Pictures of Richard  

DCEbony
2208 posts
8/21/2005 2:18 pm

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Pictures of Richard

On my profile, it says a little something about me not wanting to have dick pics sent to me.

It was explained to me that some people in The Lifestyle need to see the pictures in advance so that they know that the person and his fun pieces are what they're looking for. Absolutely understandable. I just don't want or need to see the pictures myself.

Does that stop some men from sending them to me anyway? No. LOL (I got one just before I started to write this post.)

I thought about it and I just figured out that I've been approaching the dick pic issue the wrong way!

Now read this: I have changed my mind!

I do indeed want to see your penis picture - but only if it is the same size as my friend Woody "Bubba" Johnson's penis. (Please see the photograph to the left for your reference.) If yours is bigger than his, well bless your heart -- and your massive manhood.

If you can provide photos of yourself walking, having sex (with a willing, happy participant), rollerblading or sleeping on your belly with an appendage the size of Woody's, even better!

Thanking you in advance for your consideration,
DCE

P.S.: Have a great week.



Heartnsoul768 52M
360 posts
8/22/2005 10:10 am

DCE ... You brought up a good point. Is bigger always better?? I've seen the ads .. Needed BIG DICK. Not average, not slightly above average, and heaven forbid not less than average ... They want the BIG one. To those women ... I think you should offer up Woody.
We've also seen the ads where a guy asks for a BIG ass. I don't think he'd want the biggest ass, because you can walk into any fast food restaurant at lunchtime and find a 5 foot wide turd cutter taking up the whole bench seat. Big ass or not .... I'm sure that same guy who is asking for a big ass would pass.


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
8/22/2005 1:08 pm

Please let us know when that one arrives


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/22/2005 3:43 pm

Heartnsoul -

You really do learn something new every day!

I have never, ever heard the ass referred to as a "turd cutter" before. ROFLMAO

I can't speak for other women, but I much prefer an average-sized man. Being jackrabbited with a giant penis is not on my top ten list of things to do. Plus I've never found the sex to be any better because of it.


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/22/2005 3:44 pm

jayR -

Not only will I let you know, I will arrange for a parade to take place right on Main Street in Blogland. LOL


backpackerguy 59M
9 posts
8/24/2005 4:56 pm

Hey, I think I have this one figured out DCE. In your Blog "The Epic - Part II," you asked the very important question; "- Where is this activity going on that would cause his partner to buck out of her seat?"
Answer: that guy must be proportioned like the guy in your pic.


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/25/2005 3:26 pm

Backpackerguy -

There's a difference between bucking out of one's side and fleeing from one's seat.

I would fall into the latter category, never to return. LOL


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