How, Pray Tell, Do You Respond To This?  

DCEbony
2208 posts
6/24/2006 3:48 pm

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How, Pray Tell, Do You Respond To This?

Happy Saturday, Gentle Reader -

I've done a whole lot of nothing today and it feels good. Sometimes you just have to sit on your butt watching mindless TV, eating some form of crunchy sodium-loaded snack mix.

I felt a little guilty so I figured I'd get a little exercise in...by walking over to my computer and doing a little typing. That's going to be the extent of my physical activity for the day. LOL

In reference to the question I posted above, please observe the following email. The guy typed "Intro" in the subject line and this is what he wrote:

If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut you're with the wrong man....(name deleted)

That's how he introduces himself to someone?!! Lord Thundering Jesus. Way to endear yourself to a total stranger!

In an effort to find something positive about this email, I offer the following:

1) At least he didn't say anything about a jelly donut. Now that would have been gross. Well, more gross.

2) He actually typed "you're" instead of "your". "Your" substituted for "you're" sets my teeth on edge.

Well, that's all she wrote today. I hope that you're having a fabulous weekend. If not, I suggest the salty snack/TV combo. It's not exactly healthy but who needs to be good all the time?



lifeisablast333 53M

6/24/2006 9:33 pm

you are so freakin right....kicking back and doing nuttun is cool....just can't wait till my next day off.....the redneck


TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
6/24/2006 10:37 pm

lol....glazed donut? I swear, everytime I think I've heard everything there is always something new.
Hope you're having a good weekend too...love the salty combo...Munchies are the best...Cheetos, SunChips, pretzels and Doritos all in one bag!! Salty snacks don't get much better than that.


BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

6/25/2006 1:24 am

LOL DC! You get the best stuff. Here's how I’d reply:

“Oh wow baby that gets me so hot! Well sort of. You see, I have this “thing” that I only dig oral at, well, a “certain time of the moon phase.” So, what would really turn me on is if you could resend it again, like this:

“If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like pizza sauce you're with the wrong man.”

Send me your number! Oh yeah, I also have a pizza delivery guy fantasy, you down?”

Love,
DC


That should do the trick!
xxxxx Dimples


rm_getamessage2 45M

6/25/2006 1:29 am

LOL.. I know you thought it was interesting to say the least. He is on a website for hooking up for onenightstands, no stringers and adulterers,for sex adventures for the so called adult. I swear sometimes some of you at as if we're all face to face at work and breaking the law. (Knowing you have those aholes at your job's saying the same crap. I do in fact admire your laziness or slothfulness on this hot & hazy day.
With a diet like that you must be a teacher. That looks exactly like the last luncheon our school planning & management committee fed us the last week of school.
Enjoy your the rest of your weekend
Chow


DCEbony
1586 posts
6/25/2006 6:40 am

    Quoting lifeisablast333:
    you are so freakin right....kicking back and doing nuttun is cool....just can't wait till my next day off.....the redneck
Red -

I hope you enjoy your chill-out time as much as I'm enjoying mine.

I'm going to have to do this more often - but not too often. I want to be able to see my feet.


DCEbony
1586 posts
6/25/2006 6:42 am

    Quoting TheRealThing655:
    lol....glazed donut? I swear, everytime I think I've heard everything there is always something new.
    Hope you're having a good weekend too...love the salty combo...Munchies are the best...Cheetos, SunChips, pretzels and Doritos all in one bag!! Salty snacks don't get much better than that.
TRT -

I'm going to have to try that combo you mentioned. It's just so...so...delightfully unhealthy.

If I wash it down with a giant glass of soda, that should fulfill all of my junk food requirements.

Oops. I need some chocolate in there, too. Maybe I'll throw some Hershey Kisses in the bag. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
6/25/2006 6:47 am

    Quoting BenefitsFriend69:
    LOL DC! You get the best stuff. Here's how I’d reply:

    “Oh wow baby that gets me so hot! Well sort of. You see, I have this “thing” that I only dig oral at, well, a “certain time of the moon phase.” So, what would really turn me on is if you could resend it again, like this:

    “If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like pizza sauce you're with the wrong man.”

    Send me your number! Oh yeah, I also have a pizza delivery guy fantasy, you down?”

    Love,
    DC

    That should do the trick!
    xxxxx Dimples
Dimples -

Now what sort of trouble would I get into if he was indeed down? LOL

You're too far away for me to hide behind, so I'd better just give this guy a pass.


DCEbony
1586 posts
6/25/2006 6:53 am

    Quoting rm_getamessage2:
    LOL.. I know you thought it was interesting to say the least. He is on a website for hooking up for onenightstands, no stringers and adulterers,for sex adventures for the so called adult. I swear sometimes some of you at as if we're all face to face at work and breaking the law. (Knowing you have those aholes at your job's saying the same crap. I do in fact admire your laziness or slothfulness on this hot & hazy day.
    With a diet like that you must be a teacher. That looks exactly like the last luncheon our school planning & management committee fed us the last week of school.
    Enjoy your the rest of your weekend
    Chow
Get -

Me, a teacher? Nuh-uh. That would be a tragedy of epic proportions (for the children) considering I have zero patience.

