Short, But Strange  

DCEbony
2208 posts
8/28/2005 7:06 am

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Short, But Strange


Even though it says "straight" on my profile, I do get occasional emails from women. I don't get all defensive about it because the more people that dig you, the better. I just happen to dig men, that's all. LOL

Anyway, I received a message from a woman in North Carolina and this is what it said:

I have a friend (AdultFriendFinder handle deleted) that lives in Waldorf MD. He would like to meet you.

Isn't that weird?

If he has a handle on this website, why couldn't he send his own email? LOL

Or maybe I've got it all wrong and she's his "representative" (i.e. pimp). I could go off on a Deuce Bigalow-related tangent about manginas and he-bitches, but I haven't had any caffeine yet and I'm not firing on all cylinders.

As a side note, "Deuce" lives too far from Frederick so it wouldn't have worked even if I was interested.

I had better run because evil Starbucks is a-callin' and I must answer.

Have a great Sunday!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/28/2005 8:45 am

DC, from your picture and your excellent writing, you are absolutly not desperate so I don't why you would be getting offers from man-whores.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/28/2005 9:18 am

If I had known you were going to starbucks I would have gotten my ass out of bed sooner .
Maybe next week

Mangina- that's a new one for me


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/28/2005 9:19 am

Short but strange, that's what they say about me


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
52M
2642 posts
8/28/2005 10:22 am

Sceretly planning a threesome probably...lol


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/28/2005 11:18 am

I've been contacted before by a guy using a female friend's account. I thought that was weird. But at lest she wasn't writing for him.

It takes all kinds and for some reason they keep finding us.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/28/2005 5:35 pm

Saintlianna -

I figure a girl is entitled to one odd email a day. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/28/2005 5:36 pm

jayR -

"Mangina" is a fantastic word. I plan to slip it into any future conversation I may have at least once.

Maybe twice if I'm with someone that is offended by the word. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/28/2005 5:39 pm

Sizz -

I've encountered a few men supposedly trying to set up threesomes.

Who knows?

I have enough trouble concentrating on one person, much less two. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/28/2005 5:41 pm

Daphne -

Yeah! If he was with his friend and typed an explanation as to why he was using her account, it would have made more sense.

It wouldn't make a difference regarding my interest, I need logic, dammit.


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/28/2005 5:42 pm

Valleyrat -

Now that make sense.

So if I went on a date with this guy, do you reckon his friend would sit between us and do his talking for him? LMAO


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/29/2005 2:08 pm

mmmmmmm starbucks......I think one of the personalities is a female is all. Harmless enough.

[blog talldarkavg1]


five_speed 41M

8/29/2005 7:11 pm

if he contacts you directly, just tell him "don't make me he-bitch man-slap your ass!"


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
8/30/2005 2:25 pm

Dont you just love these generous women who wants to give you a man that they can have for themselves? I have had this happen to me too.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/6/2005 8:03 am

TDA -

See why I like you so much? You always offer the best alternative explanations.

I forgot that a lot of people do indeed have multiple personalities! LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/6/2005 8:04 am

Five Speed -

I believe it is "yo' ass". LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/6/2005 8:05 am

Straightten -

Maybe I should have replied and asked her if she'd date him herself. LOL


rm_cdp5370 46F

9/6/2005 11:36 am

Well, I've had it happen only I was looking for a bi female. The male was just a friend and thought we would be a good fit. He was right. She started out as a physical friend and now our relationship has matured to a very good platonic friendship. I was open minded about the situation and didn't think it was strange at all. I have a few male friends that I would hook up if the right female came along. Just because were friends doesn't mean the male has to be available for that person. You never know, the male might not be searching where your profile is posted. An the female just happen to be searching for herself.


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/7/2005 1:13 pm

cdp5370 -

Thanks for visiting the blog.

I never thought of it from the perspective you're describing to be perfectly honest.

I now consider myself to be educationed on the concept of the "ventriloquist email". LOL


grendle69 42M
27 posts
9/21/2005 11:14 pm

Theory: 'She' could've been the same person as the man being recommended. He merely uploads a woman's pics to a made up profile and then pretends to be referred. It's popularly known that female members gravitate more toward male members with prior female approval. Being introduced by another woman makes the situation more comfortable...


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