Surely You Jest  

2208 posts
9/21/2005 6:12 pm

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Surely You Jest


The is the first time I've ever had a three-peat in the world of blogging.

I haven't responded to the following email, but I figured I'd put it out there to see what you creative folks have to say about it. It came to me from someone a few states away.


No offense but number 1 you look amazing.. Secondly I love someone younger than myself. Third, I have to ask and very interested to know if you might be the kinda woman that gets very wet...especially juices being either milky, or creamy thick or just generally very wet...would be incredible to know maybe see that.. Im (name deleted) btw from (city and state deleted).. Really a nice person and down to earth... maybe you get to (state deleted) if not that’s ok.. Message me back anyway if and when you get the chance to ok... im on (IM screen name deleted) or email: (email address deleted) oh another thing lol.. I especially like if she gets that way either using a toy (solo) or fingering, or a mans tongue licking.. Btw my tongue can touch the tip of my nose... so ya know.. Have a great day... (name deleted)

ps: would absolutely love to see a pic or two or nice and wet if you got one.. i can send some as well.

The first thing that came to mind was, "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Dayum is right.

There isn't even a full moon, so I can't blame getting this email on that! LOL

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/21/2005 9:32 pm

it happens to guys too sometimes. i just got a letter from a gal requesting a pic from me. she was a shadowy type of girl from what i could see. jeesh. seems like she would have sent one of her along with a request for one of me. go figure...

redmustang91 57M  
8604 posts
9/21/2005 9:54 pm

Sounds like you made a conquest! Wet yet?

Heartnsoul768 52M
360 posts
9/22/2005 7:15 am

Milky, or creamy thick ????? I'm sorry, but if I see any female juices fitting those descriptions .... I'm outta there!!!! That ain't no milkshake blender down there.

rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/22/2005 7:28 am

I wonder if he can pick his nose with his tongue?
That could come in handy...I guess.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/22/2005 12:20 pm

At least you didn't get one I got that said "I luv old pussy". He was 28 and I am 34, cmon!!!!

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:30 pm

Mzhunyhole -

If you'd like me to re-route some of my email, I'd be more than happy. LOL

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:34 pm

Keith -

My darling, you are trying to use logic on this website. You really need to stop that. LOL

My rule of thumb is never to ask for something I'm not prepared to give myself.

That doesn't stop the blank profile/no picture/shadowy folks from putting in their requests, though.

You'd be totally justified in saying, "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours" to Ms Shadowy.

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:36 pm

Redmustang -

If you want count the drink I spat down the front of my shirt when I opened that email, sure I'm wet.

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:41 pm

Humboldthonni -

Didn't you see the fine print when you signed up to be on this website?

Apparently so long as you have female parts, you're expected to share them with whoever asks.

You're also supposed to travel to give it up, and you know what "it" is. ((nudge, nudge, wink, wink))

All of this is to be done without regard for your personal safety or particular taste in sexual partners.

(The sad thing is, someone might read the remarks I just made and take them seriously. LO

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:48 pm

Valleyrat -

Sometimes the best things in life are free...and unsolicited. LOL

I have thought about posting emails that I've responded to, but then I'd have to get into explaining why I responded to them. That in turn would mean getting into personal stuff.

I may do it in the future, but I'm not comfortable saying very much about myself in this forum at the moment. (Main reason: I am totally paranoid that I'll say too much, do a Slurpboy and out myself on my blog. It would not be a good thing on many levels and would affect people other than myself.)

For now I'm sticking to my shallow online persona. LOL

1586 posts
9/22/2005 1:51 pm

Heartnsoul -

Kelis had that song about her "Milkshake", so maybe that's what she was talking about. She never did explain what it was.

Maybe this guy knows something!

Perhaps you can email him for further explanation.

I'm taking myself way the hell out of this potential discussion.

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
9/22/2005 6:01 pm

I have two things to say here:

1. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! Milky, creamy thick?



1586 posts
9/22/2005 7:57 pm

Lusty -

You forgot a couple of other words:

3. UGH




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