Part II of Part II  

DCEbony
2208 posts
9/23/2005 11:38 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Part II of Part II


This is going to be a pretty short post (by DCE standards) because I have got the headache from hell.

I think Slurpy's DCE voodoo doll has the pin stuck smack in the middle of the forehead. (We know it can't be his dick because, well, it's just too large for him to hold much less plant in a doll's head.)

At this point I'm sure you're all breathless and waiting to read the end of this story. No? Maybe to just get it over with because you started this journey with me and you feel compelled to finish it.

I now give you Part II of Part II:

I slide in another inch but no more letting adjust to that as I suck on my finger and slightly message the head of that clit! I keep on inching my way in until the head of this dick is rubbing the bottom of that pussy as I begin to pull it it feels like a loss to you to have had so much now its gone you want me back inside you but I tease you just a little more. I cant take no more as I grab your ass and pull you all the way up to me. I hear you yell out as I have my way with your juicy pussy throbbing pulsating as I shove this dick deeper and deeper inside you making sure I hit the bottom of that pussy every time I go in. You wrap your arms around my head eager to let out that cum that has been sitting on the edge of your pussy ever since I penetrated it. Finally I find that G-spot and hip it repeatedly and you yell out as FUCK....ME...DEEPER and let out a orgasm that consumed your whole body and at the same time I grunted in your ear Im cumming with my dick jumping inside your pussy you squeeze me hard and held me for what seemed like weeks as your pussy emptied its juices all over my dick. I felt your leg jumping as I lay beside you!

Hmmm.

I've compiled a quick list of everything that we've covered here:

-clit messaging (check)

-mentions of "this dick" (check)

-bad female dialogue (check)

-multiple uses of the word "pussy" (check)

-devastatingly unsexy descriptions of orgasm (check)

-spastic limb reference (check)

Why is the Destiny's Child song "Jumpin' Jumpin'" in my head now? With different lyrics, of course. If you don't know the song, skip this part because it will bore you. (Ladies leave your man at home/Buddy's got a giant dick and it's more than full grown/Fellas don't even try to compare/'Cause his stuff's so good a girl's leg starts jumpin', jumpin...)

I am going to retire to the bedroom (alas, alone) to attempt to do something about this migraine. Aided by some good meds, of course.

If I don't post ever again, you can assume that the DCE voodoo doll has been put through a garbage disposal or is floating someplace in Chesapeake Bay.

Have a great weekend!


rm_jayR63 59F
1884 posts
9/23/2005 3:25 pm

Darn.
This feels like a loss to me to have had so much now its gone.

I'm not familiar with the destiny's Child tune, I'm reminded ot the Willie Dixon song, "Mellow Down Easy"


five_speed 41M

9/23/2005 6:15 pm

I'd have a head ache too, if I had to read this kind of stuff. ugh.


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/23/2005 9:30 pm

I will swim out to get it if it ends up in they Bay, okay?

Listen to this, 18 years old, one line-"Got any pics?"

2 days later this one-" U don't like to reply, do u?"

No shit sherlock, I am old enough to be your mother! What is wrong with these people?


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
9/23/2005 10:01 pm

As Devo once said...
"Hip it. Hip it good."

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


PassionateBeat 44M

9/24/2005 5:05 am

---DCEbony---
LOL DCEbony... hilarious
passionatebeat


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/24/2005 8:24 am

Fivey -

I would never want to be responsible for giving you a headache, so I'll give you a warning prior to my posting anything like this again.

If you do find yourself in the position of getting one, I can think of one or two things that could get rid of it for you....

((walks away whistling))


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/24/2005 8:26 am

Valleyrat -

An orgasm isn't something I've generally thought of letting out.

I thought you only "let out" crude bodily functions like belches and farts. Oh, and cats.

Boy, was I wrong! LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/24/2005 8:30 am

Saintlianna -

The 18 - 22 year olds all seem to be reading from the same manual.

1. Send one-line email.

2. Follow up with sulky/insulting/angry one-line email.

I blame television for perpetuating the myth of 30-something women wanting 18 year old boys. I have no interest in looking like I'm babysitting someone.

Damn Desperate Housewives!


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/24/2005 8:33 am

1hotwahine -

After the music ends, do you feel like you've had a loss having had so much and now it's gone?


DCEbony
1586 posts
9/24/2005 8:34 am

PassionateBeat -

I'm willing to bet that there's at least one person out there that isn't finding this stuff very funny. LOL


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