Penis Haiku and Review II  

DCEbony
2208 posts
7/13/2006 9:29 am

Last Read:
10/23/2006 4:44 pm

Penis Haiku and Review II

Greetings, all!

Behold today's sample to the left of the screen. Notice the composition of the picture.

It appears that the photographer is literally offering his penis to the viewer, doesn't it? Any takers out there?

It is now time to marry the bad picture with a little bad haiku.

Boy of twenty-six
Thinks I want to see his dick
Couldn't be more wrong


Before any twenty-something year old guy gets mad at me, consider that I am old, bitter, grumpy and consider anyone under the age of thirty a child. LOL

The one mistake I made in my last review was not qualifying my answers. I'll remember to do it from here on out.

Perceived Personality: 2
Mr. Happy doesn't look, well, happy. It seems like he was roused from a deep sleep. He may even be a little annoyed.

Shape/Color/Attractiveness: 1
The purple head, brown shaft and blue vein just aren't aestetically pleasing somehow. Maybe it's the camera angle or the color of the pulled down underwear throwing things off. I dunno.

Area Grooming: 3
From what I can see, no hedgeclippers are needed. Good job.

Overall Appeal: 2
Yep. It's a penis.

Score: 8 out of 20

I should get back to doing some actual work, so I will bid you a fond adieu for now.

Have a great day and thanks for visiting!


TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
7/13/2006 1:19 pm

LOL...nice haiku once again.
I agree...that vein...makes me want to stick a needle in it and draw blood.

You have a great day too.


swooness 35F

7/13/2006 3:20 pm

hmmm...do you think that maybe being an official penis inspector could be a good job? would definitely have its perks (hehem...closing door now), but then again, it would have its drawbacks - "ready to get hard? oh, you are already? huh...um...yeah...NEXT!"


rm_shaveclean2 56M/43F
691 posts
7/13/2006 6:57 pm

LMFAO>>>>>>>>>>>AS ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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runzwithknives 60F

7/13/2006 7:44 pm

No erotic thoughts
Of wanting little sleeper
He is just a babe

Hey, bad hiaku is really fun Can we all play with you here?


runzwithknives 60F

7/13/2006 7:46 pm

No erotic thoughts
Of wanting little sleeper
He is just a babe

Hey, bad haiku is really fun Can we all play with you here?


lucadoe 54F

7/13/2006 10:47 pm

a great obsevation...lol


chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
7/14/2006 3:02 am

Anyone under 30 is a child? Let me assure you DCE, I may have the mind of an adolescent, but I have the body of a pensioner.


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/14/2006 6:30 am

    Quoting humboldthonni:
    Sleepy Mr Penis Head
    helped up by three fingered digital grasp
    will soon fall back aslumber
Double H -

Hey, girl...I think you have a career in penis-related haiku writing. I think the market is wide open! LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/14/2006 6:31 am

    Quoting TheRealThing655:
    LOL...nice haiku once again.
    I agree...that vein...makes me want to stick a needle in it and draw blood.

    You have a great day too.
TRT -

The vein really is a distraction, isn't it?

I hate needles so I propose we just throw a sheet over everything.


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/14/2006 6:34 am

    Quoting swooness:
    hmmm...do you think that maybe being an official penis inspector could be a good job? would definitely have its perks (hehem...closing door now), but then again, it would have its drawbacks - "ready to get hard? oh, you are already? huh...um...yeah...NEXT!"


Swooness -

It would be a great job - provided you're dealing with clean individuals. Some dudes won't even put on deodorant so you can only imagine how they treat the rest of their bodies. ((cringe))

Thanks for visiting, btw!


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/14/2006 6:37 am

    Quoting runzwithknives:
    No erotic thoughts
    Of wanting little sleeper
    He is just a babe

    Hey, bad haiku is really fun Can we all play with you here?
Runz -

Of course you can play! The more bad haiku in this world, the better.

