Secret Agent Man?  

2208 posts
8/12/2005 4:18 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Secret Agent Man?

It's been a lonnnng week, Gentle Readers!

A few days ago I received an email from an individual that was sounding pretty interesting at first. Then I continued to read and the wheels came off. LOL

I have a professional career in intelligence with the government that is all I’m allowed to tell you about that. I can say that it has me traveling and possibly leaving town at a moments notice. (People don’t seem to believe this, so if you can’t handle that and my need for discretion, you can stop reading now, although it gets better).

Oh, I'm sure I could handle it - if I believed it. LOL

Okay I have a very demanding job and it seems I’m very busy so when I have free time I have other energy I need to take care of. I’m with people at my job all the time and I don’t like mixing work with pleasure, attachment in my career gets to close without that happening. So I look outside my work to meet a selective group of friends. As you can see I live a very adventurous life style, so I need to meet people that are very discreet and enjoy adventure, which includes one on one, maybe a strip club for enjoyment. I know of a swing event in Philly this month and would love to attend. You have to realize that that I can drop out of communication at any time, so I’m not trying to form any romantic or long term relationship

Drops out of communication at will, huh? As Dana Carvey's Church Lady character used to say, "How conveeeeenient."

Okay, although I love passionate encounters. I 100% believe in safe sex!

Okay, OKAY! I'm guessing this is what it's like to have a conversation with Quentin Tarantino.

Now, I love women, I adore them, I like satisfying them in anyway they like within reason, and when I make them cum I love making them cum over and over. I like the curves of a women’s body, the smoothness and softness of her breast, perky nipples that get hard to my attention.

Get HARD to my attention. Nah. That doesn't sound right. GET hard to my attention. Nope. Get hard to MY attention. Still sounds weird. Aw, never mind. Keep reading.

I like a woman that has a drop dead body and knows how to use it. I love the taste of a tight pussy and foreplay anywhere without getting caught, like in a dark corner of a club.

Am I to assume that loose pussy just doesn't have the same flavor? That is blantant pussyism. We hear a lot about racism and sexism, but pussyism is one of those issues people just don't talk about. What's up with prejudice against looser pussies? This is an outrage. An outrage, I tell you!

Hey, and what happened to the part about discretion? So far we have our hero in a strip club, at a swing event and indulging in public gropage. Not to mention the fact that this website is pretty darned public. Why, he could potentially blow his cover.

So how about it, if you are (directing me to another site at anyway shape or form will not get a back response) interested, lets arrange a meet over lunch, dinner or drinks.

(Name Deleted)

Well, let's go over the facts.

This is a guy that wants to have sex on demand and will drop out of sight whenever he feels like it. Well, what are we waiting for? Sign me up. I love waiting around for someone that can only see me when it's convenient for him!


If I was a photograph, he would be my negative. Talk about opposite objectives! LOL

I have no idea why he wrote to me at all, but I'm thinking that this is probably one of those mass emails. I guess he followed the sneeze theory - do it in a crowd and you're bound to hit someone.

Hope you have a marvelous weekend!

rm_qcao1 48F
197 posts
8/12/2005 9:30 pm

LOL...I always have so much fun reading your come up with the most interesting comments ever...

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
8/12/2005 9:57 pm

At least he didn't use the age old adage of "If I tell you I'd have to kill you" when talking about his job.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

Heartnsoul768 52M
360 posts
8/12/2005 10:22 pm

Secret Service ..... There's one you don't hear often. The best I could ever come with was peanut vendor for the local minor league baseball team, well at least mine could be somewhat believable.

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
8/12/2005 11:15 pm

That thing about getting out of town at a moments notices would have me climbing trees to get away from this guy. Hell he could be a sniper himself doing professional hits. Or is he one of those who dip in and out of the MOB witness protection program? Do the job then go hide for a while. Oh and that dark corner of a club is where I would leave him laid out alone. I would be scared to see him in the daylight, much less a dark corner.

Keep them coming DC

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

1586 posts
8/13/2005 8:24 am

Valleyrat -

No need to report him. I'm sure his superiors have found out about his clandestine email activities and they're working him over in the basement of headquarters right now...

1586 posts
8/13/2005 8:25 am

gcao1 -

Thanks for visiting again. I'm glad you're managing to enjoy my blogs despite some of the painful emails I've received. LOL

1586 posts
8/13/2005 8:26 am

Daphne -

I'm pretty sure that would have been the next thing he said if I'd asked him to tell me about his job. LOL

1586 posts
8/13/2005 8:28 am

Heartnsoul -

Now that you've read this posting, you now know that the "secret job I can't tell you about" excuse just doesn't fly.

The sound you hear in the background is disbelieving people laughing their asses off.

Stick to the peanut vendor routine. Much more plausible. LOL

1586 posts
8/13/2005 8:30 am

Kat -

Maybe this email is from the dude you worked with!

When you read the message in its entirety without my comments sprinkled throughout it, it does have a pompous air to it.


1586 posts
8/13/2005 8:31 am

Straightten -

I wouldn't want to do anything to jeopardize his top secret career.

I am staying well away to help him with his mission.

It will be a sacrifice, but I will do it like the brave little soldier I am.

1586 posts
8/13/2005 8:34 am

Humboldhonni -

You are such a nice lady. I was thinking of a stronger word than "cad" myself. LOL

I'm just hoping that these guys actually look at the blog and make some much needed adjustments to their approaches.

If they don't believe me, they need to take a look at the comments that other people leave.

five_speed 41M

8/15/2005 4:56 am

maybe he's a necrophiliac... he likes a woman with a drop dead body... creepy!

1586 posts
8/15/2005 5:57 pm

Five Speed -

You may have a point there. In theory there is supposed to be a lid for every pot.

Even creepy ones. LOL

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