Maybe your planning and management committee will get out of the snack aisle at the supermarket next time they're planning a function. LOL

Thanks for visiting!


chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
6/25/2006 3:21 pm

Another top effort.

I give him points for originality.


DCEbony
1586 posts
6/26/2006 10:28 am

    Quoting chasingfun27:
    Another top effort.

    I give him points for originality.
Chasing -

As you can see, I am a lucky, lucky girl. LOL


Venus107 48F
156 posts
6/26/2006 11:32 am

DC- I am just real happy to see that someone else goes through email hell as well!! lol


DCEbony
1586 posts
6/27/2006 11:36 am

    Quoting Venus107:
    DC- I am just real happy to see that someone else goes through email hell as well!! lol
Venus -

Just wait until I start to critique the dick pics that I receive.

I figure that they're fair game considering it says right on my profile not to send them to me. LOL

Thanks for visiting!


DakR1972 44M  

6/27/2006 9:38 pm

"If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut, you're probably not dating a cop."

No no...that's far too stereotypical...

"If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like the man who went down there to begin with, you're probably in big trouble..."

No no...still not right...let me see, what is it missing..

"If a man comes up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut you're probably high, and should JUST SAY NO!"

Hmm...almost there...

"If a man comes up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut, the it might be a bad idea having oral sex at Tim Horton's..."

That's better! I know I'd get there eventually.

Sorry, I had to have a little fun mocking the insanity. It's almost as good at salty snacks.


DCEbony
1586 posts
6/28/2006 6:52 pm

    Quoting DakR1972:
    "If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut, you're probably not dating a cop."

    No no...that's far too stereotypical...

    "If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like the man who went down there to begin with, you're probably in big trouble..."

    No no...still not right...let me see, what is it missing..

    "If a man comes up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut you're probably high, and should JUST SAY NO!"

    Hmm...almost there...

    "If a man comes up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut, the it might be a bad idea having oral sex at Tim Horton's..."

    That's better! I know I'd get there eventually.

    Sorry, I had to have a little fun mocking the insanity. It's almost as good at salty snacks.
Dak -

Mmmmm...Tim Horton's...

If he'd mentioned Timmy's, he may have gotten further. LOL


meerkittykat 42F

7/2/2006 12:19 pm

Thanks for stopping by my blog....

OMG....I give him credit for being creative.

I am having that kinda day today...Gatorade and Pringles...lowfat ones. What was I thinking???? Although, after seeing all those donuts I suddenly have an urge to leave my enclave of sloth and go to Krispy Kreme.


redlipprincess 51F
55 posts
7/4/2006 1:11 am

1) At least he didn't say anything about a jelly donut. Now that would have been gross. Well, more gross.

God, I missed you!


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/4/2006 5:14 pm

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    Thanks for stopping by my blog....

    OMG....I give him credit for being creative.

    I am having that kinda day today...Gatorade and Pringles...lowfat ones. What was I thinking???? Although, after seeing all those donuts I suddenly have an urge to leave my enclave of sloth and go to Krispy Kreme.
Meerkittykat -

It was a pleasure stopping by your blog.

Well, he definitely was creative. That's for darned sure. There is probably someone out there in cyberspace that would be turned on by what he wrote. Alas, it isn't me...

If you do indeed ever try out the Gatorade/Pringle/Krispy Kreme combo, let me know how it works out for you. LOL


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/4/2006 5:17 pm

    Quoting redlipprincess:
    1) At least he didn't say anything about a jelly donut. Now that would have been gross. Well, more gross.

    God, I missed you!
I missed you too, Redlips!

Perhaps we should make out.

The emails that I get make me seriously consider playing on the girl's team. I can't imagine that women send those sorts of emails to each other. LOL

At any rate, I am glad to see you back!


Priapeo 46M

7/6/2006 7:53 am

QUOTE: If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut you're with the wrong man....(name deleted)

Indeed, I agree... an after that he must also wash his face into a bowl of cappuccino.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


Priapeo 46M

7/6/2006 7:54 am

QUOTE: If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut you're with the wrong man....(name deleted)

Indeed, I agree... and after that he must also dip his face into a bowl of cappuccino.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


DCEbony
1586 posts
7/6/2006 3:55 pm

    Quoting Priapeo:
    QUOTE: If a man doesn't come up from between your legs with his face looking like a glazed donut you're with the wrong man....(name deleted)

    Indeed, I agree... and after that he must also dip his face into a bowl of cappuccino.
Priapeo -

The guy's face covered in scalding cappucino?

Now THAT is funny. I can just see the froth sticking to his eyebrows... LOL


2dancew2 53M/50F

7/6/2006 6:11 pm

Ok, I've stopped laughing now... I don't think he was serious.


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