Besides...limericks are too hard. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/14/2006 6:38 am

    Quoting lucadoe:
    a great obsevation...lol
Lucadoe -

As you know, there is plenty to "observe" on this site. Even when you don't want to see it. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/14/2006 6:40 am

    Quoting chasingfun27:
    Anyone under 30 is a child? Let me assure you DCE, I may have the mind of an adolescent, but I have the body of a pensioner.
Chasing -

I am old, bitter and grumpy and you have the body of a pensioner.

It could be a match made in heaven.

Maybe all twenty-something guys aren't so bad after all...


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/14/2006 6:44 am

    Quoting rm_shaveclean2:
    LMFAO>>>>>>>>>>>AS ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    g
g -

So many penises, so many bad haikus to write.

Stay tuned...


MarcoPolo197676 40M
541 posts
7/14/2006 9:30 pm

Ha,Ha, no worries from this under 30, no meat and two veg shots for me, there is better ways to present yourself. Thks for the advice.


lix4pleasure04 46M

7/15/2006 12:33 am

you are a riot...but then you know where you stand with me!....sunday....you know sunday is a special day......just tell them that they need to do what they need to do....even tho the 19th is cool....the 16th is better!!!!
just wanted to let you know i'm following you even tho it might not always be on messenger...by the way.......GOOD LUCK BABY DOLL! MISS YOU!


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/15/2006 7:36 am

    Quoting MarcoPolo197676:
    Ha,Ha, no worries from this under 30, no meat and two veg shots for me, there is better ways to present yourself. Thks for the advice.
Marco -

Thanks for visiting!

There are way too many meat and two veg shots on this site for them to be interesting anymore. LOL

As for the advice, you're welcome.


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/15/2006 7:39 am

    Quoting lix4pleasure04:
    you are a riot...but then you know where you stand with me!....sunday....you know sunday is a special day......just tell them that they need to do what they need to do....even tho the 19th is cool....the 16th is better!!!!
    just wanted to let you know i'm following you even tho it might not always be on messenger...by the way.......GOOD LUCK BABY DOLL! MISS YOU!
Why, Lix -

You have finally stopped lurking and left me a comment. I'm honored.

Sunday is a very special day, indeed. I hope that you'll treat the day with the reverence that it deserves.

Thanks for the luck, babe. I'm going to need it! I'll let you know what the deal is as soon as I'm able to.

(Miss you too, Irish.)


CravesChocolate 56M
88 posts
8/18/2006 8:42 pm

Thanks for brining this up DC (no pun intended). Why is it that so many men use dick pictures. It's like they are trolling the water thinking that the women are going to take one look and jump on a plane to go find it. "Look Eunice it's a dick, quick let's go fetch it before it gets away." I mean does this actually ever work? EVER? I have seen more post from women saying that they are turned off by it but that never seems to deter the penis pics. And why is it that the pics that they show always look like they should be embarrassed about their dick and not advertising it. I've seen some really sorry ass dick pics that look like they are diseased or pre-puberty. The amazing thing is that they can't even be humiliated into putting their friend away. This is why they will be whacking again tonight and tomorrow and the next nite....


DCEbony
1586 posts
8/19/2006 9:55 pm

    Quoting CravesChocolate:
    Thanks for brining this up DC (no pun intended). Why is it that so many men use dick pictures. It's like they are trolling the water thinking that the women are going to take one look and jump on a plane to go find it. "Look Eunice it's a dick, quick let's go fetch it before it gets away." I mean does this actually ever work? EVER? I have seen more post from women saying that they are turned off by it but that never seems to deter the penis pics. And why is it that the pics that they show always look like they should be embarrassed about their dick and not advertising it. I've seen some really sorry ass dick pics that look like they are diseased or pre-puberty. The amazing thing is that they can't even be humiliated into putting their friend away. This is why they will be whacking again tonight and tomorrow and the next nite....
Craves -

Someone on this site (I can't recall who)told me that some men active in The Lifestyle post the dick pics so that their potential partners can see what they're working with. I understand that. It's kind of like a calling card of sorts. LOL

My issue is the dudes that email the pictures completely unsolicited - especially to someone like me that states emphatically that I don't need to see their stuff.

Well, I guess if the pictures stopped altogether, I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.

Thanks for visiting my blog!


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