blog.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/21/2005 7:26 pm

Don't sell yourself short, DC.
Your blog is a tasty breakfast burrito (what are those things in there?)
Mine is the six piece chicken nuggets that fell on the floor of the car on the way home.

PoiseGrownMorax 49M
4 posts
9/21/2005 8:24 pm

You definitely have an editor's sense of humor. Keep doing it your way.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
9/21/2005 10:32 pm

Laugh, Slurpboy outted himself on one of your posts in the comments.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

AnnandDan2005 71M/67F
23 posts
9/22/2005 4:27 am

I know ginormous is a word or you wouldn't have used it. But for the life of me, I don't know what it means.

Heartnsoul768 52M
360 posts
9/22/2005 7:09 am

DCE .... You the woman !!!!! I don't think one can get a copywrite for what is written on a message board or sent in email. So I don't think permission is needed to reproduce writings. How comes all the women who reply to DCE are so damn good looking???? You gals are hot !!!!!

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:10 pm

Saintlianna -

Pain is often lessened when it is shared with others. LOL

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:11 pm

Five Speed -

I love it when you talk all purdy to me.

(Thank you, but I love your blog more.)

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:12 pm

jayR -

Oh, hush.

Your blog is on the real menu that comes with fries and a drink.

Mine is strictly Value Menu fare.

I'm not objecting. Someone has to fulfill that role. LOL

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:14 pm

Plaidale -

Thanks for visiting my blog.

I can't do this blog any other way than the way I've been doing it. It's over a hundred posts old now, so I'm officially set in my ways.

I'll have to take your word on having an editor's sense of humor. (I assume they're warped individuals. LO

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:18 pm

Daphne -

I went back to read comments on my previous post and I saw the "outing"!

I didn't do anything to identify him and he done did it himself, so what can I say?

Anyway, I'm glad that I have witnesses will attest to the fact that I did nothing to reveal his identity.

Even if he didn't say anything, I'm sure the slurping noises would have given him away.

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:24 pm

Humboldthonni -

Maybe I need to hire you to be my publicist.

I was reading what you wrote and wondered whose blog you were referring to. LOL

Thanks for your kind words, btw.

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:26 pm

Annanddan -

"Ginormous" is a handy combination of "gigantic" and "enormous".

You won't find that word in any of the official dictionaries, but I do believe it should be.

It's right up there with "craptacular".

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:28 pm

Heartnsoul -

I hang with these women online in hopes that their hotness will rub off on me.

Boy, I guess that sounds kind of sexual.

Anyway, I'm secure enough in my sexuality to say that any of the women here can rub their hotness off on me any time.

Some of the guys, too. But I'm not saying who. LOL

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